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UnfairRepresent
07/02/18 4:13:46 PM
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Who do you side with? - Results (13 votes)
The French Girl
15.38% (2 votes)
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The German Girl
84.62% (11 votes)
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You're walking the streets one day when you see and hear a French Girl and a German Girl who are friends on vacation, arguing with each other about boys. You missed the begining of their conversation but it's clear they have been arguing for some time.

The French girl says: "Nonono! It is up to ze man to keep things interesting in ze relationship and ze bedroom. Otherwise what can girl get out of him that she couldn't get from anyone else or a toy?"

The german replies: "Ach Nein, that's what lazy girls say to themselves when they get fat. Of course things will get dull if you just sit there in a bathrobe and brush your teeth. A girl had to do something... You know... fun? To have fun."

F: "Ahhh, that's why France is ze land of romance while your Deutschland is grey and dull, no?"

G: "And that right there is exactly why most French couples cheat on each other. The guys get bored so they go for someone else game. Couples back home stay happy!"

F: "Girls staying in boring unsatisfied relationships isn't happy, ze man should make ze woman happy... If she is not happy it is his fault for not being a better lover."

G: "And where does that wisdom come from Barbara Salesch?"

F: "Evolution of primative hunters in ze brain, no?"

G: "Tell you what, we need someone impartial to settle this, like that cute guy over there. Hey you! (She beckons you over) What do you think? Is it up to the guy to keep things alive in a relationship or is it up to the girl?"

F: "It's up to the guy! He'll agree. Everyone but you agrees!"

G: "No, he'll agree with me. He wants a girl who puts effort in for him. Right?"

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They're both looking at you expectantly to settle their dispute while standing either side of you.

Who you side with?
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UnfairRepresent
07/02/18 4:15:17 PM
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16-BITTER posted...
What's with the Pepe le Pew dialogue?

That's what you say to her?

How rude
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Turbam
07/02/18 4:16:47 PM
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Which one has the fattest butt?
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UnfairRepresent
07/02/18 4:17:10 PM
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Turbam posted...
Which one has the fattest butt?

I don't see how that is relevant.
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Corrupt_Power
07/02/18 4:18:10 PM
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Taking a "one side is responsible for everything" stance is why relationships built on sex never last long-term
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vocedelmorte
07/02/18 4:18:55 PM
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I sided with French girl before i started to read and i didn't bothered to finish it cause i wasn't wrong in the end.
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garan
07/02/18 4:21:25 PM
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The German blonde is much hotter, I'm glad I sided with her.

Both people should work to keep the relationship going, and I know from experience that when a chick wants me to do all the work, eventually I will drop that bitch. The French chick is wrong as fuck.
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Sabram
07/02/18 4:23:27 PM
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Tell them they're both wrong and it's up to both people to keep things interesting, by coming up with new things to do together, finding out if the other partner would want to do it, and then seeing how much you both like it after you do it.

Then ask them if they've ever been in a threeway, as something new and exciting.
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Timohtep
07/02/18 4:23:29 PM
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garan posted...
Both people should work to keep the relationship going,

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Funkydog
07/02/18 4:27:04 PM
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I walk on my way and say "Sorry for interrupting"
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UnfairRepresent
07/02/18 4:27:19 PM
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Sabram posted...
Tell them they're both wrong and it's up to both people to keep things interesting

Feels like a cop out answer to me
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07/02/18 4:27:58 PM
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Yomi
07/02/18 4:28:33 PM
#14:


Your topics are awful TC.
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UnfairRepresent
07/02/18 4:30:48 PM
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Yomi posted...
Your topics are awful TC.

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RebelElite791
07/02/18 7:11:00 PM
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In my experience the German would say it was up to both people so this is a bad topic.
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knutjob
07/02/18 7:15:21 PM
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The French is the submissive one? Color me surprised.
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Kanaya413
07/02/18 7:21:13 PM
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Wonder why they misgendered me
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LightningAce11
07/02/18 7:23:33 PM
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Unfair, what if you get modded for this topic like that one time?
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Sphyx
07/02/18 7:26:14 PM
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garan posted...
The German blonde is much hotter

How do we know which is which?
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UnfairRepresent
07/02/18 7:26:38 PM
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Kanaya413 posted...
Wonder why they misgendered me

They didn't, just switch the pronouns if relevant

Sphyx posted...
garan posted...
The German blonde is much hotter

How do we know which is which?

because we're an English speaking nation
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Panthera
07/02/18 7:29:21 PM
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I would say it's up to both people to make a relationship work, but that's boring so in this hypothetical I would say my dick does so much work it makes the girl want to put in work too and they'd be so impressed they'd both fuck me despite the fact that I am a random dude on the street who got asked a simple question and responded by bragging about his dick like a weirdo.
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Muffinz0rz
07/02/18 7:35:13 PM
#23:


I'll read this if you re-type it in normal english
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Sphyx
07/02/18 7:39:18 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
because we're an English speaking nation

So, which is which?
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Kanaya413
07/02/18 7:41:14 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Kanaya413 posted...
Wonder why they misgendered me

They didn't, just switch the pronouns if relevant

Sphyx posted...
garan posted...
The German blonde is much hotter

How do we know which is which?

because we're an English speaking nation

Oh okay cool
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StarReaper13
07/02/18 7:42:45 PM
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I enjoy your topics TC.
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UnfairRepresent
07/03/18 1:25:25 AM
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Sphyx posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
because we're an English speaking nation

So, which is which?

we read left to right so the French girl is the one on the left as she mentioned first
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WafflehouseJK
07/03/18 1:28:16 AM
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They're both dumb as fuck. It's on both people to keep things interesting.
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teepan95
07/03/18 1:40:04 AM
#30:


If one is German

and the other is French

Why would they be speaking English??
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UnfairRepresent
07/03/18 1:59:36 AM
#31:


teepan95 posted...
If one is German

and the other is French

Why would they be speaking English??

because English is the most common second language in the world and they both speak it
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teepan95
07/03/18 2:34:37 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
teepan95 posted...
If one is German

and the other is French

Why would they be speaking English??

because English is the most common second language in the world and they both speak it

You obviously don't know the French very well if you can imagine a scenario where a Frenchman would willingly speak English
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UnfairRepresent
07/03/18 2:38:05 AM
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teepan95 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
teepan95 posted...
If one is German

and the other is French

Why would they be speaking English??

because English is the most common second language in the world and they both speak it

You obviously don't know the French very well if you can imagine a scenario where a Frenchman would willingly speak English

You're confusing France with Qubec.

Most people in every French city or big town speak English.

Paris especially, go to Paris city centre and you will hear more English than French

German girl doesn't speak French
French girl doesn't speak German
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teepan95
07/03/18 2:45:51 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
You're confusing France with Qubec

Not bloody likely, seeing as how I've been in France more than I can count, yet I have never once in my life been in Qubec

UnfairRepresent posted...
Most people in every French city or big town speak English.

All my experiences suggest otherwise

UnfairRepresent posted...
Paris especially, go to Paris city centre and you will hear more English than French

C'est possible; I've haven't spent enough time in Paris to make an accurate judgement. But Paris =\= France

UnfairRepresent posted...
German girl doesn't speak French
French girl doesn't speak German

The type of discussion they're having suggests they have a deep friendship, probably since childhood (Germans are hard to befriend lol). A German and a French girl being childhood friends suggests they come from near the border and grew up together. Therefore, it's highly unlikely that neither of them speaks the other language. I can't speak for France (maybe @DarthWendy has some insight), but German schooling places a lot of emphasis of foreign languages, border towns even more so
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UnfairRepresent
07/03/18 3:16:02 AM
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teepan95 posted...
've been in France more than I can count, y

why

teepan95 posted...
C'est possible; I've haven't spent enough time in Paris to make an accurate judgement. But Paris =\= France

well I've been in Paris less than I can count and English is the nation and the world's second language.

between 760 million to 1 billion people speak English as a second language
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teepan95
07/03/18 3:21:25 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
why

Because if I were to count the number of times I'd been in France, I'd definitely forget a few times

UnfairRepresent posted...
well I've been in Paris less than I can count and English is the nation and the world's second language.

between 760 million to 1 billion people speak English as a second language

I disagree with English being the second language of France specifically (not sure if you mean that in a legal sense or not).

Plus theoretically speaking, those 1 billion people could all be living in India, where English is a second language due to its colonial past

While the distribution probably isn't so one-sided in actuality, I believe that the number "1 billion" includes large numbers of peoplr from former British colonies and fewer numbers of people from "other" countries.
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marthsheretoo
07/03/18 3:25:16 AM
#37:


Tell them I can't possibly decide unless I have a side-by side comparison of the position they're each championing.
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UnfairRepresent
07/03/18 3:27:18 AM
#38:


9teepan95 posted...
disagree with English being the second language of France specific

40% of French people speak English

how is that not the second language of France?

German is like 7%

teepan95 posted...
Plus theoretically speaking, those 1 billion people could all be living in India,

they are all over the world. if you wanna do global business then you speak English.

wanna have tourists? Then you speak English

Reminds me of that topic where people were confused and shocked as to why they put English on public signs in japan
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OwlRammer
07/03/18 3:27:43 AM
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It hard to say, I would need some first hand experiences of both those sides with each girl to make a proper choice
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teepan95
07/03/18 3:34:45 AM
#40:


UnfairRepresent posted...
40% of French people speak English

how is that not the second language of France?

German is like 7%

Like I said, I wasn't sure if you meant that in a legal sense or in a "it's so widespread" sense. Thanks for clarifying.

UnfairRepresent posted...
they are all over the world. if you wanna do global business then you speak English.

teepan95 posted...
While the distribution probably isn't so one-sided in actuality


UnfairRepresent posted...
Reminds me of that topic where people were confused and shocked as to why they put English on public signs in japan

Loooool, CE gonna CE
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Sphyx
07/03/18 4:10:44 AM
#41:


UnfairRepresent posted...
we read left to right so the French girl is the one on the left as she mentioned first

Alrighty then, just being clear. Left to right is the convention, but it should never be assumed.

You want to try to piss off a publisher, put pictures in a book/newspaper with names but no explicit explanation or obvious sign as to which is which.
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UnfairRepresent
07/03/18 4:13:30 AM
#42:


Sphyx posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
we read left to right so the French girl is the one on the left as she mentioned first

Alrighty then, just being clear. Left to right is the convention, but it should never be assumed.

You want to try to piss off a publisher, put pictures in a book/newspaper with names but no explicit explanation or obvious sign as to which is which.

We read left to right in English.

Unless you state otherwise, you are listing from the left
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Sphyx
07/03/18 8:42:36 PM
#43:


And they are people in a photo, not words in a sentence. Making that assumption has and will lead to mistakes, and is totally on the person who didn't properly explain the picture.

That woul be you.
This is your fault.
Do better next time.
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UnfairRepresent
07/04/18 2:48:58 AM
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transition: "I don't know how the English language works"
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Sphyx
07/04/18 2:55:42 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
transition: "I don't know how the English language works"

Heh.
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