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Touch
04/01/18 5:12:28 AM
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You will receive $100,000 for each fingertip of your own that you cut off.

Rules are:

- You will cut it off at the first knuckle from your fingertip.
- You must cut it off completely
- You cannot take any sort of pain number before or during the process.
- The knife is sharp as fuck. Just a downward slice with minimum force will slice cleanly. No need to slice back and forth.
- You can get your fingers reattached afterwards if you wish.

How many fingers do you cut?
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Turtlebread
04/01/18 5:14:17 AM
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Touch posted...
- You can get your fingers reattached afterwards if you wish.


all of them
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ModLogic
04/01/18 5:14:34 AM
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pegusus123456
04/01/18 5:14:54 AM
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Does it count if this already happened to you by accident because you and another kid were playing with an old-time water pump?
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Touch
04/01/18 5:15:58 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Does it count if this already happened to you by accident because you and another kid were playing with an old-time water pump?

Nope no retrospective payment. Gotta be when you take the offer.
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GiftedACIII
04/01/18 5:17:38 AM
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No
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pres_madagascar
04/01/18 5:20:22 AM
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Thompson
04/01/18 5:21:19 AM
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Hell no!
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Rika_Furude
04/01/18 5:34:11 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
Touch posted...
- You can get your fingers reattached afterwards if you wish.


all of them

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Gamer99z
04/01/18 5:35:21 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
Turtlebread posted...
Touch posted...
- You can get your fingers reattached afterwards if you wish.


all of them

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Touch
04/02/18 12:16:49 AM
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Slaya4
04/02/18 12:19:26 AM
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Gamer99z posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
Turtlebread posted...
Touch posted...
- You can get your fingers reattached afterwards if you wish.


all of them

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Hoe
04/02/18 12:21:21 AM
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I cut 2 fingertips off 3 years ago because of a stupid old lawnmower I had.

Would not do it for $100k. Worst experience of my life by FAR
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Touch
04/02/18 12:23:57 AM
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Hoe posted...
I cut 2 fingertips off 3 years ago because of a stupid old lawnmower I had.

Would not do it for $100k. Worst experience of my life by FAR

When I saw it happen in this movie I watched I cringed so fucking hard. Like...all those nerve endings...Jesus Christ
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Sami1000
04/02/18 12:27:01 AM
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yep, both pinkies, then reattach them again. I would go to hospital and explain this, so i could get things done as safely as possible. If they refuse this i will find a place where they let me do that. I would also try to figure a way i could do both pinkies at once without doing them one by one, because the pain could be too much that way.
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pikachupwnage
04/02/18 12:36:30 AM
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100K is pretty life changing if you dont blow it. Invest some(like 50K) use part to sustain myself while I quit my job(or more likely cut back on hours.) to focus on education/my passions.

Is the 100K untaxed or the after tax number? If that is without factoring in taxes and its taxed..ouch.
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Touch
04/02/18 12:37:34 AM
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pikachupwnage posted...
100K is pretty life changing if you dont blow it. Invest some(like 50K) use part to sustain myself while I quit my job(or more likely cut back on hours. I might also treat myself a bit.

Is the 100K untaxed or the after tax number? If that is without factoring in taxes and its taxed..ouch.

You get 100k per tip period. No taxes or other mumbo jumbo
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HeyPuff
04/02/18 12:37:58 AM
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Hoe posted...
I cut 2 fingertips off 3 years ago because of a stupid old lawnmower I had.

Would not do it for $100k. Worst experience of my life by FAR


But is that because the aftermath? Because it sounds like we dont have to deal with that
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Sami1000
04/02/18 12:38:06 AM
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pikachupwnage posted...
100K is pretty life changing if you dont blow it. Invest some(like 50K) use part to sustain myself while I quit my job(or more likely cut back on hours. I might also treat myself a bit.

Is the 100K untaxed or the after tax number? If that is without factoring in taxes and its taxed..ouch.


Its 100k PER finger. You could earn up to 1 million, if you chop all your fingers, but who knows if fingers work as well as before after reattaching them, or if something goes wrong and it can't be done or something.
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Letron_James
04/02/18 12:38:19 AM
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Nah
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Mr_Biscuit
04/02/18 12:44:29 AM
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No fucking chance. I'm a piano player.
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DarthDemented
04/02/18 12:44:35 AM
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I've done it as a work related injury. Give me my $100K
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apolloooo
04/02/18 12:46:17 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
Touch posted...
- You can get your fingers reattached afterwards if you wish.


all of them

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Bad_Mojo
04/02/18 12:47:13 AM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
04/02/18 12:51:48 AM
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Touch posted...

- You can get your fingers reattached afterwards if you wish.

Perfectly functional as before with no scarring?
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Touch
04/02/18 12:56:12 AM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Touch posted...

- You can get your fingers reattached afterwards if you wish.

Perfectly functional as before with no scarring?

Depends on the doctor you pay
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
04/02/18 1:01:26 AM
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Touch posted...
sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Touch posted...

- You can get your fingers reattached afterwards if you wish.

Perfectly functional as before with no scarring?

Depends on the doctor you pay

How much for what i said
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Touch
04/02/18 1:03:25 AM
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Idk man I ain't no doctor lol
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
04/02/18 1:05:52 AM
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Touch posted...
Idk man I ain't no doctor lol

It's covered under my insurance then. I cut them all off, re-attach, and cut them off again.
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