Current Events > you get $1,000,000, but bees are lethally poisonous

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people die within 15 minutes of being stung

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Is there an antidote? If not, still yes. People will make one fast and probably include it in stores everywhere.
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Fuck yes.
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Bees already are lethally poisonous
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whats the downside?
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I've gone nearly 20 years without being stung. And that sting was the only one I've ever got.

I'll take my chances with those odds.
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Neh. Id collapse under the weight of responsibility for too many deaths. Being responsible for the death of anything more than 5 people is too much for me
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Being responsible for the death of anything more than 5 people is too much for me

lmao I like how you choose 5, randomly. "yeah I could deal with 5 lives on my conscious."

Anyways, this would be worth it solely if it helped colony collapse syndrome.

Of course. This would be a death sentence to our bee farmers so it might actually result in less bees . . . hmmm
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Easiest yes ever. Ive only been stung like maybe twice during my 28 years of life. I feel like I could easily avoid it for the rest of my life if I had to, and if not, Im sure I would live long enough to have a lot of fun with the $1,000,000.

People as in everyone?

No deal. I hear Beekeepers get stung regularly. Thats not worth $1million to me.
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Anarchy_Juiblex posted...

lmao I like how you choose 5, randomly. "yeah I could deal with 5 lives on my conscious."

5 is about the size of a regular family. Sometimes a whole family can be a liability. It's like eating food you don't like. You just hold your breath and clear your mind for the seconds it takes to do what you gotta do.
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Just bees? Those won't sting you unless you're being a bitch towards them.

Hornets and wasps too? This one's tougher, we get bald headed hornets at my house every summer, but they aren't too aggressive either.

i thought people would say no because of all the people that would invariably die

guess people don't care tho

i don't take the money. they serve a purpose in life. helps people pollinate crops in return for a home.
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Bacon_Pancakes posted...

Just bees? Those won't sting you unless you're being a bitch towards them.

Hornets and wasps too? This one's tougher, we get bald headed hornets at my house every summer, but they aren't too aggressive either.

Hornets literally exist in rage mode 24/7

If it includes them RIP human race
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Or even just red wasps.

*Kid climbs tree* *grabs limb where wasp is sitting*

*Swims* *Wasp buzzes around head looking for opening*

*Sits on bench* *Wasp sits on and tickles shoulder daring you to rub it*
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Money, obviously.
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I don't go around eating bees.

Deal. There are no bees where I live.
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I knew CE is weird but I didn't realize how many complete sociopaths it has.

Not even for enough to live in luxury forever. Just for a million. Wow.
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Anarchy_Juiblex posted...

lmao I like how you choose 5, randomly. "yeah I could deal with 5 lives on my conscious."

5 is about the size of a regular family. Sometimes a whole family can be a liability. It's like eating food you don't like. You just hold your breath and clear your mind for the seconds it takes to do what you gotta do.

LOL "I'm okay with killing five people for a million dollars. But not six"
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@Fam_Fam posted...

i thought people would say no because of all the people that would invariably die

guess people don't care tho

I'm sure an antidote would be made quickly. And I haven't been stung in like 15 years and hardly, if ever, even see a bee. Plus bug spray exists.
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itachi15243 posted...

@Fam_Fam posted...

i thought people would say no because of all the people that would invariably die

guess people don't care tho

I'm sure an antidote would be made quickly. And I haven't been stung in like 15 years and hardly, if ever, even see a bee. Plus bug spray exists.

because everyone has access to medicine available now, right?

If all bees are poisonous, that just means I have to avoid eating them.

Give me the money.

Now if they were lethally venomous, we'd be in trouble.
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ProfessorKukui posted...

I don't go around eating bees.

This guy gets it.