Current Events > Kissless virgin* who has never had a gf in the 21 yrs of his life

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DeroIin
05/25/18 4:33:35 PM
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*Besides shelling up money for a young infamous Houston escort to provide sexual therapy for me in my college dorm

Ahh yea, such is life. Just like the regular CEmen
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KiwiTerraRizing
05/25/18 4:34:54 PM
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Id rather have an anonymous whore, you have to suck a lot of dick to get famous for it.
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TheCyborgNinja
05/25/18 4:34:55 PM
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Well, to be fair, it'd be unexpected to have a g/f before high school age anyway. So at 21, only years 14+ should really count.
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PokemonYoutube
05/25/18 4:40:24 PM
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Same but 25
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KogaSteelfang
05/25/18 4:43:45 PM
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DeroIin posted...
*Besides shelling up money for a young infamous Houston escort to provide sexual therapy for me in my college dorm

Did you actually have sex at this point though?
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MacadamianNut3
05/25/18 4:44:18 PM
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DeroIin posted...
*Besides shelling up money for a young infamous Houston escort to provide sexual therapy for me in my college dorm

Gonna need some details
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Iodine
05/25/18 4:52:52 PM
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Wait a minute, you hired an escort and you didn't have sex with her? What was the point of that?
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DeroIin
05/25/18 5:05:00 PM
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I did have sex with her. I meant sexual therapy as in I was sexually deprived af and horny while bored one day and decided to hit her up on snap and had her come uber one afternoon that I was free back in January. She was cool, we talked for a bit, eventually got to action, and she slept for a bit on my bed before heading out...which i know goes against everything when dealing with escorts but who am I to follow etiquette when I can't get action for shit. Calling it "sexual therapy" is how I justify my decision lmao.

So other than that occasion, im a virgin, and idk if that even counts.
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DeroIin
05/25/18 5:35:20 PM
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Will my fortune change? Probably not lol, next chance I get to talk to girls (on a serious note, not the female friends i snapchat already) will be during my senior year...aka another 3 months. Damn

Having fucked up teeth (which will change soon now that i got braces for 2 more years) certainly doesn't help.
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DeroIin
05/26/18 1:19:29 AM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Id rather have an anonymous whore, you have to suck a lot of dick to get famous for it.


Oh man, she has done that and a whole lot more to get internet famous
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DeroIin
05/26/18 4:42:53 PM
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Now i cant even get a damn tinder match, and every rare match literally doesnt respond. Smh
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Lost_All_Senses
05/26/18 4:46:07 PM
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My teeth are also my biggest insecurity. Shit sucks but I can get over it to make moves
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Offworlder1
05/26/18 6:13:42 PM
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Maybe hire another escort then ?
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Phantom_Nook
05/26/18 6:14:23 PM
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I stopped being a kissless virgin at 25.
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DeroIin
05/26/18 6:17:46 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Maybe hire another escort then ?


Meh two times is enough for me. Theres nothing to gain from that any longer, but im glad i did it...kind of. Guilty conscious tho
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Muffinz0rz
05/26/18 6:19:13 PM
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DeroIin posted...
I did have sex with her. I meant sexual therapy as in I was sexually deprived af and horny while bored one day and decided to hit her up on snap and had her come uber one afternoon that I was free back in January. She was cool, we talked for a bit, eventually got to action, and she slept for a bit on my bed before heading out...which i know goes against everything when dealing with escorts but who am I to follow etiquette when I can't get action for shit. Calling it "sexual therapy" is how I justify my decision lmao.

So other than that occasion, im a virgin, and idk if that even counts.

It counts. You aren't a virgin.
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DeroIin
05/26/18 6:36:00 PM
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Well im still a kissless single 21 yr old, aint no asterisk to that lol
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El Mexicano Texano
05/26/18 6:36:02 PM
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DeroIin
05/26/18 6:40:06 PM
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El Mexicano Texano posted...
What part of Houston are you at?


I go to school at Rice but I reside in Kingwood (NE metro area of Houston) when im not in school
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El Mexicano Texano
05/26/18 6:44:44 PM
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DeroIin posted...
El Mexicano Texano posted...
What part of Houston are you at?


I go to school at Rice but I reside in Kingwood (NE metro area of Houston) when im not in school


I go to the farmers market in Rice every now and then. I stay on the poor side of the Bellaire area.
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Villain
05/26/18 6:45:59 PM
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Phantom_Nook posted...
I stopped being a kissless virgin at 25.

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DeroIin
05/27/18 12:38:08 AM
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El Mexicano Texano posted...
DeroIin posted...
El Mexicano Texano posted...
What part of Houston are you at?


I go to school at Rice but I reside in Kingwood (NE metro area of Houston) when im not in school


I go to the farmers market in Rice every now and then. I stay on the poor side of the Bellaire area.


Wow! Thats nice to see there are nearby CE people
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DeroIin
05/27/18 2:43:25 AM
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-l___________l- posted...
DeroIin posted...
El Mexicano Texano posted...
What part of Houston are you at?


I go to school at Rice but I reside in Kingwood (NE metro area of Houston) when im not in school

Whoa, Rice is a really good school. I really wouldn't worry about it in that case, you'll probably get an amazing job and lots of $$$ which will attract women anyway.


Lets hope I get a good job
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