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Sayoria
06/23/18 3:44:09 PM
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I dunno what about, but damn, we need to talk.
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teepan95
06/23/18 3:44:37 PM
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...but we used a condom...
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Sayoria
06/23/18 3:45:35 PM
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teepan95 posted...
...but we used a condom...


The baby will be here in 9 months. Prepare yourselves.
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asagi_mode_gone
06/23/18 3:49:42 PM
#4:


CE: where saying "all trans people are ___" is fine but "all mass shooters who happen to be white and male aren't mentally ill but instead have some other flaw" is moddable.
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asagi_mode_gone
06/23/18 3:49:59 PM
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Sayoria posted...
teepan95 posted...
...but we used a condom...


The baby will be here in 9 months. Prepare yourselves.

AborCEon's 400
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frozenshock
06/23/18 3:50:12 PM
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Sayoria posted...

The baby will be here in 9 months. Prepare yourselves.


Just pick one father and sue him only. No need to make all of us pay child support.
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Sayoria
06/23/18 3:53:04 PM
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frozenshock posted...
Sayoria posted...

The baby will be here in 9 months. Prepare yourselves.


Just pick one father and sue him only. No need to make all of us pay child support.


Oh my. I never thought of that. CHA-CHING.
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asagi_mode_gone
06/23/18 3:55:59 PM
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frozenshock posted...
Sayoria posted...

The baby will be here in 9 months. Prepare yourselves.


Just pick one father and sue him only. No need to make all of us pay child support.

As the sitting judge I hereby find against all of CE and in favor of sayoria.

Child support for 18 years or death by toilet. Those are your choices.
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frozenshock
06/23/18 3:56:50 PM
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Ok guys, time to lawyer up. We're all in this together. We'll survive this new challenge.
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Biofighter55
06/23/18 3:57:26 PM
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Ok what do you wanna talk about?
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teepan95
06/23/18 3:58:15 PM
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Sayoria posted...
teepan95 posted...
...but we used a condom...


The baby will be here in 9 months. Prepare yourselves.

welp, time to change my name and move to namibia
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Ivynn
06/23/18 4:00:12 PM
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18 years
18 years
She got one of your kids, got you for 18 years
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teepan95
06/23/18 4:01:40 PM
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Ivynn posted...
18 years
18 years
She got one of your kids, got you for 18 years

Eighteen years, eighteen years
And on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his?!
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asagi_mode_gone
06/23/18 4:06:38 PM
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frozenshock posted...
Ok guys, time to lawyer up. We're all in this together. We'll survive this new challenge.

Sayoria is going to stall out the appeals process and you'll be charged child support the entire time. At best you'll get off the hook when the child's 14. At worst, you're on the hook til they're 14, then found responsible to keep paying until they come of age.
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Duncanwii
06/23/18 4:09:36 PM
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Um it's biologically impossible for a woman to have a baby with more than one partner. Legally she has to pick one and leave it like that.

Sorry Say :(
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asagi_mode_gone
06/23/18 4:11:08 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Um it's biologically impossible for a woman to have a baby with more than one partner. Legally she has to pick one and leave it like that.

Sorry Say :(

Actually, there's been several instances where a woman had twins from different fathers due to having two eggs ready for fertilization during a given menstrual cycle.
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asagi_mode_gone
06/23/18 4:23:16 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
Sayoria posted...
teepan95 posted...
...but we used a condom...


The baby will be here in 9 months. Prepare yourselves.


Shut the fuck up. No one would be able to tell that early that they're preggers.


Watch more hentai. I can name a dozen doujins where girls say "you're going to get me pregnant" and no more than three pages later they're pregnant
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Unknown5uspect
06/23/18 4:24:52 PM
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teepan95 posted...
Ivynn posted...
18 years
18 years
She got one of your kids, got you for 18 years

Eighteen years, eighteen years
And on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his?!

Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
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Zodd3224
06/23/18 4:25:14 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Um it's biologically impossible for a woman to have a baby with more than one partner. Legally she has to pick one and leave it like that.

Sorry Say :(


Imagine telling a woman what she can and cant do in 2018, smh...
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Sayoria
06/23/18 4:25:57 PM
#22:


Biofighter55 posted...
Ok what do you wanna talk about?


Fuck off you pain in my ass.

teepan95 posted...

welp, time to change my name and move to namibia


I got a tracking device injected into your blood system. I am 5 steps ahead.

asagi_mode_gone posted...

Sayoria is going to stall out the appeals process and you'll be charged child support the entire time. At best you'll get off the hook when the child's 14. At worst, you're on the hook til they're 14, then found responsible to keep paying until they come of age.


Ohh, good idea.

JustMyOpinion posted...
Sayoria posted...
teepan95 posted...
...but we used a condom...


The baby will be here in 9 months. Prepare yourselves.


Shut the fuck up. No one would be able to tell that early that they're preggers.


My stomach feels like there's been a lot of shit injected into it. It's like there's a little shitposter in there.
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Biofighter55
06/23/18 4:31:33 PM
#23:


But @Sayoria, Ive done nothing wrong
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teepan95
06/23/18 4:33:43 PM
#24:


Sayoria posted...
Biofighter55 posted...
Ok what do you wanna talk about?


Fuck off you pain in my ass.

teepan95 posted...

welp, time to change my name and move to namibia


I got a tracking device injected into your blood system. I am 5 steps ahead.

asagi_mode_gone posted...

Sayoria is going to stall out the appeals process and you'll be charged child support the entire time. At best you'll get off the hook when the child's 14. At worst, you're on the hook til they're 14, then found responsible to keep paying until they come of age.


Ohh, good idea.

JustMyOpinion posted...
Sayoria posted...
teepan95 posted...
...but we used a condom...


The baby will be here in 9 months. Prepare yourselves.


Shut the fuck up. No one would be able to tell that early that they're preggers.


My stomach feels like there's been a lot of shit injected into it. It's like there's a little shitposter in there.

Well, it's a good job I swapped out my blood with that of an innocent bystander!
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Sayoria
06/23/18 4:37:44 PM
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Biofighter55 posted...
But @Sayoria, Ive done nothing wrong


I HATE YOU. GO AWAY.

>=[[[[[

teepan95 posted...

Well, it's a good job I swapped out my blood with that of an innocent bystander!


That guy was also a CEman. Different blood. Same tracking device.
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Biofighter55
06/23/18 4:40:16 PM
#26:


Sayoria posted...
Biofighter55 posted...
But @Sayoria, Ive done nothing wrong


I HATE YOU. GO AWAY.

>=[[[[[

teepan95 posted...

Well, it's a good job I swapped out my blood with that of an innocent bystander!


That guy was also a CEman. Different blood. Same tracking device.


But I dont hate you
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Sayoria
06/23/18 4:41:02 PM
#27:


Biofighter55 posted...
Sayoria posted...
Biofighter55 posted...
But @Sayoria, Ive done nothing wrong


I HATE YOU. GO AWAY.

>=[[[[[

teepan95 posted...

Well, it's a good job I swapped out my blood with that of an innocent bystander!


That guy was also a CEman. Different blood. Same tracking device.


But I dont hate you


You are
That Mean Jerk Guy: Level 18
for a reason!
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teepan95
06/23/18 4:41:26 PM
#28:


Sayoria posted...
Biofighter55 posted...
But @Sayoria, Ive done nothing wrong


I HATE YOU. GO AWAY.

>=[[[[[

teepan95 posted...

Well, it's a good job I swapped out my blood with that of an innocent bystander!


That guy was also a CEman. Different blood. Same tracking device.

>CEman
>innocent
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Sayoria
06/23/18 4:42:09 PM
#29:


teepan95 posted...
Sayoria posted...
Biofighter55 posted...
But @Sayoria, Ive done nothing wrong


I HATE YOU. GO AWAY.

>=[[[[[

teepan95 posted...

Well, it's a good job I swapped out my blood with that of an innocent bystander!


That guy was also a CEman. Different blood. Same tracking device.

>CEman
>innocent


Who says he is innocent? All of CE thinks they are innocent. He was a CEman in disguise.
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Duncanwii
06/23/18 4:46:37 PM
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I know how you feel. I too have a poster I hate and hope they leave.
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Sayoria
06/23/18 6:24:15 PM
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It worked though.
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Biofighter55
06/24/18 3:04:17 AM
#33:


Sayoria posted...
Biofighter55 posted...
Sayoria posted...
Biofighter55 posted...
But @Sayoria, Ive done nothing wrong


I HATE YOU. GO AWAY.

>=[[[[[

teepan95 posted...

Well, it's a good job I swapped out my blood with that of an innocent bystander!


That guy was also a CEman. Different blood. Same tracking device.


But I dont hate you


You are
That Mean Jerk Guy: Level 18
for a reason!


Youre so sweet cx
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teepan95
06/24/18 3:06:30 AM
#34:


Sayoria posted...
teepan95 posted...
Sayoria posted...
Biofighter55 posted...
But @Sayoria, Ive done nothing wrong


I HATE YOU. GO AWAY.

>=[[[[[

teepan95 posted...

Well, it's a good job I swapped out my blood with that of an innocent bystander!


That guy was also a CEman. Different blood. Same tracking device.

>CEman
>innocent


Who says he is innocent? All of CE thinks they are innocent. He was a CEman in disguise.

I'm so innocent, I've never even kissed a person tbh
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