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Zodd3224
07/05/18 11:38:50 AM
#51:


Thats a decent amount of time. Enjoy.
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weekoldhotdog
07/05/18 11:40:13 AM
#52:


I predict this relationship won't last, simply because the guy can't stop advertising every detail like she's a prize he won or something. In the end, she isn't going to like being equated and bragged about like she's an xbox achievement or a trophy or something.

When Joestarr is tired of being displayed like a trophy for the amusement of others, she will find self esteem and dump this guy simply because he failed test one. He couldn't stay off of Gamefaqs.

Calling it now, this will happen within 6 months. They will still be friends afterwards, but the wedge that will come between them will be Gamefaqs.
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Abyssea
07/05/18 11:45:21 AM
#53:


weekoldhotdog posted...
I predict this relationship won't last, simply because the guy can't stop advertising every detail like she's a prize he won or something. In the end, she isn't going to like being equated and bragged about like she's an xbox achievement or a trophy or something.

When Joestarr is tired of being displayed like a trophy for the amusement of others, she will find self esteem and dump this guy simply because he failed test one. He couldn't stay off of Gamefaqs.

Calling it now, this will happen within 6 months. They will still be friends afterwards, but the wedge that will come between them will be Gamefaqs.


it isn't like she's some prized pig to begin with. why are guys fighting over her? or will they fight over any cegal with a pulse?
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Zodd3224
07/05/18 11:49:56 AM
#54:


Abyssea posted...
weekoldhotdog posted...
I predict this relationship won't last, simply because the guy can't stop advertising every detail like she's a prize he won or something. In the end, she isn't going to like being equated and bragged about like she's an xbox achievement or a trophy or something.

When Joestarr is tired of being displayed like a trophy for the amusement of others, she will find self esteem and dump this guy simply because he failed test one. He couldn't stay off of Gamefaqs.

Calling it now, this will happen within 6 months. They will still be friends afterwards, but the wedge that will come between them will be Gamefaqs.


it isn't like she's some prized pig to begin with. why are guys fighting over her? or will they fight over any cegal with a pulse?


Do you have a pulse? If so prepare to be fought over.
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weekoldhotdog
07/05/18 11:59:25 AM
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<spends money and divulges time to try a new experience with a new person>

<sits on his couch and surfs CE on Gamefaqs>

<Has sex, posts the results on gamefaqs>

How much of this "vacation" is going to be spent on gamefaqs? She should already be chewing her arm off to get away from him!
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smoliske
07/05/18 12:06:13 PM
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pMvMR2N
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Shut_TheF---Up
07/05/18 12:12:06 PM
#58:


weekoldhotdog posted...
I predict this relationship won't last, simply because the guy can't stop advertising every detail like she's a prize he won or something. In the end, she isn't going to like being equated and bragged about like she's an xbox achievement or a trophy or something.

When Joestarr is tired of being displayed like a trophy for the amusement of others, she will find self esteem and dump this guy simply because he failed test one. He couldn't stay off of Gamefaqs.

Calling it now, this will happen within 6 months. They will still be friends afterwards, but the wedge that will come between them will be Gamefaqs.


Yeah it's funny how accurate this is. Like the whole foundation of this relationship is based on it being some kind of 'prize'. Dude's 32 and he acts like he's 15
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Cornmuffins
07/05/18 12:13:18 PM
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So that's what you look like.
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iHuman
07/05/18 12:14:12 PM
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Oh ok now I'm really not jealous


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ImCallingYouOut
07/05/18 12:16:27 PM
#61:


rofl
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ArtVandelay
07/05/18 12:21:08 PM
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did you used to have a different username TC?
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treewojima
07/05/18 12:22:35 PM
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unflattering angle is unflattering
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V-E-G-Y-
07/05/18 12:22:41 PM
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CyricZ
07/05/18 12:23:01 PM
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This does bring back memories though. Me and otaku_luna did the exact same thing like twelve years ago.
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smoliske
07/05/18 12:23:48 PM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
How old are you both


32 and 21
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Th3_Butt3rfly
07/05/18 12:23:59 PM
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treewojima posted...
unflattering angle is unflattering


I wonder why someone would use dim lighting and myspace angles.


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smoliske
07/05/18 12:24:12 PM
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Cornmuffins posted...
So that's what you look like.


not exactly a secret, I've videochatted on TC before
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Abyssea
07/05/18 12:25:31 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
Abyssea posted...
weekoldhotdog posted...
I predict this relationship won't last, simply because the guy can't stop advertising every detail like she's a prize he won or something. In the end, she isn't going to like being equated and bragged about like she's an xbox achievement or a trophy or something.

When Joestarr is tired of being displayed like a trophy for the amusement of others, she will find self esteem and dump this guy simply because he failed test one. He couldn't stay off of Gamefaqs.

Calling it now, this will happen within 6 months. They will still be friends afterwards, but the wedge that will come between them will be Gamefaqs.


it isn't like she's some prized pig to begin with. why are guys fighting over her? or will they fight over any cegal with a pulse?


Do you have a pulse? If so prepare to be fought over.


teehee
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weekoldhotdog
07/05/18 12:25:53 PM
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smoliske posted...
V-E-G-Y- posted...
How old are you both


32 and 21


niiiiice! 32 years old and still not found a partner! I can tell he's a real catch!
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Abyssea
07/05/18 12:26:28 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
smoliske posted...
V-E-G-Y- posted...
How old are you both


32 and 21


niiiiice! 32 years old and still not found a partner! I can tell he's a real catch!


savage
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iHuman
07/05/18 12:27:18 PM
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Does anyone else notice that tc got her drunk first
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Abyssea
07/05/18 12:28:23 PM
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iHuman posted...
Does anyone else notice that tc got her drunk first


As she gets drunker, his hairline gets lower. The drunker he gets, the thinner she looks. :v match made in heaven.
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weekoldhotdog
07/05/18 12:31:00 PM
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He looks like Dawkins without a goate. What is this taste in men?! I don't even

JoeStarr must have extremely low self esteem. She can definately do better.
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Monolith1676
07/05/18 12:31:37 PM
#76:


https://www.rogaine.com
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Flockaveli
07/05/18 12:32:25 PM
#77:


Sextape?
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weekoldhotdog
07/05/18 12:35:06 PM
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I bet the sex was awful and short, too short to record.
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joestarrr
07/05/18 12:43:53 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
I bet the sex was awful and short, too short to record.


quite the opposite
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weekoldhotdog
07/05/18 12:47:42 PM
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The fact that you stand up for his insecurities already speaks volumes about the places this relationship is going.

Keep white knighting him all the way to Sunday. But despite your claims, I can look at both of you and tell that you're lying.

Missionary and doggy style, that's literally all I see you two doing. You might have enjoyed it, but on the level of the sex you could be having and are currently missing out on, I'd say you're in denial about just how boring the sex actually was.
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Zodd3224
07/05/18 12:48:25 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
The fact that you stand up for his insecurities already speaks volumes about the places this relationship is going.

Keep white knighting him all the way to Sunday. But despite your claims, I can look at both of you and tell that you're lying.

Missionary and doggy style, that's literally all I see you two doing.


How vividly did you see this?
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weekoldhotdog
07/05/18 12:50:00 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
weekoldhotdog posted...
The fact that you stand up for his insecurities already speaks volumes about the places this relationship is going.

Keep white knighting him all the way to Sunday. But despite your claims, I can look at both of you and tell that you're lying.

Missionary and doggy style, that's literally all I see you two doing.


How vividly did you see this?


Man, just look at him. I can tell he's not adventurous, he has no imagination, and he certainly can't bend OR pick her up, so come on.

Plus I don't believe for A SECOND that she has the hips required to keep that motion rocking while on top.

Imagine sex with an overstuffed pillow.
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Abyssea
07/05/18 12:50:20 PM
#84:


Zodd3224 posted...
weekoldhotdog posted...
The fact that you stand up for his insecurities already speaks volumes about the places this relationship is going.

Keep white knighting him all the way to Sunday. But despite your claims, I can look at both of you and tell that you're lying.

Missionary and doggy style, that's literally all I see you two doing.


How vividly did you see this?


I can't see it, but I can hear it...

"is it in yet?"
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V-E-G-Y-
07/05/18 12:51:18 PM
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joestarrr
07/05/18 12:52:52 PM
#86:


Lmaoooo.
Y'all don't know shit, and y'all ain't shit anyway tbh
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weekoldhotdog
07/05/18 12:54:49 PM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
Doggy style is all someone needs


If you want to be contender for "Oldest position of the year" award. In my 13 year relationship, I can seriously attest to how tired a woman can get of doing doggy style or mission.

Plus he had to get her drunk first!

Let's see her be so rosey about this next week when the hangover is gone.

God I hope they both used protection.
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weekoldhotdog
07/05/18 12:55:33 PM
#88:


joestarrr posted...
Lmaoooo.
Y'all don't know shit, and y'all ain't shit anyway tbh


loooooooooooooool neither are you, hun! But keep travelin around the CE and see where you go!
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joestarrr
07/05/18 12:56:32 PM
#89:


I was already all over him before I drank anything tbh
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BeautifulBlaze
07/05/18 12:56:32 PM
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joestarrr
07/05/18 12:57:00 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
joestarrr posted...
Lmaoooo.
Y'all don't know shit, and y'all ain't shit anyway tbh


loooooooooooooool neither are you, hun! But keep travelin around the CE and see where you go!


well i found a keeper

so I'm aite
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CyricZ
07/05/18 12:57:40 PM
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CyricZ posted...
This does bring back memories though. Me and otaku_luna did the exact same thing like twelve years ago.

That said, CE twelve years ago was a very different place. We were accused of attention whoring, but I'm pretty sure we didn't have someone come into the topic trying to document their presumed details of our sex.
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joestarrr
07/05/18 1:00:01 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
joestarrr posted...
Lmaoooo.
Y'all don't know shit, and y'all ain't shit anyway tbh


Then maybe you and your boo should stop making daily topics about your relationship if we all ain't shit. Why would you feel the need to do so?


dude it's fucking hilarious

CyricZ posted...
CyricZ posted...
This does bring back memories though. Me and otaku_luna did the exact same thing like twelve years ago.

That said, CE twelve years ago was a very different place. We were accused of attention whoring, but I'm pretty sure we didn't have someone come into the topic trying to document their presumed details of our sex.


yeah >_>
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BeautifulBlaze
07/05/18 1:00:15 PM
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I wonder how Vulgar and LanHikari feel after TC got to see joestarr naked and they didn't.
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weekoldhotdog
07/05/18 1:02:28 PM
#96:


lmao like to clay balls fornicating, only one clay ball is balder than the other one.
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joestarrr
07/05/18 1:03:32 PM
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BeautifulBlaze posted...
I wonder how Vulgar and LanHikari feel after TC got to see joestarr naked and they didn't.


vulgar? probably still bitter
lan probably could care less about not seeing me naked because he's actually a friend and not just nice to me in some warped attempt to get e-pussy
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iHuman
07/05/18 1:04:43 PM
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Damn joestarr is 21 and that naive
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SpoiltTrouser
07/05/18 1:05:15 PM
#99:


smoliske posted...
pMvMR2N

cute

wishing you luck lol, wont shit on the relationship lol.
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UaStankAssMofo
07/05/18 1:05:45 PM
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If y'all were really secure you wouldn't be broadcasting your relationship like a special news bulletin

It's just a cringy look. Plus, the hearts in that pic... Come on. I don't even think high schoolers did that shit tbh

Y'all have subconsciously convinced yourselves that you're going to be soulmates to get back at all of the CE naysayers instead of just giving yourselves room to see how things go.
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