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Milkman5
07/04/18 10:50:49 PM
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Im actually enjoying this

because I know how triggered people got at each scene

So Im enjoying it from a trolls perspective
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SSJ2GrimReaper
07/04/18 10:57:12 PM
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Are you enjoying the terrible attempts at humor and poor pacing?
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CommonJoe
07/04/18 11:05:42 PM
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Its a weird movie, but its nice that the broad strokes it hit are touching on the gray area of the Force.
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pogo_rabid
07/04/18 11:06:16 PM
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I had to quit 2/3rds the way through

it was just boring
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Milkman5
07/04/18 11:27:16 PM
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yikes. These poe, rose, finn scenes are fucking cringey

the movie just took a nosedive
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Suchomimus
07/04/18 11:27:48 PM
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It's shockingly bad.
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Milkman5
07/04/18 11:29:55 PM
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I actually liked the first 30 minutes in a funny kind of way,
At the 40 minute mark, now its boring and cringey
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Suchomimus
07/04/18 11:32:55 PM
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Milkman5 posted...
I actually liked the first 30 minutes in a funny kind of way,
At the 40 minute mark, now its boring and cringey


lol just you wait
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Milkman5
07/04/18 11:33:32 PM
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fuck. Im watching with my parents and the whole room vibe is extremely awkward
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Lunar_Savage
07/04/18 11:35:01 PM
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Only gets good when Yoda shows up. But it's extremely short lived.
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Milkman5
07/04/18 11:39:45 PM
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yikes; the casino planet. Anytime the movie deviates from the old characters, the film becomes a drag
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au_gold
07/04/18 11:48:42 PM
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Its one of those movies that gets worse the more you think about it.
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Zack_Attackv1
07/04/18 11:50:19 PM
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Suchomimus
07/04/18 11:50:30 PM
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Milkman5 posted...
fuck. Im watching with my parents and the whole room vibe is extremely awkward


Please report what they think about it by the end

The narrative Lucasfilm has been peddling is that only far-right wing, alt-right, middle aged white men hated TLJ.

Normal people hated it too.
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HylianFox
07/04/18 11:50:44 PM
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I like Rose's decoder ring

I mean, what's the point of it? Are they standard issue in the Rebellio- I mean the Resistance? Is she a Planeteer? Can she use the Schwartz? What if she gets caught, isn't having one a giveaway to be a Resistance fighter?

My head hurts
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Milkman5
07/04/18 11:51:08 PM
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fuck

it makes it more agony that I know this casino shit leads nowhere

this movie is probably better when you dont know what happens already
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bulletproofvita
07/04/18 11:51:47 PM
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Milkman5 posted...
fuck. Im watching with my parents and the whole room vibe is extremely awkward

That's a good way to put it.
The last Jedi is extremely awkward
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Milkman5
07/04/18 11:53:45 PM
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lmao the swole shirt meme
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HylianFox
07/04/18 11:55:59 PM
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Milkman5 posted...
it makes it more agony that I know this casino shit leads nowhere

I like when they come across Mr. Obvious Scumbag, he does some shit to help them escape, and they instantly assume he's the hacker guy they're after, and later he betrays them because wow no-one saw that coming...
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Milkman5
07/04/18 11:57:35 PM
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it would be cool if Rey existed to balance Kylo

and then Kylo tried to troll the force, trying to break away from the binary of it only to realize it cant be resisted and there will always be good and evil of the force

like Kylo goes sith as a troll then finds out Rey goes Sith too and that he was good along and the twist is that he is her balance

or that he actually finds that trying to troll the system, he falls to the dark side

like by playing sith, he falls to darkness
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bulletproofvita
07/05/18 12:01:54 AM
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Milkman5 posted...
it would be cool if Rey existed to balance Kylo

and then Kylo tried to troll the force, trying to break away from the binary of it only to realize it cant be resisted and there will always be good and evil of the force

like Kylo goes sith as a troll then finds out Rey goes Sith too and that he was good along and the twist is that he is her balance

or that he actually finds that trying to troll the system, he falls to the dark side

like by playing sith, he falls to darkness

What da hell

Don't think about it too much
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SmidgeIsntBack
07/05/18 12:02:53 AM
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I liked it, mostly for the Luke scenes, but damn the sequels have shot themselves in the feet by not sticking with one director.

CommonJoe posted...
Its a weird movie, but its nice that the broad strokes it hit are touching on the gray area of the Force.


This is like the one unifying thing between the two movies besides Kylo Ren being a huge dweeb (which is also great but he can't carry this thing on his own).
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Milkman5
07/05/18 12:04:16 AM
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well they can redeem the movies from this. They can make it a giant troll attempt by Kylo only to portray the force as the actual villain

would be kind of neat
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WafflehouseJK
07/05/18 12:05:34 AM
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SmidgeIsntBack posted...
I liked it, mostly for the Luke scenes, but damn the sequels have shot themselves in the feet by not sticking with one director.


This. Luke and Kylo/Rey's thing were the things I liked from it, otherwise, the film was pretty eh.
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Milkman5
07/05/18 12:06:14 AM
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idk make lemons out of lemonade.
Trying to think of interesting tangents they can go towards with the plot so far.

We just got to the yoda part. Kind of getting disinterested in watching the rest of the film
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HylianFox
07/05/18 12:06:55 AM
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the salt planet is kinda cool
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bulletproofvita
07/05/18 12:10:57 AM
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HylianFox posted...
the salt planet is kinda cool

No it isn't
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HylianFox
07/05/18 12:11:26 AM
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bulletproofvita posted...
HylianFox posted...
the salt planet is kinda cool

No it isn't

they hate that ship
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SmidgeIsntBack
07/05/18 12:12:54 AM
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If Rian were to write the finale, I feel like he would do something really crazy with Kylo and Ren forcing themselves out of the light/dark side system. All I can picture from that is the end of Cabin in the Woods.
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bulletproofvita
07/05/18 12:13:11 AM
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Rey shoots three tie fighters with one shot
Hahahhaa
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iron jojo
07/05/18 12:14:01 AM
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How long has it been on netflix?
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Milkman5
07/05/18 12:15:41 AM
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I like the evil ball droid
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Suchomimus
07/05/18 1:17:08 AM
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Snoke a joke
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DarthDemented
07/05/18 1:22:27 AM
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Kylo and Rey just need to fuck and get it over with
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HylianFox
07/05/18 1:23:03 AM
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Suchomimus posted...
Snoke a joke

Snoke got broke, cuz Kylo was woke
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iHuman
07/05/18 1:26:29 AM
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why does it feel like the bad guys are speaking english with a german accent?
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Ivynn
07/05/18 1:29:30 AM
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*smiles after drinking alien titty milk*
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HylianFox
07/05/18 1:29:58 AM
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iHuman posted...
why does it feel like the bad guys are speaking english with a german accent?

because that's how it was in the OT

gotta love those wacky Space Nazis
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iHuman
07/05/18 1:32:16 AM
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I see, I've never watched Star Wars. I'm actually watching them in reverse from when they were released.

Solo was alright.
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Nazanir
07/05/18 1:40:53 AM
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Milkman5 posted...
Im actually enjoying this

because I know how triggered people got at each scene

So Im enjoying it from a trolls perspective

So, that didn't last, did it?
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Milkman5
07/05/18 1:55:55 AM
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Well I finished the movie and honestly....

I liked it more than the Force Awakens

But it was probably the 2nd worst star wars movie ever made
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Smashingpmkns
07/05/18 1:58:45 AM
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Milkman5 posted...
Well I finished the movie and honestly....

I liked it more than the Force Awakens

But it was probably the 2nd worst star wars movie ever made


Nah that's Phantom Menace
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DarthAragorn
07/05/18 1:59:12 AM
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HylianFox posted...
iHuman posted...
why does it feel like the bad guys are speaking english with a german accent?

because that's how it was in the OT

gotta love those wacky Space Nazis

I'm pretty sure they were more British
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Milkman5
07/05/18 2:01:17 AM
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I thought it was boring and ridiculous
and I only enjoyed the first 30 minutes

But I still thought it was better than TFA and thought that their handling of Luke was actually better than how they handled Han Solo.

It makes more sense for a character to progress drastically over 40 years than it does for Han to revert to back to how he was pre-A New Hope at 70 years old, especially when it makes no logistic sense for a rich hero to turn to crime when Han was only a criminal for the money. He doesn't do it for the thrill of crime or because he is a criminal lmao

wtf. And it's established in a New Hope that's he's a good guy deep down dealt a bad hand, why the fuck would he revert back to being a common criminal?
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Milkman5
07/05/18 2:01:55 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...

Nah that's Phantom Menace


Phantom Menace had pod racing and darth maul fight

TLJ had titty milk
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iHuman
07/05/18 2:07:17 AM
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This movie can't even keep my attention

I'd give up on it if I didn't plan on watching all of Star Wars, absolute garbage
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SmidgeIsntBack
07/05/18 2:07:29 AM
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The sequels don't really have a rewatch value to them either, unless the third film finds a way to tie everything together in a way that's satisfying.

And I kind of hate prequel stories by necessity so Rogue One didn't do anything for me aside from the blatant Vader pandering. Meanwhile the only successful attempt at nostalgia Disney has managed so far is that Yoda scene.
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Milkman5
07/05/18 2:23:50 AM
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JJ Abrams ruined star wars, not rian
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Smashingpmkns
07/05/18 2:24:34 AM
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Milkman5 posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...

Nah that's Phantom Menace


Phantom Menace had pod racing and darth maul fight

TLJ had titty milk


TLJ had dope space battles and the Kylo/Rey fight.
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HylianFox
07/05/18 2:27:14 AM
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Milkman5 posted...
JJ Abrams ruined star wars, not rian

he didn't help Star Trek much either, but at least those films are enjoyable and it's not like ST had the greatest track record to begin with (well, neither did Star Wars...)
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