Current Events > Straight men of CE: Would you suck a dick for $500k?

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MuayThai85
05/01/18 4:15:50 AM
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Straight men need only apply. - Results (13 votes)
Yes
69.23% (9 votes)
9
No
0% (0 votes)
0
I'd do it for a million.
15.38% (2 votes)
2
I'd do it for much less.
15.38% (2 votes)
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Well, would you? Has to be until completion but you don't have to let him finish on or in your face/mouth.
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EnragedSlith
05/01/18 4:16:23 AM
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Kazi1212
05/01/18 4:17:36 AM
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A feminine dick?
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smoke_break
05/01/18 4:17:51 AM
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I'd have to. That kind of money would change my life.
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MuayThai85
05/01/18 4:17:57 AM
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EnragedSlith posted...
Can it be a big dick?


Size is drawn at random. Could end up with a micro penis or a dick the size of a small baseball bat.
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UnfairRepresent
05/01/18 4:18:50 AM
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I like the implication here that if you are gay it means you'd happily suck random guys dicks for free
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MuayThai85
05/01/18 4:29:56 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I like the implication here that if you are gay it means you'd happily suck random guys dicks for free


If I asked gay men if they'd fuck a chick for money, am I implicating that straight men would happily fuck random chicks for free?

My signature applies to you.
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UnfairRepresent
05/01/18 7:41:21 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
I like the implication here that if you are gay it means you'd happily suck random guys dicks for free


If I asked gay men if they'd fuck a chick for money, am I implicating that straight men would happily fuck random chicks for free?


Kinda yeah

Especially if you go out of your way to ban them from participating
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clearaflagrantj
05/01/18 7:42:14 AM
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Absolutely
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bulletproofvita
05/01/18 7:48:49 AM
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Do you have that money TC.
I'm not doing anything right now.
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Darkman124
05/01/18 7:49:19 AM
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500k isn't enough

2-3m and my wife would be on board because she could retire
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treewojima
05/01/18 7:50:08 AM
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gimme dat dick
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emblem boy
05/01/18 7:54:42 AM
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treewojima posted...
gimme dat dick

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MegaTech
05/01/18 8:36:53 AM
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I'd give that giraffe neck
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05/01/18 8:42:26 AM
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Zodd3224
05/01/18 8:42:41 AM
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500,000 is a lot of money. Thats a big fat yes.
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Carlbertomfg
05/01/18 8:44:26 AM
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I'd do it for dinner and a pat on the butt.
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Omega Hunter
05/01/18 8:44:38 AM
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Not enough
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ScaredKitty
05/01/18 8:53:39 AM
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that's like 9-10 years of income (average household) Easy yes.
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Parappa09
05/01/18 9:23:38 AM
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Carlbertomfg posted...
I'd do it for dinner and a pat on the butt.

deal
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Cobra1010
05/01/18 9:26:50 AM
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I would consider it if its them lady boys in Thailand. And she has to be very pretty as well. Like this one.

http://www.fecielo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Ladyboy2.jpg
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RE_expert44
05/01/18 9:27:26 AM
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For 500k I would fuck a dead horse
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gatorsPENSbucs
05/01/18 9:28:06 AM
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No. Im not a whore. And these topics are offensive and are making a joke out of the gay community.
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Jagr_68
05/01/18 9:43:15 AM
#24:


What are the terms for a cool million then? Sucking D in exchange for a life of pure financial freedom of that scale is absolutely worth the hustle.
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Zodd3224
05/01/18 9:43:41 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
Carlbertomfg posted...
I'd do it for dinner and a pat on the butt.

deal


Back off, Carl is spoken for
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Vulgorn
05/01/18 9:44:57 AM
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id do it for less tbh. aint nothin wrong with gay for pay, man.
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MuayThai85
05/01/18 10:39:40 AM
#27:


Darkman124 posted...
500k isn't enough

2-3m and my wife would be on board because she could retire


My wife would tell me to do it for $50,000.
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gunplagirl
05/01/18 10:42:20 AM
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*looks at poll*

That's a lot of straight guys who would pay $500k just to suck a dick. Go to a bath house and you could suck one for free.
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SSJMegaMawile
05/01/18 10:43:16 AM
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i'd do it for free~

no homo
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Aloner
05/01/18 10:49:25 AM
#30:


No.

If it was a feminine penis though, yes and they can finish wherever.
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KILBOTz
05/01/18 10:49:54 AM
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yes. it would be quite helpful right now.
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FaultyGourry
05/01/18 10:50:43 AM
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No. I'm not that hard up for money.
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GunmaN1905
05/01/18 10:51:10 AM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
No. Im not a whore. And these topics are offensive and are making a joke out of the gay community.
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Thrillwell
05/01/18 11:17:02 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYtAmrQUt_s" data-time="

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ShinobiNinjaX
05/01/18 1:16:07 PM
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Nah
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Carfo
05/01/18 1:52:24 PM
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the only people who would say no are devout muslims (catholics would do it) or people who make millions a year
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TheCyborgNinja
05/01/18 1:54:28 PM
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How about I suck a female body builder's huge clitoris for $250k? Meet in the middle?
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thrashmetal14
05/01/18 1:57:59 PM
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No, I wouldnt perform a sexual act in exchange for money. That's degrading.
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Hairy-man
05/01/18 2:05:20 PM
#39:


If its clean, heck yeah
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thanosibe
05/01/18 2:07:40 PM
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Why is "straight" CE so obsessed with dick?
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Hairy-man
05/01/18 2:08:05 PM
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Its just a dick
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Touch
05/01/18 2:08:43 PM
#42:


I'd unhinged my jaw if need be
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apocalyptic_4
05/01/18 2:09:25 PM
#43:


Everyone's got a price.

That s not enough for me
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MC_BatCommander
05/01/18 2:11:55 PM
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In an instant, assuming no diseases or any of that shit. Could buy a house in the area I want to live out right, or put a hefty down payment on a house more expensive than I would have been able to afford previously. Would solve a lot of problems and would be too good to pass up tbh.
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Azardea
05/01/18 2:13:52 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
In an instant, assuming no diseases or any of that shit.

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Orthopox12
05/01/18 2:15:14 PM
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Do they bust in your mouth?
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Vicious_Dios
05/01/18 2:21:16 PM
#47:


No.
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rballastaker123
05/01/18 2:25:04 PM
#48:


No. I aint gay.
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FL81
05/01/18 2:38:45 PM
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smoke_break posted...
I'd have to. That kind of money would change my life.

This.

It beats being a wagie.
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KirbyMagicWand
05/01/18 5:24:25 PM
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Perhaps.
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