Current Events > State troopers were pullover happy yesterday on S-495.

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He just pulled someone over, and I braked a little when the person pulled into traffic. The problem is that my left brake light is out.

They love broken tail lights. Im also blasting Chief Keef at full volume, so Im thinking that I was going to have one of those days.

Im cruising though, minding my business. I dont see him anymore, and I thought that I saw him go far past me, so I didnt think about him anymore.

Then slowly I see his car pull in behind me, like a shark in water. Here we fucking go. So Im thinking to myself, am I going to brake? If I brake at any point, Im fucked.

Some asshole in a gold Durango decides to change his mind about taking an exit and races me along the shoulder to merge into the lane. The trooper is there waiting, licking his lips.

So I just dropped speed and let the guy in the Durango win, hoping not to get rear ended because Im not indicating a slowdown and this dude is on my ass. He followed me for miles and I didnt brake once. I had to perfectly measure the speed of the assholes in front of me and hope to every God in every pantheon that some dickhead didnt slam brakes or merge in without a signal during this entire ordeal.

He finally gets from behind me and pulls over someone three cars ahead of me.

I braked a little as I passed as a nod and went home.
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So somebody speeds along the shoulder to get ahead of you while a cop is right behind you and he decides to stay on your ass instead of pulling over the other guy? I'm doubting that.
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I do not tell lies.
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