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UnfairRepresent 06/20/18 5:09:37 PM #1:	Would you accept? - Results (14 votes) Yes 92.86% (13 votes) 13 No 7.14% (1 vote) 1 For the sake of the hypothetical you both have to fight legitimately. Somehow they know if either of you takes a dive or is faking it and you won't get the money. Roll with it. Would you do it? Dats a lot of moneyz but deres ethiks to consida. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:903648023] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote> Would you accept? - Results (14 votes) Yes 92.86% (13 votes) 13 No 7.14% (1 vote) 1 For the sake of the hypothetical you both have to fight legitimately. Somehow they know if either of you takes a dive or is faking it and you won't get the money. Roll with it. Would you do it? Dats a lot of moneyz but deres ethiks to consida.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReelBigMurlocs 06/20/18 5:11:16 PM #2:	Can't you just make them tap instead of beating the shit out of them --- You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet <cite>ReelBigMurlocs posted [p:903648130] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote>Can't you just make them tap instead of beating the shit out of them</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/20/18 5:11:39 PM #3:	ReelBigMurlocs posted... Can't you just make them tap instead of beating the shit out of them Sure but it has to be a legit tap. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:903648157] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote><cite>ReelBigMurlocs posted...</cite> <quote>Can't you just make them tap instead of beating the shit out of them</quote> Sure but it has to be a legit tap.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReelBigMurlocs 06/20/18 5:12:14 PM #4:	UnfairRepresent posted... ReelBigMurlocs posted... Can't you just make them tap instead of beating the shit out of them Sure but it has to be a legit tap. Okay but that's not going to break bones or cause permanent damage so why wouldn't you --- You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet <cite>ReelBigMurlocs posted [p:903648185] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ReelBigMurlocs posted...</cite> <quote>Can't you just make them tap instead of beating the shit out of them</quote> Sure but it has to be a legit tap.</quote>Okay but that's not going to break bones or cause permanent damage so why wouldn't you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Peter_Giffyndor 06/20/18 5:12:41 PM #5:	Your topics are cancer. Why do you do this? <cite>Peter_Giffyndor posted [p:903648206] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote>Your topics are cancer. Why do you do this?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Russman 06/20/18 5:14:18 PM #6:	This seems like an easy $400000 --- Your name is Russman! Russ-man! <cite>Russman posted [p:903648314] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote>This seems like an easy $400000</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/20/18 5:14:20 PM #7:	ReelBigMurlocs posted... UnfairRepresent posted... ReelBigMurlocs posted... Can't you just make them tap instead of beating the shit out of them Sure but it has to be a legit tap. Okay but that's not going to break bones or cause permanent damage so why wouldn't you 1. Because it's a girl 2. Because said girl is your girlfriend --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:903648319] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote><cite>ReelBigMurlocs posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ReelBigMurlocs posted...</cite> <quote>Can't you just make them tap instead of beating the shit out of them</quote> Sure but it has to be a legit tap.</quote>Okay but that's not going to break bones or cause permanent damage so why wouldn't you</quote> 1. Because it's a girl 2. Because said girl is your girlfriend</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 06/20/18 5:14:33 PM #8:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AYtVmu9BkM" data-time=" --- https://imgur.com/aqUGd4p <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:903648336] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AYtVmu9BkM" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Squall28 06/20/18 5:14:48 PM #9:	I used to train bjj. Getting her to tap without hurting her is easy. --- If you're going through hell, keep going. -Winston Churchill <cite>Squall28 posted [p:903648355] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote>I used to train bjj. Getting her to tap without hurting her is easy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ser_Jaker 06/20/18 5:20:21 PM #10:	Easy cash. Wouldn't go for strikes. Takedown and submission and no one gets hurt. --- "When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....." -Per "Dead" Ohlin <cite>Ser_Jaker posted [p:903648687] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote>Easy cash. Wouldn't go for strikes. Takedown and submission and no one gets hurt.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoke_break 06/20/18 5:25:26 PM #11:	Would I do it? Shouldn't it be a mutual thing? I would if she agrees to it. We'd probably break up afterwards, but eh, we weren't married. --- https://imgur.com/WTmIPt8 <cite>smoke_break posted [p:903648990] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote>Would I do it? Shouldn't it be a mutual thing? I would if she agrees to it. We'd probably break up afterwards, but eh, we weren't married.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shuto-uke 06/20/18 5:26:39 PM #12:	Zack_Attackv1 posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AYtVmu9BkM" data-time=" she's so hot! <cite>Shuto-uke posted [p:903649064] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AYtVmu9BkM" data-time="</quote> she's so hot!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apocalyptic_4 06/20/18 5:26:46 PM #13:	Square up --- PSN: Adrian396 XBL: Prime Legacy Nintendo ID: Apocalypse <cite>apocalyptic_4 posted [p:903649071] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote>Square up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/20/18 5:26:50 PM #14:	smoke_break posted... We'd probably break up afterwards Da fuck ya gonna do to her? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:903649077] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote><cite>smoke_break posted...</cite> <quote> We'd probably break up afterwards</quote> Da fuck ya gonna do to her?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shuto-uke 06/20/18 5:27:04 PM #15:	I'd go for a rear naked choke and have her tap without hurting her. <cite>Shuto-uke posted [p:903649096] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote>I'd go for a rear naked choke and have her tap without hurting her.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Carlbertomfg 06/20/18 5:28:13 PM #16:	apocalyptic_4 posted... Square up --- TOPIC CRUSHER <cite>Carlbertomfg posted [p:903649155] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote><cite>apocalyptic_4 posted...</cite> <quote>Square up</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 06/20/18 5:32:18 PM #17:	Easy money for most people unless they are stupid or want to actually hurt their girlfriend. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:903649404] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote>Easy money for most people unless they are stupid or want to actually hurt their girlfriend.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shuto-uke 06/20/18 5:33:36 PM #18:	Who'd win in a fight? You or your girlfriend? Rules: 1) UFC Rules but: 2) You can't punch her in the face. You can still grapple and use BJJ submissions and takedowns 3) She can hit you in the balls <cite>Shuto-uke posted [p:903649474] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote>Who'd win in a fight? You or your girlfriend? Rules: 1) UFC Rules but: 2) You can't punch her in the face. You can still grapple and use BJJ submissions and takedowns 3) She can hit you in the balls</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/20/18 5:34:15 PM #19:	Shuto-uke posted... Who'd win in a fight? You or your girlfriend? Rules: 1) UFC Rules but: 2) You can't punch her in the face. You can still grapple and use BJJ submissions and takedowns 3) She can hit you in the balls Easy win. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:903649513] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote><cite>Shuto-uke posted...</cite> <quote>Who'd win in a fight? You or your girlfriend? Rules: 1) UFC Rules but: 2) You can't punch her in the face. You can still grapple and use BJJ submissions and takedowns 3) She can hit you in the balls</quote> Easy win.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YoungMakaiyum 06/20/18 5:34:27 PM #20:	Shuto-uke posted... Who'd win in a fight? You or your girlfriend? Rules: 1) UFC Rules but: 2) You can't punch her in the face. You can still grapple and use BJJ submissions and takedowns 3) She can hit you in the balls me because im real and she isn't <cite>YoungMakaiyum posted [p:903649522] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote><cite>Shuto-uke posted...</cite> <quote>Who'd win in a fight? You or your girlfriend? Rules: 1) UFC Rules but: 2) You can't punch her in the face. You can still grapple and use BJJ submissions and takedowns 3) She can hit you in the balls</quote> me because im real and she isn't</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shuto-uke 06/20/18 5:35:24 PM #21:	UnfairRepresent posted... Easy win. Give yourself more credit :P hahaa YoungMakaiyum posted... me because im real and she isn't awwwww :( <cite>Shuto-uke posted [p:903649579] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>Easy win.</quote> Give yourself more credit :P hahaa <cite>YoungMakaiyum posted...</cite> <quote>me because im real and she isn't</quote> awwwww :(</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoke_break 06/20/18 5:37:35 PM #22:	UnfairRepresent posted... smoke_break posted... We'd probably break up afterwards Da fuck ya gonna do to her? Fight? You said we can't fake it. I'd go for a quick submission though. But I think a lot of people are missing the point of this topic. You have to fight FOR REAL meaning she will be fighting for real too and throwing haymakers and whatever else trying to kick your ass. If she doesn't do shit and let you apply a weak chokehold and taps out then you don't get the money because that's fake. --- https://imgur.com/WTmIPt8 <cite>smoke_break posted [p:903649715] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>smoke_break posted...</cite> <quote> We'd probably break up afterwards</quote> Da fuck ya gonna do to her?</quote> Fight? You said we can't fake it. I'd go for a quick submission though. But I think a lot of people are missing the point of this topic. You have to fight FOR REAL meaning she will be fighting for real too and throwing haymakers and whatever else trying to kick your ass. If she doesn't do shit and let you apply a weak chokehold and taps out then you don't get the money because that's fake.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/20/18 5:39:46 PM #23:	smoke_break posted... UnfairRepresent posted... smoke_break posted... We'd probably break up afterwards Da fuck ya gonna do to her? Fight? You said we can't fake it. I'd go for a quick submission though. But I think a lot of people are missing the point of this topic. You have to fight FOR REAL meaning she will be fighting for real too and throwing haymakers and whatever else trying to kick your ass. If she doesn't do shit and let you apply a weak chokehold and taps out then you don't get the money because that's fake. Yes. For the sake of the hypothetical, your girlfriend is legit trying to fight you. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:903649838] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote><cite>smoke_break posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>smoke_break posted...</cite> <quote> We'd probably break up afterwards</quote> Da fuck ya gonna do to her?</quote> Fight? You said we can't fake it. I'd go for a quick submission though. But I think a lot of people are missing the point of this topic. You have to fight FOR REAL meaning she will be fighting for real too and throwing haymakers and whatever else trying to kick your ass. If she doesn't do shit and let you apply a weak chokehold and taps out then you don't get the money because that's fake.</quote> Yes. For the sake of the hypothetical, your girlfriend is legit trying to fight you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dave_is_slick 06/20/18 5:49:02 PM #24:	If she's down I'm down. That much for one fight? Hell yeah! Use it for our medical costs and then we'd have more money than we'd know what to do with. --- The most relaxing version of Aquatic Ambiance I've ever heard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl61y1XM7sM <cite>dave_is_slick posted [p:903650425] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote>If she's down I'm down. That much for one fight? Hell yeah! Use it for our medical costs and then we'd have more money than we'd know what to do with.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeuralLaxative 06/20/18 5:57:37 PM #25:	My fianc would definitely be okay taking a pummeling for 400k tbh --- https://imgur.com/rPJnWhf <cite>NeuralLaxative posted [p:903650898] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote>My fianc would definitely be okay taking a pummeling for 400k tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 06/20/18 8:11:35 PM #26:	What if it turns into sexy fighting where the couple decides to just start having rough sex after trying to take each other down ??? Does that count as a double win for everyone ??? --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:903658896] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote>What if it turns into sexy fighting where the couple decides to just start having rough sex after trying to take each other down ??? Does that count as a double win for everyone ???</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 06/20/18 8:12:38 PM #27:	Stupidly easy yes. A light head and arm throw to armbar and tap. Donesy. --- "I got a rollatruc, look." <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:903658962] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote>Stupidly easy yes. A light head and arm throw to armbar and tap. Donesy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/21/18 7:20:47 AM #28:	yes is dominating --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:903682543] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote>yes is dominating</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
xBloodBrotherx 06/21/18 7:23:10 AM #29:	Don't have a gf currently so easy 400k --- The above post is literally and objectively right. <cite>xBloodBrotherx posted [p:903682587] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote>Don't have a gf currently so easy 400k</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lww99 06/21/18 7:58:46 AM #30:	Squall28 posted... I used to train bjj. Getting her to tap without hurting her is easy. Ez pz. I'll even put her in a gogoplata for extra cash. --- http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h239/nhottbarbwire/owningroad_zps2333f502.gif <cite>lww99 posted [p:903683371] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote><cite>Squall28 posted...</cite> <quote>I used to train bjj. Getting her to tap without hurting her is easy.</quote> Ez pz. I'll even put her in a gogoplata for extra cash.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington 06/21/18 8:01:57 AM #31:	sure, I'd break my hand for 40k --- b-bb-box <cite>boxington posted [p:903683440] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote>sure, I'd break my hand for 40k</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 06/21/18 8:18:48 AM #32:	I showed her how to do a triangle choke once and she has strong legs but I don't think she has a chance. To get the win as painlessly as possible I would just tie her up and tickle her until she taps, and then we buy a house with the money and adopt 20 cats. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:903683883] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote>I showed her how to do a triangle choke once and she has strong legs but I don't think she has a chance. To get the win as painlessly as possible I would just tie her up and tickle her until she taps, and then we buy a house with the money and adopt 20 cats.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuayThai85 06/21/18 8:21:44 AM #33:	For sure. My wife would say yes instantly as well. I wouldn't even need to throw a strike. I could choke her out in 15 seconds. She might wake up with a minor headache but that's the worst of it. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? <cite>MuayThai85 posted [p:903683957] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote>For sure. My wife would say yes instantly as well. I wouldn't even need to throw a strike. I could choke her out in 15 seconds. She might wake up with a minor headache but that's the worst of it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pogo_Marimo 06/21/18 8:22:19 AM #34:	Squall28 posted... I used to train bjj. Getting her to tap without hurting her is easy. --- // BEAUTY IS NOT LOVE - LOVE IS NOT MUSIC - MUSIC IS THE BEST - WISDOM IS THE DOMAIN OF THE WIZ--WHICH IS EXTINCT // http://www.last.fm/user/Pogo92 <cite>Pogo_Marimo posted [p:903683978] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote><cite>Squall28 posted...</cite> <quote>I used to train bjj. Getting her to tap without hurting her is easy.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuayThai85 06/21/18 8:24:29 AM #35:	CanuckCowboy posted... Stupidly easy yes. A light head and arm throw to armbar and tap. Donesy. Still risk to much damage. A standing arm triangle would be easy as fuck to complete. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? <cite>MuayThai85 posted [p:903684050] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote><cite>CanuckCowboy posted...</cite> <quote>Stupidly easy yes. A light head and arm throw to armbar and tap. Donesy.</quote> Still risk to much damage. A standing arm triangle would be easy as fuck to complete.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/21/18 8:24:51 AM #36:	MuayThai85 posted... For sure. My wife would say yes instantly as well. I wouldn't even need to throw a strike. I could choke her out in 15 seconds. She might wake up with a minor headache but that's the worst of it. Didn't you beat up a girl by accident once when sparring with her? Or was that someone else. I forget which wannabe UFC guy is which on CE. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:903684063] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote><cite>MuayThai85 posted...</cite> <quote>For sure. My wife would say yes instantly as well. I wouldn't even need to throw a strike. I could choke her out in 15 seconds. She might wake up with a minor headache but that's the worst of it.</quote> Didn't you beat up a girl by accident once when sparring with her? Or was that someone else. I forget which wannabe UFC guy is which on CE.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuayThai85 06/21/18 8:28:57 AM #37:	UnfairRepresent posted... MuayThai85 posted... For sure. My wife would say yes instantly as well. I wouldn't even need to throw a strike. I could choke her out in 15 seconds. She might wake up with a minor headache but that's the worst of it. Didn't you beat up a girl by accident once when sparring with her? Or was that someone else. I forget which wannabe UFC guy is which on CE. Yes. Two girls technically but the Chinese girl I definitely rocked. She walked right into a counter right that I didn't even throw hard, her momentum made it worse. And I don't want to be in the UFC. If I was to start fighting full time I would focus on Muay Thai/kickboxing. I've fought professionally twice (Muay Thai in Thailand against a Thai with over 100 fights and a British guy) and intend to again at some point. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? <cite>MuayThai85 posted [p:903684184] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MuayThai85 posted...</cite> <quote>For sure. My wife would say yes instantly as well. I wouldn't even need to throw a strike. I could choke her out in 15 seconds. She might wake up with a minor headache but that's the worst of it.</quote> Didn't you beat up a girl by accident once when sparring with her? Or was that someone else. I forget which wannabe UFC guy is which on CE.</quote> Yes. Two girls technically but the Chinese girl I definitely rocked. She walked right into a counter right that I didn't even throw hard, her momentum made it worse. And I don't want to be in the UFC. If I was to start fighting full time I would focus on Muay Thai/kickboxing. I've fought professionally twice (Muay Thai in Thailand against a Thai with over 100 fights and a British guy) and intend to again at some point.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/21/18 8:33:48 AM #38:	MuayThai85 posted... Yes. Two girls technically but the Chinese girl I definitely rocked. She walked right into a counter right that I didn't even throw hard, her momentum made it worse. So what happens if your GF walks into a counter that you did throw hard? Since it's meant to be a legit fight. MuayThai85 posted... And I don't want to be in the UFC. If I was to start fighting full time I would focus on Muay Thai/kickboxing. I've fought professionally twice (Muay Thai in Thailand against a Thai with over 100 fights and a British guy) and intend to again at some point. Hope it goes well! --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:903684317] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote><cite>MuayThai85 posted...</cite> <quote> Yes. Two girls technically but the Chinese girl I definitely rocked. She walked right into a counter right that I didn't even throw hard, her momentum made it worse. </quote> So what happens if your GF walks into a counter that you did throw hard? Since it's meant to be a legit fight. <cite>MuayThai85 posted...</cite> <quote> And I don't want to be in the UFC. If I was to start fighting full time I would focus on Muay Thai/kickboxing. I've fought professionally twice (Muay Thai in Thailand against a Thai with over 100 fights and a British guy) and intend to again at some point.</quote> Hope it goes well!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuayThai85 06/21/18 8:38:35 AM #39:	Wouldn't throw a punch of any kind tbh. My wife is 5'1" 100lbs, I could overpower her like she was a 6 year old. I'd put her into the clinch immediately and lock in a standing arm triangle, guillotine or rear naked choke. Would take me seconds and virtually no effort at all. If for whatever reason wouldn't tap or isn't allowed to tap she would be unconscious in mere seconds. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? <cite>MuayThai85 posted [p:903684474] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote>Wouldn't throw a punch of any kind tbh. My wife is 5'1" 100lbs, I could overpower her like she was a 6 year old. I'd put her into the clinch immediately and lock in a standing arm triangle, guillotine or rear naked choke. Would take me seconds and virtually no effort at all. If for whatever reason wouldn't tap or isn't allowed to tap she would be unconscious in mere seconds.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cranie 06/21/18 8:38:44 AM #40:	Yep, my MS ridden carcass would barely feel the ass whooping anyway. <cite>Cranie posted [p:903684480] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote>Yep, my MS ridden carcass would barely feel the ass whooping anyway.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/21/18 8:40:27 AM #41:	MuayThai85 posted... My wife is 5'1" 100lbs, Da fuck Is she a gymnast? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:903684535] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote><cite>MuayThai85 posted...</cite> <quote> My wife is 5'1" 100lbs,</quote> Da fuck Is she a gymnast?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuayThai85 06/21/18 8:42:13 AM #42:	UnfairRepresent posted... MuayThai85 posted... My wife is 5'1" 100lbs, Da fuck Is she a gymnast? She's Asian. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? <cite>MuayThai85 posted [p:903684592] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MuayThai85 posted...</cite> <quote> My wife is 5'1" 100lbs,</quote> Da fuck Is she a gymnast?</quote> She's Asian.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle2 06/21/18 8:59:25 AM #43:	MuayThai85 posted... UnfairRepresent posted... MuayThai85 posted... My wife is 5'1" 100lbs, Da fuck Is she a gymnast? She's Asian. Da fuck Is she an Asian gymnast? --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! <cite>slimfizzle2 posted [p:903685180] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote><cite>MuayThai85 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MuayThai85 posted...</cite> <quote> My wife is 5'1" 100lbs,</quote> Da fuck Is she a gymnast?</quote> She's Asian.</quote> Da fuck Is she an Asian gymnast?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuayThai85 06/21/18 9:39:33 AM #44:	slimfizzle2 posted... MuayThai85 posted... UnfairRepresent posted... MuayThai85 posted... My wife is 5'1" 100lbs, Da fuck Is she a gymnast? She's Asian. Da fuck Is she an Asian gymnast? I wish she was a gymnast. Would be awesome to put her legs behind her head while I fuck her. She's about average size for a woman in Thailand. Hell, a bunch of her friends are under 5" and in the 80-90lb range (her mom is 4'9" and was like 85lbs when she was younger). I even dated a Filipino girl briefly is who was the size of my wife's mom. It felt really weird when we would go out somewhere, if it was in Canada people would think I was fucking a 12 year old (she was 19). --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? <cite>MuayThai85 posted [p:903686756] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote><cite>slimfizzle2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MuayThai85 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MuayThai85 posted...</cite> <quote> My wife is 5'1" 100lbs,</quote> Da fuck Is she a gymnast?</quote> She's Asian.</quote> Da fuck Is she an Asian gymnast?</quote> I wish she was a gymnast. Would be awesome to put her legs behind her head while I fuck her. She's about average size for a woman in Thailand. Hell, a bunch of her friends are under 5" and in the 80-90lb range (her mom is 4'9" and was like 85lbs when she was younger). I even dated a Filipino girl briefly is who was the size of my wife's mom. It felt really weird when we would go out somewhere, if it was in Canada people would think I was fucking a 12 year old (she was 19).</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pogo_Marimo 06/21/18 9:40:12 AM #45:	slimfizzle2 posted... MuayThai85 posted... UnfairRepresent posted... MuayThai85 posted... My wife is 5'1" 100lbs, Da fuck Is she a gymnast? She's Asian. Da fuck Is she an Asian gymnast? She's from Thailand iirc. Genetics + Diet usually means below average stature in that region, so 5'1 and 100 lbs is probably barely below normal proportions. --- // BEAUTY IS NOT LOVE - LOVE IS NOT MUSIC - MUSIC IS THE BEST - WISDOM IS THE DOMAIN OF THE WIZ--WHICH IS EXTINCT // http://www.last.fm/user/Pogo92 <cite>Pogo_Marimo posted [p:903686778] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote><cite>slimfizzle2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MuayThai85 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MuayThai85 posted...</cite> <quote> My wife is 5'1" 100lbs,</quote> Da fuck Is she a gymnast?</quote> She's Asian.</quote> Da fuck Is she an Asian gymnast?</quote> She's from Thailand iirc. Genetics + Diet usually means below average stature in that region, so 5'1 and 100 lbs is probably barely below normal proportions.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/21/18 10:22:08 AM #46:	Holy shit. According to Google average girl size in Thailand is 5,2 and 99 pounds So thais wife needs to drop a few pounds! They also apparently have the smallest breasts of any women in the world. but seriously this is wtf to me because i've been to Thailand once and I don't remember the women being that tiny. Maybe only taller ones get into business --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:903688498] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote>Holy shit. According to Google average girl size in Thailand is 5,2 and 99 pounds So thais wife needs to drop a few pounds! They also apparently have the smallest breasts of any women in the world. but seriously this is wtf to me because i've been to Thailand once and I don't remember the women being that tiny. Maybe only taller ones get into business</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle2 06/21/18 5:06:24 PM #47:	UnfairRepresent posted... They also apparently have the smallest breasts of any women in the world. Dammit @NeonOctopus welp time to cancel the trip --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! <cite>slimfizzle2 posted [p:903712003] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>They also apparently have the smallest breasts of any women in the world.</quote> Dammit @NeonOctopus welp time to cancel the trip</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 06/21/18 5:13:04 PM #48:	I have several girlfriends and can take a dive without any hesitation --- Pew pew! <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:903712412] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote>I have several girlfriends and can take a dive without any hesitation</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gguirao 06/21/18 5:48:51 PM #49:	I don't have a girlfriend, but if I did, I wouldn't want to hurt her just for money. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>gguirao posted [p:903714448] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote>I don't have a girlfriend, but if I did, I wouldn't want to hurt her just for money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ilishe 06/21/18 5:51:58 PM #50:	Yeah fine I make her tap out within ten seconds --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ <cite>Ilishe posted [p:903714645] in $400,001 b... [t:76733931]...</cite> <quote>Yeah fine I make her tap out within ten seconds</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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