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YoshitoKikuchi
04/16/18 5:35:16 PM
#1:


Do you still date/marry her? - Results (10 votes)
Yes
60% (6 votes)
6
No
40% (4 votes)
4
Other
0% (0 votes)
0
Nothing you do or say would change her mind.
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thrashmetal14
04/16/18 5:35:55 PM
#2:


Not perfect, etc
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chill02
04/16/18 5:36:17 PM
#3:


that's my
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thepope_3290
04/16/18 5:36:38 PM
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As long as she keeps the pussy clean
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juicebox4
04/16/18 5:38:27 PM
#5:


thepope_3290 posted...
As long as she keeps the pussy clean

showers once a week. makes no statement regarding baths, cleaning with a cloth, anything else. just specifically a shower.

sure why not
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ForestLogic
04/17/18 8:05:29 PM
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My girlfriend/fiancee already only showers once a week, so heck yeah! Super perfect!
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smoke_break
04/17/18 8:06:59 PM
#7:


What's the downside?
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ForestLogic
04/17/18 8:08:56 PM
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smoke_break posted...
What's the downside?


Mah man

*high five*
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TheAnthraxBunny
04/17/18 8:09:19 PM
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That's fine. She's not getting eaten out for half the week though.
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awesome999
04/17/18 8:09:38 PM
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http://time.com/4259559/shower-soap-hygiene/

So whats the ideal shower frequency? In terms of your healthnot how you look or smellprobably once or twice a week, Mitchell says. Your body is naturally a well-oiled machine, he says. A daily shower isnt necessary.

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thronedfire2
04/17/18 8:09:56 PM
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depends on what her natural scent is
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TheCyborgNinja
04/17/18 8:10:28 PM
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I went to school with an insane Polish chick that bragged about only showering once a week because back in the old country that's all she could do.....
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Freddie_Mercury
04/17/18 8:28:53 PM
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hows the stank tho
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joestarrr
04/17/18 8:36:03 PM
#14:


thronedfire2 posted...
depends on what her natural scent is

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KiwiTerraRizing
04/17/18 8:37:04 PM
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Even if I pump her full of my hot sticky baby batter?
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Prestoff
04/17/18 8:37:33 PM
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but then she's not perfect

:(
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Lost_All_Senses
04/17/18 8:39:32 PM
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TheAnthraxBunny posted...
That's fine. She's not getting eaten out for half the week though.

You eat out on a daily? Lucky lady
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HydraSlayer82
04/17/18 8:41:00 PM
#18:


Fuck no
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ForestLogic
04/17/18 10:07:42 PM
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joestarrr posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
depends on what her natural scent is


Delicious onion rings.
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GymTanSoccer
04/17/18 10:08:30 PM
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She can take baths the other 6days
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Ivynn
04/17/18 10:09:59 PM
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I love a girl who's dank musk I can smell from the next room
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ForestLogic
04/17/18 10:24:23 PM
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Also, important distinction to make here. When people talk about stank are they referring to body odor or from down there?

(Personally speaking, I associate it more with b.o. Though I assume boys are the ones thinking about crotch stuff)
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Milkman5
04/17/18 10:26:15 PM
#23:


the perfect girl would have pleasant body odor
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thronedfire2
04/17/18 10:57:43 PM
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ForestLogic posted...
joestarrr posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
depends on what her natural scent is


Delicious onion rings.


I'm in
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YoshitoKikuchi
04/20/18 12:49:13 AM
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bump
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FighterStreet
04/21/18 11:41:53 PM
#26:


i shower once a month and i dont stink
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ShinigamiSoul
04/22/18 12:42:49 AM
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FighterStreet posted...
i shower once a month and i dont stink

nasty af
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MedeaLysistrata
04/22/18 12:45:00 AM
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chill02 posted...
that's my

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Syntheticon
04/22/18 1:10:03 AM
#29:


Oh look, another "Perfect girl, but" post.
You realize that if she was the perfect girl for you, there is no "but".
If you're going to actively work on lowering the standards here any lower, at least learn to English.
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ForestLogic
04/22/18 2:35:57 AM
#30:


Syntheticon posted...
Oh look, another "Perfect girl, but" post.
You realize that if she was the perfect girl for you, there is no "but".
If you're going to actively work on lowering the standards here any lower, at least learn to English.


Shut the fuck up, you're missing the point.
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