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3khc
04/13/18 3:12:14 PM
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1. That was fairly scary.
2. It didn't do anything really.
3. Would try again.
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Muffinz0rz
04/13/18 3:16:51 PM
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bruh just hold your breath, it's a thousand times safer than using a fucking noose

99 times out of 100, your body won't let you pass out, but on the off chance you do, you'll just start breathing again naturally after a short time.

just make sure you aren't near anything where you might hit your head if you do pass out
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3khc
04/13/18 3:21:30 PM
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Bullet_Wing posted...
2 and 3 seem a bit contradictory. Why not have your girlfriend choke you or something?

Embarrassed to make that request. She talks to her girls about our sex all the time. I can tell. Also, I want to try again cuz I think I did it wrong.

Muffinz0rz posted...
bruh just hold your breath, it's a thousand times safer than using a fucking noose

99 times out of 100, your body won't let you pass out, but on the off chance you do, you'll just start breathing again naturally after a short time.

just make sure you aren't near anything where you might hit your head if you do pass out

Well all I did was pull the rope over my bed's head board. So if I pass out I just fall to my pillow. The scary part, tho, was taking it off my neck cuz it felt so tight.
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0AbsoluteZero0
04/13/18 3:21:59 PM
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This is seriously fucking stupid, youre just asking to pull a Carradine.
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3khc
04/13/18 3:22:48 PM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
This is seriously fucking stupid, youre just asking to pull a Carradine.

Yeah well. I heard it feels good lol
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DarthWendy
04/13/18 3:23:29 PM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
This is seriously fucking stupid, youre just asking to pull a Carradine.

This. Don't be an idiot. People die like that :/
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FL81
04/13/18 3:23:37 PM
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Jiggy101011
04/13/18 3:24:25 PM
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FL81 posted...
This is a fucking terrible idea, seek help.

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JordanPeterson
04/13/18 3:24:31 PM
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3khc
04/13/18 3:25:23 PM
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There was a Robin Williams film where his son often deeded while choking himself.
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HaVeNII7
04/13/18 3:25:29 PM
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Do me a favor, TC. Youre aware of the potential consequences of this going wrong. Go jerk off. Right now. I dont even care where you are, just do it.

And then tell me if you still think its a good idea after you nut all that stupidity outta ya.
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thronedfire2
04/13/18 3:26:08 PM
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3khc posted...
Bullet_Wing posted...
2 and 3 seem a bit contradictory. Why not have your girlfriend choke you or something?

Embarrassed to make that request. She talks to her girls about our sex all the time. I can tell. Also, I want to try again cuz I think I did it wrong.

Muffinz0rz posted...
bruh just hold your breath, it's a thousand times safer than using a fucking noose

99 times out of 100, your body won't let you pass out, but on the off chance you do, you'll just start breathing again naturally after a short time.

just make sure you aren't near anything where you might hit your head if you do pass out

Well all I did was pull the rope over my bed's head board. So if I pass out I just fall to my pillow. The scary part, tho, was taking it off my neck cuz it felt so tight.


ALL girls tell their friends about their whole sex life
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Ic3Bullet
04/13/18 3:27:01 PM
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I honestly dont see how people can get off while doing something like this. I have to concentrate enough as it is. No way I could reach my climax with something like this distracting me.
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Muffinz0rz
04/13/18 3:27:02 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
ALL girls tell their friends about their whole sex life

nothing embarrassing about sexual choking, let that shit out there so if gf and i break up, her friends come a-running
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Grindcorp9000
04/13/18 3:27:54 PM
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Lmao.
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3khc
04/13/18 3:28:40 PM
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HaVeNII7 posted...
Do me a favor, TC. Youre aware of the potential consequences of this going wrong. Go jerk off. Right now. I dont even care where you are, just do it.

And then tell me if you still think its a good idea after you nut all that stupidity outta ya.

Funny thing is, I was thinking how stupid it was DURING the deed. Only after I nutted did I want to try again.
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3khc
04/13/18 3:30:19 PM
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Bullet_Wing posted...
3khc posted...
Embarrassed to make that request. She talks to her girls about our sex all the time. I can tell. Also, I want to try again cuz I think I did it wrong.

Ugh. You do you bro, but I could never be in a relationship where I was too embarrassed to tell my partner what I liked or couldn't trust her to keep it between us

I'm a very self conscious person, unfortunately.

Muffinz0rz posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
ALL girls tell their friends about their whole sex life

nothing embarrassing about sexual choking, let that shit out there so if gf and i break up, her friends come a-running

This is a good way to think of it. I mean, I understand that I shouldn't be embarassed at this point. They all know how big I am and everything, I'm sure.
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PhazonReborn
04/13/18 3:31:36 PM
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If people do these kinds of things and know the risks even though its a really stupid idea, I say let them. I encourage it.
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Grindcorp9000
04/13/18 3:32:18 PM
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Bullet_Wing posted...
2 and 3 seem a bit contradictory. Why not have your girlfriend choke you or something?


Body pillows can't choke back.
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CarlGrimes
04/13/18 3:35:52 PM
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Strangle the Dirty Dangle.
The Blue-face bastoff.
The Strokey Chokey.
The Two-Neck Squeeze.
The one hand on the Adam's apple, the other one's on the Adam's banana.
Gasper.
The Funky Spider-Man.
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Dyinglegacy
04/13/18 3:38:07 PM
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If you're embarresed to tell her, or think she would refuse, try this: Next time she is on top for sex, just stuff your face in her titties. That similuates suffication pretty well. I discovered it before I knew erotic asphyxiation was a thing.
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3khc
04/13/18 6:20:40 PM
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I thought it has more to do with cutting off blood circulation
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Genocet_10-325
04/13/18 6:25:10 PM
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Dyinglegacy posted...
If you're embarresed to tell her, or think she would refuse, try this: Next time she is on top for sex, just stuff your face in her titties. That similuates suffication pretty well. I discovered it before I knew erotic asphyxiation was a thing.

Imagine dying being smothered by titties. What a way to go
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Anime_Killer17
04/13/18 6:33:44 PM
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3khc posted...
I thought it has more to do with cutting off blood circulation


It's about losing oxygen flow to your brain.
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DavidWong
04/13/18 6:35:22 PM
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literally just hold your breath while you deed then exhale when you finish

feels good man
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thronedfire2
04/13/18 10:42:37 PM
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holding your breath isn't the same. it's physically impossible to hold your breath to that point
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3khc
04/15/18 3:21:08 PM
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CarlGrimes posted...
Strangle the Dirty Dangle.
The Blue-face bastoff.
The Strokey Chokey.
The Two-Neck Squeeze.
The one hand on the Adam's apple, the other one's on the Adam's banana.
Gasper.
The Funky Spider-Man.

Lol'd
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Slimfizzle
04/15/18 3:27:52 PM
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DarthWendy posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
This is seriously fucking stupid, youre just asking to pull a Carradine.

This. Don't be an idiot. People die like that :/

And then a Thai maid finds you dead wearing lingerie
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