Poll of the Day > This 16 y/o Michigan Kid was HORRIFICALLY ATTACKED by this ANIMAL!! Look at it!

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Pictures of 16 y/o Michigan Teen, Isaac Couling were released that showed him RUNNING FOR HIS LIFE after a horrifying animal chased and attacked him...

He learned the hard way how territorial animals can be after the irate animal went crashing into him as the Concord High School Teen was knocked down and attacked..

Isaac said he COWERED into a ball when it bit him and when he tried to get up to run away, he TRIPPED and the animal made its final move...

They had just teed off at the 7th hole before he was taken down...

Isaac said he was caught off guard and tried avoiding it but when he went closer, the animal went straight at him as he was lucky to have gotten away with a few scratch and bite marks...

Do you think you could have outran this animal?.

Isaac - Before the attack

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/04/24/14/4B7ED09000000578-5651339-image-m-42_1524577417421.jpg

Isaac Running -

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/04/24/13/4B7ED38D00000578-5651339-image-a-1_1524572537339.jpg

Isaac's embarrassing attack and getting TKO'D -

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/04/24/13/4B7ED39F00000578-5651339-image-a-3_1524572549355.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/04/24/13/4B7ED37A00000578-5651339-image-a-2_1524572546327.jpg
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Geese are assholes. I would not fuck with one

Full Throttle posted...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/04/24/13/4B7ED39F00000578-5651339-image-a-3_1524572549355.jpg

Good shot ol' sport.
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You are not going to run faster than a goose can fly. His hope was to either do what he did, or pull out one of his clubs and try to kill it. Geese are tough bastards and so that might've made it worse.

Why would I run from food?

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I wouldn't try.

Especially if I had things on my back that were designed and only exist to smack other things with.

I'd fuck that goose up
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This is why you don't play golf...

Also
Full_Throttle posted...

Look at it!

That made me laugh!
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It's a freaking goose, you're supposed to grab its neck so it can't bite you, or just kick it.
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Take a club out and whack that sonabitch.

I was attacked by geese before. They hurt.

Funny thing about Canada geese. In some parks they don't mind people because they had learned not to bite the hands that feeds and people at park throws food for them. But in places where they are wild with little to no human interaction, they will chase.

What's worse, it won't matter if you lived in the area for years, if the geese decides to nest in your backyard, you won't be able to go out in the backyard for a few months because they are assholes. Like how early white men were when they drove Native Americans away to claim land. There's even a video on internet of geese who settled in zoo within gorilla's enclosure and picking fight with gorilla who had lived there far longer than those goose had been alive. Supposedly there's a video of a goose who actually went and bit a sleeping gorilla in his balls and ended up getting pounded and ripped apart in revenge but I can't find this.

Right now there's a pair in my large backyard pond (about 2 square acres) and it seems like I won't be able to go swimming or fishing there for a while. I can't legally shoot them or harm them until fall.

You can shoot them if they are "coming right at us, ned"
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Lol he had golf clubs and chose to just run.
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