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catboy0_0
06/16/18 8:41:10 PM
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Works for any misdemeanor, no sentence no conviction no record - Results (11 votes)
Yeah that'd be worth it just in case
72.73% (8 votes)
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No, I don't think I'd ever need it
18.18% (2 votes)
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No, it's too expensive
9.09% (1 vote)
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Would you buy a 'get out of jail free' card for $1,000? It is a perfectly legal card that allows you to nullify any misdemeanor charge against you, basically allowing you to walk free no questions asked like it never happened.
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Darklit_Minuet
06/16/18 8:42:32 PM
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I live in Canada, not the US. I have no need for it
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halomonkey1_3_5
06/16/18 8:43:21 PM
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but I'm already white
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catboy0_0
06/16/18 8:43:25 PM
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Darklit_Minuet posted...
I live in Canada, not the US. I have no need for it

it'd work in canada too though
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Darklit_Minuet
06/16/18 8:43:47 PM
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catboy0_0 posted...
Darklit_Minuet posted...
I live in Canada, not the US. I have no need for it

it'd work in canada too though

I won't be arrested in Canada
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smoke_break
06/16/18 8:49:49 PM
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WilliamPorygon
06/16/18 8:50:48 PM
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Sure, and I'll take a couple of those "bank error in your favor" cards while I'm at it.
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Muffinz0rz
06/16/18 9:24:12 PM
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halomonkey1_3_5 posted...
but I'm already white

this post wins

close the topic now
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catboy0_0
06/16/18 11:16:39 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
Sure, and I'll take a couple of those "bank error in your favor" cards while I'm at it.

you can only get one for life
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EpicMickeyDrew
06/16/18 11:24:03 PM
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So it only works for misdemeanours? Not felonies?
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itachi15243
06/16/18 11:27:42 PM
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Sounds like it'd be worth it. Why doesn't it cover felonies?
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Muffinz0rz
06/17/18 12:37:25 AM
#12:


itachi15243 posted...
Sounds like it'd be worth it. Why doesn't it cover felonies?

because people out there would use it as a one-time opportunity to murder someone and get off for $1,000
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EpicMickeyDrew
06/17/18 2:00:23 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
itachi15243 posted...
Sounds like it'd be worth it. Why doesn't it cover felonies?

because people out there would use it as a one-time opportunity to murder someone and get off for $1,000

Yeah, so? Isn't that the point of a GOOJF card?
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catboy0_0
06/17/18 2:01:28 PM
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
itachi15243 posted...
Sounds like it'd be worth it. Why doesn't it cover felonies?

because people out there would use it as a one-time opportunity to murder someone and get off for $1,000

Yeah, so? Isn't that the point of a GOOJF card?

No. I'm not entertaining that notion sorry. misdemeanor only
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EpicMickeyDrew
06/17/18 2:07:12 PM
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catboy0_0 posted...
EpicMickeyDrew posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
itachi15243 posted...
Sounds like it'd be worth it. Why doesn't it cover felonies?

because people out there would use it as a one-time opportunity to murder someone and get off for $1,000

Yeah, so? Isn't that the point of a GOOJF card?

No. I'm not entertaining that notion sorry. misdemeanor only

There are other felonies other than murder though
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itachi15243
06/17/18 2:09:37 PM
#16:


catboy0_0 posted...
EpicMickeyDrew posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
itachi15243 posted...
Sounds like it'd be worth it. Why doesn't it cover felonies?

because people out there would use it as a one-time opportunity to murder someone and get off for $1,000

Yeah, so? Isn't that the point of a GOOJF card?

No. I'm not entertaining that notion sorry. misdemeanor only


What about misdemeanor murders?
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catboy0_0
06/17/18 2:10:19 PM
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itachi15243 posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
EpicMickeyDrew posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
itachi15243 posted...
Sounds like it'd be worth it. Why doesn't it cover felonies?

because people out there would use it as a one-time opportunity to murder someone and get off for $1,000

Yeah, so? Isn't that the point of a GOOJF card?

No. I'm not entertaining that notion sorry. misdemeanor only


What about misdemeanor murders?

crimes of passion aren't murder
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