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Kurumiee
07/09/18 3:31:58 PM
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Come on, lads
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foreverzero212
07/09/18 3:32:33 PM
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you first
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lions and panthers oh my
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Kurumiee
07/09/18 3:34:27 PM
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foreverzero212 posted...
you first


I've fapped to Jesus before. Not because I wanted to, but just so that I could think of myself that I did it.
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TES_Nut
07/09/18 3:35:58 PM
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Some of those old testament stories are pretty hot
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The ending of the word is ALMSIVI
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frozenshock
07/09/18 3:36:22 PM
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The derivative of e^x
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I don't hate people, people hate me.
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Myzery
07/09/18 3:36:32 PM
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an extra curvy piece of driftwood
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When you kill a man, you're a murderer. Kill many, and you're a conqueror. Kill them all, oh you're a god.
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HypnoCoosh
07/09/18 3:37:07 PM
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JC Penny catalog when I was a kid
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We make men without chests and expect from them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. - C.S. Lewis
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Wolf_J_Flywheel
07/09/18 3:37:22 PM
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Either a 1994 Marvel masterpiece Rogue card or Kitana on Mortal Kombat paused just after giving her a leg sweep.
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dameon_reaper
07/09/18 3:37:25 PM
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when I was a teenager, I was in the car waiting for my grandfather to come out of the store and saw a cute girl and ended up doing it in the car in the parking lot. I was pretty young and apparently got the best of me...it wasn't like I was watching her...it did instigate it though.
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Megaman50100
07/09/18 3:39:27 PM
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dameon_reaper posted...
when I was a teenager, I was in the car waiting for my grandfather to come out of the store and saw a cute girl and ended up doing it in the car in the parking lot. I was pretty young and apparently got the best of me...it wasn't like I was watching her...it did instigate it though.

to completion?
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move all remaining groundhog mercenaries to the front lines. Have sheep troopers squadrons A and B flank the cows. They're using DC-17 hoof blasters.
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CookieV3
07/09/18 3:45:03 PM
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I made Lydia crouch in Skyrim, went behind her, took a few screenshots and went at it.
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nonononononononononononnonononoknownononono
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Weezy_Tha_Don
07/09/18 3:46:10 PM
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Wolf_J_Flywheel posted...
Either a 1994 Marvel masterpiece Rogue card or Kitana on Mortal Kombat paused just after giving her a leg sweep.


lol alright, the MK one got me
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I speak my mind, cause biting my tongue hurts.
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dameon_reaper
07/09/18 3:46:25 PM
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Megaman50100 posted...
dameon_reaper posted...
when I was a teenager, I was in the car waiting for my grandfather to come out of the store and saw a cute girl and ended up doing it in the car in the parking lot. I was pretty young and apparently got the best of me...it wasn't like I was watching her...it did instigate it though.

to completion?


Yes, I finished it but I think the best part was that it was a race against time so the orgasm was quite extreme since I had a sense of fear in me. It was new.
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Vyrulisse
07/09/18 3:46:28 PM
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CookieV3 posted...
I made Lydia crouch in Skyrim, went behind her, took a few screenshots and went at it.

Only impressive if it's default Lydia
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CookieV3
07/09/18 3:48:42 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
CookieV3 posted...
I made Lydia crouch in Skyrim, went behind her, took a few screenshots and went at it.

Only impressive if it's default Lydia

It was Ill have you know.
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nonononononononononononnonononoknownononono
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HashtagTartarus
07/09/18 3:49:38 PM
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Consensual sex in the missionary position, had by two adult humans.
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