Current Events > I kinda have a crush on this girl, but I think she might be my dad in a disguise
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Blo 04/10/18 10:49:46 AM #1: |
About three weeks ago I was at the mall and saw this girl who looked kinda cute sitting by herself drinking a milkshake. I seriously never approach girls but I don't know I was feeling motivated and shit that day and went for it. Since then we've been hanging out like twice a week, usually at the skatepark. Here's the weird thing, she only wants to hang out after 8 and that's the time my dad gets home from work at. She has a long fringe and always touches her face sorta hiding it, I thought it was a nervous thing, but now I don't know, maybe it's to stop me getting a good look because it's my dad. I'm beat up about the whole thing because I really like her, but I'm just not sure, something doesn't seem right.
tl;dr - Met a girl at the mall but due to some things not adding up I think she may be my dad up to his old tricks --- *insert sig here* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teepan95 04/10/18 10:57:25 AM #2: |
Does she wear a suit and carry a briefcase?
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eston 04/10/18 10:58:26 AM #3: |
Does she kiss like your dad?
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jpenny2 04/10/18 10:58:44 AM #4: |
Only one way to find out for sure.
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Syntheticon 04/12/18 2:50:11 AM #5: |
jpenny2 posted...
Only one way to find out for sure.This. Attempt to smash and post results. --- Mod me? You don't even know me! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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boxington 04/12/18 2:52:00 AM #6: |
these are the kind of thoughts that keep me up at night
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eggcorn 04/12/18 2:52:59 AM #7: |
oh lordy
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DoctorVader 04/12/18 2:55:06 AM #8: |
Da fuck?!
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bulletproofvita 04/12/18 2:56:54 AM #9: |
This board never ceases to amaze.
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eggcorn 04/12/18 12:58:25 PM #10: |
bump
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KainWind 04/12/18 1:01:49 PM #11: |
I'm gonna need to see how this plays out.
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Kitt 04/12/18 1:02:49 PM #12: |
Ask her what she thinks about girls named [insert your mom's name here].
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zinezinzadan 04/12/18 1:12:37 PM #13: |
eston posted...
Does she kiss like your dad? She kisses exactly like him unfortunately --- i7 6700k @ 4.0GHz / Z170 Extreme 6 SUPER / EVGA GTX1080 / SSD 850 Evo / 2TB HDD / Cooler Master Hyper 2012 EVO ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 04/12/18 1:20:44 PM #14: |
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DarkDragon400 04/12/18 1:41:52 PM #16: |
Blo posted...
I think she may be my dad up to his old tricks Is this a common thing for him to do? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Chad-Henne 04/12/18 1:43:59 PM #17: |
Invite them both to a 3 way, and if one of them declines, then it's definitely your dad in disguise
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JustMonika 04/12/18 1:45:43 PM #18: |
You just have to accept that at least 50% of the girls you meet are probably your dad in disguise.
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BruceWayneJr 04/12/18 2:00:12 PM #20: |
Dad?
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SwatterXX 04/12/18 2:03:41 PM #21: |
IS she wearing white New Balance sneakers? If so, then she's your dad.
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_Krave_ 04/12/18 2:09:22 PM #22: |
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Kazi1212 04/12/18 2:16:41 PM #23: |
Does she have a feminine penis or a masculine one?
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MorganTJ 04/12/18 2:20:05 PM #24: |
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YukihoHagiwara 04/12/18 2:44:03 PM #25: |
is your name steve
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AlCalavicci 04/12/18 3:04:26 PM #27: |
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