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ninjarobot_22
07/05/18 3:19:58 PM
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Ever since I was old enough to skate I lovvveeddd hockey.

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ProfDE
07/05/18 6:21:55 PM
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I was put on this planet for one reason, to play hockey.
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ninjarobot_22
07/06/18 2:43:22 PM
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My dad worshiped hockey.

My mom didn't.

So she moved to Egypt, where there's

not a hockey rink within miles.
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WilliamPorygon
07/06/18 2:46:33 PM
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During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box, and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.
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PowerMang
07/06/18 2:49:31 PM
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*Hits Subway sammich into a man's mouth*

Talk about a hole-in-one...
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BalisticWarri0r
07/06/18 2:52:29 PM
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They wouldn't let me play in the pro tour anymore.

Aw cause your black?

Hell no. Damn alligator bit my hand off.

Oh my god!
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XxKrazyChaosxX
07/06/18 2:56:00 PM
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Hey Shooter, wanna go to red lobster !? My treat?
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