Current Events > The girl I like has got herself PREGNANT

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BlockAddition
04/07/18 6:39:07 PM
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At first I was shocked/upset with the situation and I projected this onto her by leaving 10-15 minutes between any messages I sent to her

She's considering an abortion and at first I agreed and suggested this was the best course of action. She has no idea who the father is or even which night in particular it happened

However, I've come to realize that a pregnant 20-21 year old will need support so keeping the child is a better option, and that is where I come in

If I show her how much of a fatherly figure I can be, I will become less like a brother to her and more a potential mate who is willing to raise a child with her. I intend to be there for her during and after the pregnancy. Naturally this (i hope) will make her fall for me

Wish me luck...
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megamanfreakXD
04/07/18 6:39:38 PM
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However, I've come to realize that a pregnant 20-21 year old will need support so keeping the child is a better option, and that is where I come in


aaayyyy lmao
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Touya999
04/07/18 6:39:55 PM
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Kold
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Turbam
04/07/18 6:41:02 PM
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No, someone else got her pregnant, she didn't do it herself
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karlpilkington4
04/07/18 6:42:05 PM
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So an immaculate conception? Someone call the Pope
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Offworlder1
04/07/18 6:43:01 PM
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Sounds like your a serious beta male provider, hope you enjoy the sloppy seconds and raising another dudes child.

Your simping and mangina ways will make her 100% sure to monkey branch and take half of your shit in the divorce, have fun.

@BlockAddition
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Kazi1212
04/07/18 6:43:31 PM
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TC a piahmp
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Back_Stabbath
04/07/18 6:43:39 PM
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KillerKhan420
04/07/18 6:44:32 PM
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You're not even with her, and you're willing to be a dad for some other guy who had all the fun making it. You're the definition of soy.
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Mist_Turnips
04/07/18 6:44:48 PM
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BlockAddition posted...
She has no idea who the father is or even which night in particular it happened

It always makes me laugh when a slut let's it reach this point.
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Offworlder1
04/07/18 6:49:10 PM
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Captain Save a Hoe is a sluts favorite kind of beta provider.

@Mist_Turnips
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stoltenberg11
04/07/18 7:11:09 PM
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this cant be real
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ImTheMacheteGuy
04/07/18 7:14:21 PM
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She got herself pregnant? How did she do that? Did she stick her own penis into her own vagina?
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BlockAddition
04/07/18 8:24:07 PM
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Wow pedantic much? She obviously didnt get herself pregnant but her actions caused it

And I'm sorry many of you can't see the grand picture here
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TrumpTrain
04/07/18 8:28:43 PM
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TC's really gunning for that cuck achievement.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
04/07/18 8:30:04 PM
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BlockAddition posted...
Wow pedantic much? She obviously didnt get herself pregnant but her actions caused it

And I'm sorry many of you can't see the grand picture here


Honestly, if a girl had a penis and a vagina and could fuck herself, I would be intrigued to see a grand picture of it, though I'd prefer a video tbh.
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Lost_All_Senses
04/07/18 8:31:31 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
BlockAddition posted...
Wow pedantic much? She obviously didnt get herself pregnant but her actions caused it

And I'm sorry many of you can't see the grand picture here


Honestly, if a girl had a penis and a vagina and could fuck herself, I would be intrigued to see a grand picture of it, though I'd prefer a video tbh.


A videogame of that or just a videogame in general?
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Trayvon
04/07/18 8:33:09 PM
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BlockAddition posted...
She has no idea who the father is or even which night in particular it happened


damn bro you like a hoe?
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ImTheMacheteGuy
04/07/18 8:39:57 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
BlockAddition posted...
Wow pedantic much? She obviously didnt get herself pregnant but her actions caused it

And I'm sorry many of you can't see the grand picture here


Honestly, if a girl had a penis and a vagina and could fuck herself, I would be intrigued to see a grand picture of it, though I'd prefer a video tbh.


A videogame of that or just a videogame in general?


Huh? What is this question? lol
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Vulgorn
04/07/18 8:41:51 PM
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Axiom
04/07/18 8:43:57 PM
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megamanfreakXD posted...
However, I've come to realize that a pregnant 20-21 year old will need support so keeping the child is a better option, and that is where I come in


aaayyyy lmao

Anyone that read that part and didn't immediately realize what this was needs to be facepalmed into oblivion
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Medz1286
04/07/18 8:59:46 PM
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She does not know who the father is which means she is fucking more than two guys. You do not say you could be the father which tells me you are not one of the more than two guys she is fucking. What do you see in her?
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Tyranthraxus
04/07/18 9:01:30 PM
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Itt: how to tell someone didn't read the topic
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Returning_CEmen
04/07/18 9:03:04 PM
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TC doing God's work
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Offworlder1
04/07/18 9:04:32 PM
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The award for dumbest cuck beta provider goes too......BlockAddition !!!

Congrats bro.


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St0rmFury
04/07/18 9:07:12 PM
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I mean... if you truly love her then knock yourself out. Nothing wrong with taking care of someone else's child, people care too much about bloodline.
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bulletproofvita
04/07/18 9:07:45 PM
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TC noooo. Take a step back. Do not think you will be this kids father. Let her work out her own life. Just keep in touch. At this stage she is far from girlfriend material.
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Lorenzo_2003
04/07/18 9:11:03 PM
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That's a pretty funny bait post. I mean I was going to say that you were laying it on too thick, that it should be more subtle to reel people in, but then you have all these replies from CEmen taking you seriously. It can't really be wrong, if it works.
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chill02
04/07/18 9:11:28 PM
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@Romulox28
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EnragedSlith
04/07/18 9:13:01 PM
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ColdOne666
04/07/18 9:25:10 PM
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This is some pretty lazy bait.
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KawiKa
04/07/18 9:28:53 PM
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Ugh, pathological saviours are the worst
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Kombucha
04/07/18 9:50:15 PM
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ColdOne666 posted...
This is some pretty lazy bait.


surprisingly effective, too.
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Dyinglegacy
04/07/18 10:00:13 PM
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If you're telling the truth, which you likely are not - just posting a story to infuriate people - then I'd say she sounds like an undesirable whore.
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1NfamousACE_2
04/07/18 10:01:54 PM
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TC got hope til she calls him a brother.

And then he helps raise the baby as the uncle.
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KYOJIROKAGENUMA
04/07/18 10:04:53 PM
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Back_Stabbath posted...
10/10

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UnholyMudcrab
04/07/18 10:05:14 PM
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El Mexicano Texano
04/07/18 10:08:59 PM
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Lost_All_Senses
04/07/18 10:31:46 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
BlockAddition posted...
Wow pedantic much? She obviously didnt get herself pregnant but her actions caused it

And I'm sorry many of you can't see the grand picture here


Honestly, if a girl had a penis and a vagina and could fuck herself, I would be intrigued to see a grand picture of it, though I'd prefer a video tbh.


A videogame of that or just a videogame in general?


Huh? What is this question? lol


>_>....I made a huge mistake
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JcOpIVY86
04/07/18 10:45:39 PM
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You honestly dont want a woman like that.........
My advice? Run.
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Romulox28
04/07/18 10:55:46 PM
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@chill02 posted...
Romulox28

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BlackHorse6969
04/07/18 10:57:16 PM
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have fun being an uncle
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OmegaStriver
04/07/18 11:05:14 PM
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TC has some low self worth.

I hope you are playing and this topic is a joke.
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Nundulan
04/07/18 11:07:03 PM
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Lol
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Sad_Face
04/07/18 11:26:23 PM
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BlockAddition posted...
She has no idea who the father is or even which night in particular it happened


TC, I implore you to think about what kind of girl you're trying to get into the pants of.
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Broken_Zeus
04/07/18 11:36:43 PM
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lol'd. Would read again.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
04/08/18 12:08:25 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
BlockAddition posted...
Wow pedantic much? She obviously didnt get herself pregnant but her actions caused it

And I'm sorry many of you can't see the grand picture here


Honestly, if a girl had a penis and a vagina and could fuck herself, I would be intrigued to see a grand picture of it, though I'd prefer a video tbh.


A videogame of that or just a videogame in general?


Huh? What is this question? lol


>_>....I made a huge mistake


lol no worries? I was just pretty confused lol
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KolbyBryant
04/08/18 12:21:52 AM
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No way. The last woman who got pregnant on her own was the Virgin Mary. This some biblical shit
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KingArthur3D
04/08/18 12:24:51 AM
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BlockAddition posted...
At first I was shocked/upset with the situation and I projected this onto her by leaving 10-15 minutes between any messages I sent to her

She's considering an abortion and at first I agreed and suggested this was the best course of action. She has no idea who the father is or even which night in particular it happened

However, I've come to realize that a pregnant 20-21 year old will need support so keeping the child is a better option, and that is where I come in

If I show her how much of a fatherly figure I can be, I will become less like a brother to her and more a potential mate who is willing to raise a child with her. I intend to be there for her during and after the pregnancy. Naturally this (i hope) will make her fall for me

Wish me luck...


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