Current Events > May have to go to prison for a while...

Topic List
Page List: 1, 2
electricbugs2
06/16/18 7:46:25 AM
#1:


Don't stick it In crazy gents, no matter how hard you try to be the better person, it doesn't work.

Not slamming, but definitely the slammer.
---
Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius
... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u
06/16/18 7:47:23 AM
#2:


This sounds 100% not your fault at all.
---
Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons.
https://imgur.com/jo511lG
... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaiganeer
06/16/18 7:48:25 AM
#3:


don't drop the soap, lest you find yourself at wrong end of some unsolicited SLAMMING

yeah!
... Copied to Clipboard!
ReelBigMurlocs
06/16/18 7:48:55 AM
#4:


So was it worth sticking it in a 15 year old?
---
You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet
... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink
06/16/18 7:49:44 AM
#5:


... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse
06/16/18 7:49:44 AM
#6:


... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2
06/16/18 7:50:17 AM
#7:


deupd_u posted...
This sounds 100% not your fault at all.

Psycho.

Kaiganeer posted...
don't drop the soap, lest you find yourself at wrong end of some unsolicited SLAMMING

yeah!

I smiled for the first time in a bit, thanks.

ReelBigMurlocs posted...
So was it worth sticking it in a 15 year old?

She was 23 lol.
---
Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius
... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli
06/16/18 7:50:20 AM
#8:


Youre the guy that is dating a working girl, right?
---
Chicago, greatest city in the world!
... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington
06/16/18 7:50:21 AM
#9:


that sucks, man.
---
b-bb-box
... Copied to Clipboard!
Parappa09
06/16/18 7:50:50 AM
#10:


... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock
06/16/18 7:51:06 AM
#11:


electricbugs2 posted...

She was 23 lol.


Well, 10 years ago she was 13. So you banged someone who used to be a kid. Fair, next.
---
I don't hate people, people hate me.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Big_Nabendu
06/16/18 7:51:06 AM
#12:


So was it worth sticking it in a 15 year old?

Yeh don't tell your new roomates that. Most of those fuckers are daddies and that will make them snap.
---
The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever.
\[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu
... Copied to Clipboard!
juicebox4
06/16/18 7:51:53 AM
#13:


ha ha ha, no!
---
*Ding dong, bing bong*
GABBA GABBA HEY
... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony
06/16/18 7:51:57 AM
#14:


Ha Ha SLAMMIN!
---
I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics.
... Copied to Clipboard!
ReelBigMurlocs
06/16/18 7:52:31 AM
#15:


electricbugs2 posted...
deupd_u posted...
This sounds 100% not your fault at all.

Psycho.

Kaiganeer posted...
don't drop the soap, lest you find yourself at wrong end of some unsolicited SLAMMING

yeah!

I smiled for the first time in a bit, thanks.

ReelBigMurlocs posted...
So was it worth sticking it in a 15 year old?

She was 23 lol.
weeks old?
---
You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet
... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2
06/16/18 7:52:44 AM
#16:


Vyrulisse posted...
What the hell happened?

Broke up with the girl I've been seeing. We were supposed to move in together and when I broke it off she went psychotic and accused me of hitting her and hitting her with my car. The car thing didn't stick since even the fuzz knew that was bs but I have one bogus assault charge to fight off.
---
Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius
... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse
06/16/18 7:53:50 AM
#18:


electricbugs2 posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
What the hell happened?

Broke up with the girl I've been seeing. We were supposed to move in together and when I broke it off she went psychotic and accused me of hitting her and hitting her with my car. The car thing didn't stick since even the fuzz knew that was bs but I have one bogus assault charge to fight off.

Good luck fella. I know we've had words but that kinda shit is real. Hope you get through it.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJCAT
06/16/18 7:53:59 AM
#19:


Sounds like some top class people you associate with
---
PSN: SUPER_KITTY_JAM
FC: SW-2262-4005-7054
... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2
06/16/18 7:54:30 AM
#20:


Vyrulisse posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
What the hell happened?

Broke up with the girl I've been seeing. We were supposed to move in together and when I broke it off she went psychotic and accused me of hitting her and hitting her with my car. The car thing didn't stick since even the fuzz knew that was bs but I have one bogus assault charge to fight off.

Good luck fella. I know we've had words but that kinda shit is real. Hope you get through it.

Thanks Vy means a lot.
---
Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius
... Copied to Clipboard!
juicebox4
06/16/18 7:54:31 AM
#21:


Why'd you dump her ass? You defended her profession on here all the time so it couldn't have been that. You even sounded down w being her babysitter cuck (no offense bro)
---
*Ding dong, bing bong*
GABBA GABBA HEY
... Copied to Clipboard!
Steelix500
06/16/18 7:55:13 AM
#22:


SLAMMING MY DUDE!!!

Was she hot?!?!?!?!
... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2
06/16/18 7:55:46 AM
#23:


juicebox4 posted...
Why'd you dump her ass? You defended her profession on here all the time so it couldn't have been that. You even sounded down w being her babysitter cuck (no offense bro)

We got into a fight and after talking to family I decided it was time to go. The escort thing is still the absolute least of my worries. Just want to stay away from her and her fucked up family.
---
Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius
... Copied to Clipboard!
ReelBigMurlocs
06/16/18 7:57:52 AM
#24:


electricbugs2 posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
What the hell happened?

Broke up with the girl I've been seeing. We were supposed to move in together and when I broke it off she went psychotic and accused me of hitting her and hitting her with my car. The car thing didn't stick since even the fuzz knew that was bs but I have one bogus assault charge to fight off.
She'll have to prove everything, and even if she can't any average public defender is going to call her mental state into question and make her pull in character witnesses. You'll be ok if you're innocent.
---
You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet
... Copied to Clipboard!
juicebox4
06/16/18 8:01:06 AM
#25:


ReelBigMurlocs posted...
You'll be ok if you're innocent

What if she has crazy pimps and stuff who will say anything to bring down tc?

electricbugs2 posted...
We got into a fight and after talking to family I decided it was time to go. The escort thing is still the absolute least of my worries. Just want to stay away from her and her f***ed up family.

Interesting. Good on you man. Crazy, chain-smoking baby-having working girls are not something you rich ass should be settling for lol. If you go to the slammer can I have your car? :)
---
*Ding dong, bing bong*
GABBA GABBA HEY
... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2
06/16/18 8:01:19 AM
#26:


I admit we got into a shouting match and we were in each other's faces but I never touched her and her claiming I hit her with a shoe and pushed her to the ground is a load of phlegm.

My saving grace is that she's got a court appointed lawyer and already has a criminal record, where as I, despite hanging out with questionable people, have no record and will be able to afford a flashy lawyer pretty easily.
---
Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius
... Copied to Clipboard!
Steelix500
06/16/18 8:53:37 AM
#27:


Hey, sorry for the joke earlier but I hope the best for you. Too many dudes getting fucked over by bitches these days.
... Copied to Clipboard!
_Monokuma
06/16/18 8:58:04 AM
#28:


Puhuhu... TC it sounds like it's time for a CLASS TRIAL!!!!
---
Hey! Ummm..
Puhuhuhu :3
... Copied to Clipboard!
a-c-a-b
06/16/18 9:08:22 AM
#29:


Aren't you the guy who comes on here to pretend you have friends?
---
All their money stinks of death
... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28
06/16/18 9:09:04 AM
#30:


Yikes, good luck dude. Sucks when someone tries to burn bridges when a relationship ends, I wonder if she did this because she knows you have assets worth taking.

Hang in there, honestly the fact that you dont have a record and she works as an escort will probably be very helpful in court
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
#31
Post #31 was unavailable or deleted.
#32
Post #32 was unavailable or deleted.
kingdrake2
06/16/18 9:23:36 AM
#33:


it's going to be a miscarriage of justice if TC gets convicted for a crime he didn't commit :(.
---
I'm pretty much Stu from Rugrats making pudding at 4 in morning because I've lost control of my life - Polycosm
... Copied to Clipboard!
#34
Post #34 was unavailable or deleted.
#35
Post #35 was unavailable or deleted.
lordofmud
06/16/18 9:31:07 AM
#36:


So here is what TC is not telling us....

Has he been arrested?
Did she call the cops when your "arguement" ended or did she wait a few days (hours)?
Are there pictures of her beaten face or messed up arm?
Did he beat her previously?
Did he brag to his friends how she was a psycho?
Does he have any evidence that contradicts her story?

Be honest man. You beat that girl down or just smashed her out of the way when she was keeping you from leaving.

If you have no priors you don't go to prison for pushing someone down.
If you turned her face into hamburger or sent her to the hospital you might get a felony charge. Don't know if Domestic Assault carries mandatory prison time. If not probation or maybe just county jail time.
---
I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2
06/16/18 9:38:38 AM
#37:


Was arrested spent 8 hours in a holding cell.

No marks on her whatsoever. Didn't touch her she's just pissed because I'm taking away her lease.
---
Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius
... Copied to Clipboard!
#38
Post #38 was unavailable or deleted.
MuayThai85
06/16/18 9:49:04 AM
#39:


Well just about everyone here told you were a fool for dating a hooker, especially one as ugly as her.
---
How can one person post so much stupid s***?
... Copied to Clipboard!
Monolith1676
06/16/18 9:52:08 AM
#40:


Simple assault with no injuries will not send someone to prison. That is a misdo and you would only do a yearvin county jail.
---
Gears of War 1 Assassination Legend
... Copied to Clipboard!
Steelix500
06/16/18 10:45:52 AM
#41:


Fuck that bitch
... Copied to Clipboard!
VanDam
06/16/18 10:48:37 AM
#42:


why would you date a whore?
---
My power is discombobulatingly devastating, I could feel his facial tissue collapse under my force. Its ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.
... Copied to Clipboard!
NES4EVER
06/16/18 10:49:33 AM
#43:


Can I take care of your car while you're in jail bud?
---
nu-horsemen 4evar
[A GameFAQs Moderator was deleted by this message]
... Copied to Clipboard!
BlueBoy675
06/16/18 10:54:12 AM
#44:


_Monokuma posted...
Puhuhu... TC it sounds like it's time for a CLASS TRIAL!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHMQMW8WTYk" data-time="

---
Hope rides alone
... Copied to Clipboard!
EdgeMaster
06/16/18 11:07:15 AM
#45:


shockthemonkey posted...
Consider yourself lucky that they let you out after 8 hours. They kept me all weekend out of spite (her uncle was a cop and literally laughed in my face when he said they denied my bail for the weekend).


Should've kept you in longer. Would give you time to rethink all the stupid shit you say.

lordofmud posted...
So here is what TC is not telling us....

Has he been arrested?
Did she call the cops when your "arguement" ended or did she wait a few days (hours)?
Are there pictures of her beaten face or messed up arm?
Did he beat her previously?
Did he brag to his friends how she was a psycho?
Does he have any evidence that contradicts her story?

Be honest man. You beat that girl down or just smashed her out of the way when she was keeping you from leaving.

If you have no priors you don't go to prison for pushing someone down.
If you turned her face into hamburger or sent her to the hospital you might get a felony charge. Don't know if Domestic Assault carries mandatory prison time. If not probation or maybe just county jail time.


Also all of this. Going off what TC said he's not gonna spent any time in prison, especially if she has no marks or bruises.

Not sure what you do for a living but seeing as you can afford a lawyer I'd do your best to get the domestic violence charge covered up.

I'm assuming you got a domestic violence charge from what you described. The domestic violence is worse on your record than going to trial for a misdemeanor assault charge.

Would also rethink the people you date and let live with you lol.
---
If you don't have anything nice to say, say it on the internet.
****poster Extraordinaire
... Copied to Clipboard!
Ruvan22
06/16/18 11:08:55 AM
#46:


Dang TC.. really sorry about this chain of events. I won't pretend to know details on either side, but hope things go as well as they can at this point.
... Copied to Clipboard!
BignutzisBack
06/16/18 11:10:50 AM
#47:


I mean let's be honest you are a guy so you'll probably be found guilty
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
stoltenberg11
06/16/18 11:11:55 AM
#48:


Monolith1676 posted...
Simple assault with no injuries will not send someone to prison. That is a misdo and you would only do a yearvin county jail.

lol only a year in county jail
---
You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate
... Copied to Clipboard!
#49
Post #49 was unavailable or deleted.
frozenshock
06/16/18 11:13:21 AM
#50:


stoltenberg11 posted...
Monolith1676 posted...
Simple assault with no injuries will not send someone to prison. That is a misdo and you would only do a yearvin county jail.

lol only a year in county jail


Still better than being shipped to siberia by Stalin.
---
I don't hate people, people hate me.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Weezy_Tha_Don
06/16/18 11:16:59 AM
#51:


hit her with your car? yeah right lol, that car of yours is way too nice I know youd never do that to the Audi
---
https://imgur.com/hwZyGuA - courtesy of the homie United_World
I speak my mind, cause biting my tongue hurts.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1, 2