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HylianFox
06/09/18 1:58:01 PM
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How am I supposed to maintain an erection long enough to get a decent trim
I can't help it, my poor dick practically retreats into my body whenever it gets near sharp implements
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IslamMD
06/09/18 2:00:28 PM
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Yeah. Shaft's a complicated man But no one understands him but his woman.
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Teddytalks
06/09/18 2:03:30 PM
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It is easy wtf
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Sajo
06/09/18 2:11:29 PM
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Something about not being circumcised and the skin not being tightened and pulled up the shaft.
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HylianFox
06/09/18 5:02:23 PM
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IslamMD posted...
Yeah. Shaft's a complicated man But no one understands him but his woman.

You goddamn right!

Sajo posted...
Something about not being circumcised and the skin not being tightened and pulled up the shaft.

Being 'cut' sucks. I have no extra skin for this sort of thing whatsoever. And if I want to deed the "right" way I need copious amounts of lube and/or moisturizer.

How do pornstars get their junk so irresistibly smooth? Even if they're hairy everywhere else their shaft and balls are smooth as can be.
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Kaiganeer
06/09/18 5:06:35 PM
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sack pubes are worse, the one time i gave shaving a go, i nicked a wrinkle slightly and NOPEd the fuck out of there immediately
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LinksLiege
06/10/18 6:05:12 PM
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Sajo posted...
Something about not being circumcised and the skin not being tightened and pulled up the shaft.

I'm uncut and it's still a hassle at times. >->

HylianFox posted...
And if I want to deed the "right" way I need copious amounts of lube and/or moisturizer.

I mean sure, being uncut means I can do it dry, but that's still a lot of friction to put on something so sensitive. So it isn't great to do it that often.
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Miz_iZ_AwSOme_X
06/10/18 6:07:41 PM
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Real men keep the fur. Hurr Hurr.
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HashtagTartarus
06/10/18 6:11:24 PM
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