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Ic3Bullet 04/16/18 4:12:44 AM #1: |
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spikethedevil 04/16/18 4:14:00 AM #2: |
Why would she care?
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NOM 04/16/18 4:14:09 AM #3: |
Just don't tell her and say it's just been a while
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Ving_Rhames 04/16/18 4:14:41 AM #4: |
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catboy0_0 04/16/18 4:14:59 AM #5: |
have you just tried not being a virgin
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WafflehouseJK 04/16/18 4:15:32 AM #6: |
Ving_Rhames posted...
spikethedevil posted...Why would she care? --- "She was like, 'Oh, did you see that firefighter? Hes so cute.' And I was like, Mom, I just got blown up." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ic3Bullet 04/16/18 4:19:30 AM #7: |
Good news is I don't think I'll be a one-pump chump. I know deeding and sex are two different things, but I have to focus to stay up. Unless it's a girl I have crazy feelings for-- sometimes I get boners just talking to them. But I don't plan on losing it to a girl like that. I plan on losing it to a girl that I just sorta kinda like so it'll be enough to get me up, but not enough to make me blow my load in 2 secs.
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spikethedevil 04/16/18 4:21:19 AM #8: |
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Why would she care? --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ic3Bullet 04/16/18 4:23:34 AM #9: |
spikethedevil posted...
Why would she care? Are you kidding? Girls freaking HATE being with a guy who doesn't know what he's doing. I've overheard a girl talking about how inexperienced her boyfriend is, and she definitely did not have a positive opinion about it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sativa_Rose 04/16/18 4:25:26 AM #10: |
Ic3Bullet posted...
spikethedevil posted...Why would she care? Wow, that's like getting cucked --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cal12 04/16/18 4:25:35 AM #11: |
If you have to focus on staying up then good luck. Better to be a one pump chump than trying to stuff a marshmallow in a piggy bank.
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l Dudeboy l 04/16/18 4:26:57 AM #12: |
Ic3Bullet posted...
spikethedevil posted...Why would she care? Wow one girl guess that applies to all of them then. --- You are now breathing manually. Lets put a little lead in the air, and see what falls over. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Back_Stabbath 04/16/18 4:31:13 AM #13: |
Ic3Bullet posted...
spikethedevil posted...Why would she care? that doesn't necessarily mean virgins. plenty of fuckboys out there that get laid on the daily and only give a shit about their own satisfaction. Even putting an ounce of thought into your partners pleasure puts you on a rung above them. My friend is an escort (110% legal in NZ mods) and LOVES taking virginities due to the sheer effort the guys put in, she finds it cute af, and has told me she's gotten some surprisingly decent slays out of it. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ic3Bullet 04/16/18 4:32:35 AM #14: |
Back_Stabbath posted...
that doesn't necessarily mean virgins. plenty of fuckboys out there that get laid on the daily and only give a shit about their own satisfaction. Even putting an ounce of thought into your partners pleasure puts you on a rung above them. My friend is an escort and LOVES taking virginities due to the sheer effort the guys put in, she finds it cute af. Hmm that's a comforting thought. Also, cool user name. It made me chuckle. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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catboy0_0 04/16/18 4:32:36 AM #15: |
pm me black_abbath
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Dragonblade01 04/16/18 4:33:13 AM #16: |
Find a girl who's really into the cowgirl position.
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ShotOJameson 04/16/18 4:33:56 AM #17: |
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Siaperaz 04/16/18 4:34:10 AM #18: |
Pretend to be drunk.
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Orthopox12 04/16/18 4:35:02 AM #19: |
Your worrying about the wrong things. Its your first time all that matters is you got your pee pee wet. Who cares if the sex is good for her you have the rest of your sex life to become a good lay.
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Ic3Bullet 04/16/18 4:56:26 AM #21: |
fenderbender321 posted...
Just don't tell her until you're both naked and in position. "By the way, this is my first time". That way the odds of her canceling are very low while at the same time you are pre-excusing yourself if your performance isn't the best. Great idea! I'll be sure to try it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Artillatron8 04/16/18 4:58:54 AM #22: |
l Dudeboy l posted...
Wow one girl guess that applies to all of them then. fenderbender321 posted... Just don't tell her until you're both naked and in position. "By the way, this is my first time". That way the odds of her canceling are very low. https://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/it-happened-to-me-i-ended-up-in-bed-with-a-27-year-old-virgin --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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spikethedevil 04/16/18 5:03:24 AM #23: |
Ic3Bullet posted...
fenderbender321 posted...Just don't tell her until you're both naked and in position. "By the way, this is my first time". That way the odds of her canceling are very low while at the same time you are pre-excusing yourself if your performance isn't the best. This couldn't get you into any trouble at all. Man up and just fucking tell funnily enough like men, woman aren't all the same. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kanaya413 04/16/18 6:28:07 AM #24: |
Ic3Bullet posted...
spikethedevil posted...Why would she care? I'd gladly fuck a virgin but i also would like to lose my virginity together with him so I'm a special case --- Official Secretary of Kyogre's Cascade!!! FC: 5086-1980-2580 IGN: Vivi TSV 4077 Silent Chexmix: "Toxapex is Trump's wall in pixel form." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KogaSteelfang 04/16/18 7:53:03 AM #25: |
I'm pretty sure tc has talked about getting laid before. >_>'
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