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Genocet_10-325
07/05/18 6:38:38 PM
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Yep
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TheAnthraxBunny
07/05/18 6:39:02 PM
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no
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Genocet_10-325
07/05/18 6:39:19 PM
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TheAnthraxBunny posted...
no

Yep
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DeadSite
07/05/18 6:39:35 PM
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Nah spit works fine
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Genocet_10-325
07/05/18 6:40:00 PM
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DeadSite posted...
Nah spit works fine

That's dirty

Soap makes your junk squeaky clean
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solosnake
07/05/18 6:40:33 PM
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Its incredibly bad for her vag though lmao
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Genocet_10-325
07/05/18 6:40:36 PM
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shockthemonkey posted...
Its weird what kind of topics you make when you need attention

Mmmm feed me that delicious attention shock, it sustains me
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chrono625
07/05/18 6:40:54 PM
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Yep. Great way to get a bad irritation or infection.
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HylianFox
07/05/18 6:42:03 PM
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TheAnthraxBunny posted...
no

Seriously, soap dries out your skin and burns like crazy

I use moisturizer
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Genocet_10-325
07/05/18 6:43:02 PM
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And if there's no soap around toothpaste work's quite well too
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Darkrobotisback
07/05/18 6:43:58 PM
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Vaginal fluids...
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Harpie
07/05/18 6:44:59 PM
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My vagina is already hurting
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Darkrobotisback
07/05/18 6:50:48 PM
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Harpie posted...
My vagina is already hurting


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Harpie
07/05/18 6:52:41 PM
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Darkrobotisback posted...
Harpie posted...
My vagina is already hurting


One time I was desperate so I used conditioner

My vagina hated me for two weeks after that. I got a horrid rash that felt like it could have been a chemical burn

Never again
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solosnake
07/05/18 6:53:31 PM
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Harpie posted...
Darkrobotisback posted...
Harpie posted...
My vagina is already hurting


One time I was desperate so I used conditioner

My vagina hated me for two weeks after that. I got a horrid rash that felt like it could have been a chemical burn

Never again

lmao yeah its better not to use soap in there at all. Your vag naturally cleans itself out.
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ProtoManSPx
07/05/18 6:53:42 PM
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Harpie posted...
My vagina is already hurting

Is it tough to take care of it/keep clean?
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Harpie
07/05/18 6:54:12 PM
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solosnake posted...
Harpie posted...
Darkrobotisback posted...
Harpie posted...
My vagina is already hurting


One time I was desperate so I used conditioner

My vagina hated me for two weeks after that. I got a horrid rash that felt like it could have been a chemical burn

Never again

lmao yeah its better not to use soap in there at all. Your vag naturally cleans itself out.

Well I know it cleans itself. I was using it for other purposes >.>
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CarefreeDude
07/05/18 6:54:35 PM
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all soap will do is dry out your genitals and desensitize you.
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solosnake
07/05/18 6:55:01 PM
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Harpie posted...
I was using it for other purposes >.>

wait, what? That sounds pretty hot lol
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voldothegr8
07/05/18 6:55:03 PM
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Sure soap is good if you want a chafed dick.
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Harpie
07/05/18 6:55:25 PM
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ProtoManSPx posted...
Harpie posted...
My vagina is already hurting

Is it tough to take care of it/keep clean?

Nah it's actually super easy. Some warm water and a rag do me just fine. You can't put any soaps up there anyways, hence the vagina hurting.
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WilliamPorygon
07/05/18 6:57:22 PM
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Genocet_10-325 posted...
And if there's no soap around toothpaste work's quite well too

Only if it's mint flavored though
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Harpie
07/05/18 6:57:50 PM
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solosnake posted...
Harpie posted...
I was using it for other purposes >.>

wait, what? That sounds pretty hot lol

What did you expect me to be talking about TC literally called soap a sexual lubricant lol
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CarefreeDude
07/05/18 6:59:28 PM
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Coconut oil makes a pretty good anal lube
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EliteLevel
07/05/18 7:09:14 PM
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solosnake posted...
Harpie posted...
I was using it for other purposes >.>

wait, what? That sounds pretty hot lol


Babbys first exposure to sex.
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Genocet_10-325
07/05/18 7:10:57 PM
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EliteLevel posted...
solosnake posted...
Harpie posted...
I was using it for other purposes >.>

wait, what? That sounds pretty hot lol


Babbys first exposure to sex.

Lmfao
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Muffinz0rz
07/05/18 7:15:45 PM
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Or, you know

Lube
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solosnake
07/05/18 7:40:12 PM
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Honestly thought you were talking about washing lol. The thought of using conditioner as a lubricant never occurred to me
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Cheater87
07/05/18 8:10:18 PM
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averagejoel
07/05/18 8:12:59 PM
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apparently cannabis lube is a thing now
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Harpie
07/05/18 8:14:19 PM
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solosnake posted...
Honestly thought you were talking about washing lol. The thought of using conditioner as a lubricant never occurred to me

Listen man when times are tough you gotta do what you gotta do
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FL81
07/05/18 8:14:25 PM
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