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SoundNetwork
06/24/18 6:43:21 AM
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I love ninja gaiden, devil May cry 4 and metal gear rising but I can't bayonetta

Also she looks disgustingly tall. I hate when already tall girls wear heels like fuck off why do you need to look like a 6 foot monster
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Mango Sauce
06/24/18 6:44:32 AM
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this sounds like one of those "freud" things rather than one of those "bad game" things
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PanzerElite
06/24/18 6:44:39 AM
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She's not hot either and the sex appeal was one of the big selling points. She honestly looks hideous to me.
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Joenage
06/24/18 6:45:33 AM
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Yeah I wasn't really feeling it when I tried starting it a while back

Will probably give it another go at some point tho
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RoboLaserGandhi
06/24/18 7:33:54 AM
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I always thought it was cringey and unappealing. Played the demo and it was super simplistic too.
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l Dudeboy l
06/24/18 7:35:15 AM
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The first game aged a bit poorly, but Bayonetta 2 is fantastic.
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spikethedevil
06/24/18 7:35:38 AM
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It's just you.
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SoundNetwork
06/24/18 8:20:06 AM
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l Dudeboy l posted...
The first game aged a bit poorly, but Bayonetta 2 is fantastic.

How so? I have both games and I thought I might start with Bayonetta 1
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deupd_u
06/24/18 8:22:53 AM
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SoundNetwork posted...
How tall are you?
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008Zulu
06/24/18 8:28:12 AM
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SoundNetwork posted...
Also she looks disgustingly tall


Do tall women scare, or intimidate you?
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SoundNetwork
06/24/18 8:28:57 AM
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008Zulu posted...
SoundNetwork posted...
Also she looks disgustingly tall


Do tall women scare, or intimidate you?

Can you read?
No, they are disgusting.
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Mango Sauce
06/24/18 8:29:40 AM
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you sound like an incel
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Murphiroth
06/24/18 9:05:05 AM
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The game is better than everything you mentioned so it's probably just you.

Learn to dodge offset!
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Vicious_Dios
06/24/18 9:08:41 AM
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It's an incredibly cringy game.
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tennisdude818
06/24/18 9:10:00 AM
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Both Bayo games are great, but the quick time events in the first one are BS.
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l Dudeboy l
06/24/18 9:10:51 AM
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SoundNetwork posted...
l Dudeboy l posted...
The first game aged a bit poorly, but Bayonetta 2 is fantastic.

How so? I have both games and I thought I might start with Bayonetta 1


The first game has QTEs that appear with very short notice and can insta-kill you, which also affects your rank for the level. There's also less weapons than in Bayo 2, and while that is sort of expected, a lot of weapons share the same move list. It's also a bit harder than it needs to be, if that makes sense. I do think it has some of the best boss fights though.

Bayo 2 just improved upon everything. Better music, better graphics, better weapons and combos, well-selected quality of life improvements, no entire levels based around mini-games. It's hard to fault it really.
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aki_sora
06/24/18 9:19:58 AM
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TC scare tall woman
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Squall28
06/24/18 9:21:17 AM
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Mango Sauce posted...
this sounds like one of those "freud" things rather than one of those "bad game" things

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Coffeebeanz
06/24/18 9:22:00 AM
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She's a dominatrix.
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Mr_Biscuit
06/24/18 9:23:24 AM
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PanzerElite posted...
She's not hot either and the sex appeal was one of the big selling points. She honestly looks hideous to me.

This is my take too. I have honestly played like ten minutes of it so I need to give it more of a chance, but I think shes downright weird looking.
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blablablax17
06/24/18 9:25:52 AM
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You think BABEonetta is bad?!?!
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OldSnakeLiveon8
06/24/18 9:26:28 AM
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I preferred God of War 3, never understood the appeal of that soft core hentai shit
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Mr_Biscuit
06/24/18 9:28:34 AM
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OldSnakeLiveon8 posted...
I preferred God of War 3, never understood the appeal of that soft core hentai shit

Theres also an aspect of this and the cringe factor.

The games are so hyped that I bought them and will try to get past it. Not really my thing aesthetically though.
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Pus_N_Pecans
06/24/18 9:43:43 AM
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I love how everyone in here bashing the game are really just upset about the way the character looks. Get over it. Both Bayo 1 and 2 are the best games in their genre by a mile.
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Murphiroth
06/24/18 9:48:45 AM
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Most of the sexual stuff is very, very tongue in cheek and so over the top that it's basically satirical anyway!
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vocedelmorte
06/24/18 10:03:54 AM
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Mango Sauce posted...
this sounds like one of those "freud" things rather than one of those "bad game" things
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vocedelmorte
06/24/18 10:04:37 AM
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I think you lack confidence to like women like Bayonetta
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Squall28
06/24/18 10:52:56 AM
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OldSnakeLiveon8 posted...
I preferred God of War 3, never understood the appeal of that soft core hentai shit


Because God if war combat is dog shit compared to Bayonetta.
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blablablax17
06/24/18 10:54:58 AM
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Also, it's supposed to be campy.
Thats part of its charm.
The game doesn't take its self seriously.
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Ricemills
06/24/18 11:47:38 AM
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it's just devil may cry but with edgy hot woman instead of edgy cool boy as the protagonist.
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008Zulu
06/25/18 4:18:36 AM
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SoundNetwork posted...
008Zulu posted...
SoundNetwork posted...
Also she looks disgustingly tall


Do tall women scare, or intimidate you?

Can you read?
No, they are disgusting.


Sounds like you have more issues with her appearance, than the game proper.
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Joelypoely
06/25/18 4:33:37 AM
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I thought it was a fantastic game. Great gameplay, visuals, story, soundtrack and bosses.
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Guerrilla Soldier
06/25/18 4:36:35 AM
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i thought it sucked
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