Current Events > My cousin is a cop... He said he got 14 calls for fireworks last night.

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Fuck the state for regulating.

Fuck those busy body rats.

What a bunch of pussies.

My cousin didn't respond to any calls. He's a good cop.
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on the daily log. there was plenty of calls on fireworks (at least 10) with 3 being the result of fireworks from washington ie illegal fireworks. they get fined 1k if they use em in oregon.

they kinda stopped after 11pm but the damage was done to my poor dogs psyche she didn't want to go outside till this morning i had to coax her to go by promising her no more fireworks would go off.
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...

Fuck the state for regulating.

Fuck those busy body rats.

What a bunch of pussies.

My cousin didn't respond to any calls. He's a good cop.

Just 14? That is nothing.
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I'm a firefighter. Just imagine how my night was last night at work
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People love to complain.
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Fireworks are dangerous. So many people have them blow up in their hands, leaving a bloody mess where their hand used to be
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Monolith1676 posted...

Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...

Fuck the state for regulating.

Fuck those busy body rats.

What a bunch of pussies.

My cousin didn't respond to any calls. He's a good cop.

Just 14? That is nothing.

It's a big city. My guess those were ones he was personally dispatched to and not nearly all the calls.
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Behaviorism posted...

I'm a firefighter. Just imagine how my night was last night at work

Worked out til 7pm, made protein cookies, responded to one call where you rescued a cat in a tree and then went to bed by 9 and dreamed of being a cop?

frozenshock posted...

Fireworks are dangerous. So many people have them blow up in their hands, leaving a bloody mess where their hand used to be

Let people do what they want. Don't need a nanny state telling people what's best for them.
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frozenshock posted...

Fireworks are dangerous. So many people have them blow up in their hands, leaving a bloody mess where their hand used to be

it be like the toxic avenger ripping someones hand off. but with a firework.
i want to watch those movies again even if others think they're horrible B movies.
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They banned fireworks in my city 4 or 5 years ago and every year more and more people are just ignoring the ban lol. I don't think the police even care at this point. They made it illegal to sell them in city limits as well, but there's literally 2 reservations within a ten minute drive that sell everything under the sun.
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...

Behaviorism posted...

I'm a firefighter. Just imagine how my night was last night at work

Worked out til 7pm, made protein cookies, responded to one call where you rescued a cat in a tree and then went to bed by 9 and dreamed of being a cop?

frozenshock posted...

Fireworks are dangerous. So many people have them blow up in their hands, leaving a bloody mess where their hand used to be

Let people do what they want. Don't need a nanny state telling people what's best for them.

Lol not quite
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Ok I don't actually think that's all firefighters do but I've spent a fair amount of time in fire houses and it seems like someone's always working out and someone is always making cookies with protein powder.
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...

Let people do what they want. Don't need a nanny state telling people what's best for them.

Don't come crying to me when the economy collapses because no one has hands anymore.
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Good for your brother.

Let the moron who blew their hand off bleed to death.
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frozenshock posted...

Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...

Let people do what they want. Don't need a nanny state telling people what's best for them.

Don't come crying to me when the economy collapses because no one has hands anymore.

Would never happen. The type of person who would blow their hand off probably isn't very productive anyways.
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When they called for fireworks, did he deliver them?
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I mean, there is at least one legit reason to call the cops over fireworks. PTSD is a real thing.

OctilIery posted...

I mean, there is at least one legit reason to call the cops over fireworks. PTSD is a real thing.

Not a good reason.

"I signed up to go make America less safe and kill people who never did any harm to anyone I know for promise of hero worship and free college, but I claim I fought for your freedom and now your freedom needs to be restricted to make my life easier."
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...

OctilIery posted...

I mean, there is at least one legit reason to call the cops over fireworks. PTSD is a real thing.

Not a good reason.

"I signed up to go make America less safe and kill people who never did any harm to anyone I know for promise of hero worship and free college, but I claim I fought for your freedom and now your freedom needs to be restricted to make my life easier."

Freakin owned
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OctilIery posted...

I mean, there is at least one legit reason to call the cops over fireworks. PTSD is a real thing.

That's a terrible reason to call the cops tbqh
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...

Not a good reason.

"I signed up to go make America less safe and kill people who never did any harm to anyone I know for promise of hero worship and free college, but I claim I fought for your freedom and now your freedom needs to be restricted to make my life easier."

But soldiers did fight for your freedoms.

You'd be speaking Vietnamese right now if it wasn't for those brave soldiers who defeated the Viet Cong.
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I hope every person that uses fireworks in the neighborhood loses their hand.

I hope their traumatized pets run away and find a better home.
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I hope the people in my neighborhood who were still setting off fireworks at 4am lose both hands
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eston posted...

I hope the people in my neighborhood who were still setting off fireworks at 4am lose both hands

I almost called the cops on my neighbors who were doing it until 2am. Obnoxious fucks
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...

OctilIery posted...

I mean, there is at least one legit reason to call the cops over fireworks. PTSD is a real thing.

Not a good reason.

"I signed up to go make America less safe and kill people who never did any harm to anyone I know for promise of hero worship and free college, but I claim I fought for your freedom and now your freedom needs to be restricted to make my life easier."

Jesus, that clapback
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frozenshock posted...

Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...

Not a good reason.

"I signed up to go make America less safe and kill people who never did any harm to anyone I know for promise of hero worship and free college, but I claim I fought for your freedom and now your freedom needs to be restricted to make my life easier."

But soldiers did fight for your freedoms.

You'd be speaking Vietnamese right now if it wasn't for those brave soldiers who defeated the Viet Cong.

You almost had me until I remembered we lost.

iPhone_7 posted...

I hope every person that uses fireworks in the neighborhood loses their hand.

I hope their traumatized pets run away and find a better home.

You guys are assholes.
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My city is the only incorporated area around Seattle that fireworks are legal. It's like the primary issue people are concerned with in city counsel seats. They are legal from June 28 to July 4. They were going off until about 2 AM last night.
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Fuck fireworks, its highly ignorant to anyone who actually wants to sleep.
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DoubleDare posted...

Fuck fireworks, its highly ignorant to anyone who actually wants to sleep.

They were going off constantly from 730 to 2 around me. I went to bed at 930 and it was fine. Even if it was tough I'd never dream of complaining about someone's celebrating once a year because I'm mildly inconvenienced.
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DoubleDare posted...

Fuck fireworks, its highly ignorant to anyone who actually wants to sleep.

Dont hate the fireworks.
Hate the dumbasses who do it till 4am in the damn morning.
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My state just legalized a bunch of different kinds of fireworks and of course some assholes had to set a whole bunch off from across the street last night. People have to work in the morning, you know. I don't see why they didn't do it earlier.
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http://www.kcra.com/article/officials-illegal-fireworks-cause-south-sacramento-house-fire/22054988

Yeah, let's shoot off illegal fireworks on a windy night during fire season. Great idea.
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The23rdMagus posted...

http://www.kcra.com/article/officials-illegal-fireworks-cause-south-sacramento-house-fire/22054988

Yeah, let's shoot off illegal fireworks on a windy night during fire season. Great idea.

To be fair, if you're shooting off fireworks in California you deserve whatever ends up happening to you, up to and including summary execution. Way too much chance of accidentally starting a wildfire
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Thankfully it rained and forced the blockheads inside.
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fire_bolt posted...

The23rdMagus posted...

http://www.kcra.com/article/officials-illegal-fireworks-cause-south-sacramento-house-fire/22054988

Yeah, let's shoot off illegal fireworks on a windy night during fire season. Great idea.

To be fair, if you're shooting off fireworks in California you deserve whatever ends up happening to you, up to and including summary execution. Way too much chance of accidentally starting a wildfire

But...

Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...

Fuck the state for regulating.

Fuck those busy body rats.

Right?

Yes, I agree with you. I'm just making a point.
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BlueJester007 posted...

DoubleDare posted...

Fuck fireworks, its highly ignorant to anyone who actually wants to sleep.

Dont hate the fireworks.
Hate the dumbasses who do it till 4am in the damn morning.

put 2 and 2 together, the source is found. we must get angry at the individual for doing it. those bastards have no respect for our friends who happen to need sleep to get up in the morning.
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