Current Events > so i officially have been diagnosed with a pilonidal cyst

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joestarrr
07/04/18 12:43:29 PM
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all they did was give me antibiotics (which are making me feel SUPER pukey) and told me to keep warm compresses on it and that it should drain on its own

someone shoot me this shit fuckin hurts, my dudes

;_;
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MrK3V
07/04/18 12:44:10 PM
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MrPeppers
07/04/18 12:44:34 PM
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They didnt want to do an I&D on the spot? Damn thats some conservative management
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glitteringfairy
07/04/18 12:45:11 PM
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What's that
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SpoiltTrouser
07/04/18 12:46:47 PM
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ewwww gross

why tf did i google that
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HylianFox
07/04/18 12:47:38 PM
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I had one too, now my ass has this gross scar

good luck getting people to have sex with you
>___>
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Timohtep
07/04/18 12:47:53 PM
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That fucking sucks. My cousin had like three surgeries for his because it wouldn't heal right. My GF had one and had surgery for it in December, and she only just in the last couple weeks is fully healed.

Where is it exactly? For both my cousin and gf it was at the very top of the crack.
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joestarrr
07/04/18 12:49:05 PM
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MrPeppers posted...
They didnt want to do an I&D on the spot? Damn thats some conservative management


Yeah that's kinda what I thought. I'm seeing my provider on the 10th, hopefully she'll lance it?

HylianFox posted...
I had one too, now my ass has this gross scar

good luck getting people to have sex with you
>___>


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treewojima
07/04/18 12:49:51 PM
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... lmfao

perfect timing, eh
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joestarrr
07/04/18 12:50:24 PM
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Timohtep posted...
That fucking sucks. My cousin had like three surgeries for his because it wouldn't heal right. My GF had one and had surgery for it in December, and she only just in the last couple weeks is fully healed.

Where is it exactly? For both my cousin and gf it was at the very top of the crack.


Yeah... I'm kinda thinking surgery might be on the table because it's not something that just pops and goes away forever. Sucks tho

And it's a bit lower but still kinda in the crack.

I can barely sleep because of the pain tbh
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Genocet_10-325
07/04/18 12:50:52 PM
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Holy fuck I think I had one of those a while back. They hurt like hell, never went to a doctor for it though and waited for it to clear up on its own

Sitting down with one is miserable
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HylianFox
07/04/18 12:51:27 PM
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joestarrr posted...
I can barely sleep because of the pain tbh

Pain? Mine bled a lot but there was no pain

now hemorrhoids on the other hand... yech

thankfully I don't get those too often anymore
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glitteringfairy
07/04/18 12:52:03 PM
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So it's an ass sore?
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4th-nite
07/04/18 12:52:20 PM
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RIP.
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HylianFox
07/04/18 12:52:42 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
So it's an ass sore?

more like an ass hole that you don't poop out of

also called a pilonidal sinus

(again DON'T GOOGLE THAT)
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teepan95
07/04/18 12:52:53 PM
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pilonidal?
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joestarrr
07/04/18 12:54:03 PM
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teepan95 posted...
pilonidal?


tldr: my bootycrack broke
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4th-nite
07/04/18 12:54:23 PM
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Hey (the user) once told me @goats had a bleeding ass.

So TC, I'm sure you'll be fine.
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Genocet_10-325
07/04/18 12:54:28 PM
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HylianFox posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
So it's an ass sore?

more like an ass hole that you don't poop out of

also called a pilonidal sinus

(again DON'T GOOGLE THAT)

Yeah I Googled it and realized "holy shit I had that" and never knew what it was until now. But how you describe it is accurate
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teepan95
07/04/18 12:55:56 PM
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joestarrr posted...
teepan95 posted...
pilonidal?


tldr: my bootycrack broke

...I winced

I hope it clears up soon!
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BWLurker
07/04/18 12:56:30 PM
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4th-nite posted...
Hey (the user) once told me @goats had a bleeding ass.

So TC, I'm sure you'll be fine.

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Carlbertomfg
07/04/18 12:56:35 PM
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AlabamaLove
07/04/18 12:56:53 PM
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i had one years ago as a kid and had surgery on it
the healing process was almost as bad as having it
cauterizations and deep cleaning every week or so at the hospital with cleanings and gauze changes done every day by my mother ugh....

worst part is, they can always come back
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HylianFox
07/04/18 12:56:57 PM
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surgery'll get rid of it but beware you'll have scar tissue where your asscrack used to be
>__>
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DarthGravid
07/04/18 12:58:01 PM
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HylianFox posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
So it's an ass sore?

more like an ass hole that you don't poop out of

also called a pilonidal sinus

(again DON'T GOOGLE THAT)


*Googles it anyway*

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HylianFox
07/04/18 12:58:15 PM
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If I had the money I would totally get plastic surgery to make my ass normal-looking again
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joestarrr
07/04/18 12:58:19 PM
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HylianFox posted...
surgery'll get rid of it but beware you'll have scar tissue where your asscrack used to be
>__>


a bootycrack in a bootycrack

bootycrack inception
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Mist_Turnips
07/04/18 12:58:55 PM
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Ha
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Phantom_Nook
07/04/18 12:59:11 PM
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I had one a few weeks ago.
After they gave me the antibiotics, I'm just dealing with it for a few days.
Then in the middle of the day it starts leaking out of nowhere.

That lasted over 24 hours.
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joestarrr
07/04/18 12:59:41 PM
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Phantom_Nook posted...
I had one a few weeks ago.
After they gave me the antibiotics, I'm just dealing with it for a few days.
Then in the middle of the day it starts leaking out of nowhere.

That lasted over 24 hours.


Shit I wish mine would just leak and drain out ;_;
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HylianFox
07/04/18 1:01:21 PM
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this topic has been kinda therapeutic actually

I've always been super-duper-mega self-conscious about my scar
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Zodd3224
07/04/18 1:01:25 PM
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Sounds awful
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bob742omb
07/04/18 1:02:09 PM
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SpoiltTrouser posted...
ewwww gross

why tf did i google that

same
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Timohtep
07/04/18 1:19:38 PM
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Yeah it won't like pop and go away at all, it's like a pocket of pus and grossness like a couple inches under your skin, that digs its own drainage tunnel out to your buttcrack. The surgery removes the entire pocket of pus and grossness.

joestarrr posted...
missionary, my dudes
and cowgirl


Are you a girl?
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NeonOctopus
07/04/18 1:25:19 PM
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I had that in high school. They did a short surgery and I had to soak my butt in this warm basin everyday for like a month. I also couldn't comfortably sit anywhere unless I had a doughnut cushion on it. It really sucked >_>
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ssj3vegeta2
07/04/18 1:33:11 PM
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joestarrr posted...
teepan95 posted...
pilonidal?


tldr: my bootycrack broke

wow, i had no idea @smoliske had it in him, good work bruh very proud
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