Current Events > Ted Danson is fucking 70 years old. He's fucking 70 and looks good.

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saspa
03/30/18 9:45:44 AM
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Drpooplol
03/30/18 9:47:43 AM
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He's a huge prick, did you know that one time he kicked Larry David out of his birthday party for just trying to get his driver some food?

What a douche.
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thanosibe
03/30/18 10:09:44 AM
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Helen Mirren can still get it at 72

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Mirren
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SavenForever
03/30/18 10:11:07 AM
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I thought he was older.
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SpiralDrift
03/30/18 10:12:28 AM
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Drpooplol posted...
He's a huge prick, did you know that one time he kicked Larry David out of his birthday party for just trying to get his driver some food?

What a douche.

Wtf...

Larry David seems cool though.
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MacDaMurderer
03/30/18 10:13:20 AM
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I was talking about good place and could not remember his name at all.
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Solar_Crimson
03/30/18 10:13:58 AM
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Sally Field is 71, and she's one of the women past 60 who I'd definitely bang if given the opportunity.

https://tinyurl.com/ya4vd5ow
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joe_stalin518
03/30/18 10:16:55 AM
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Look up William Shatner,he's like 90 and looks healthier ,nearly shit my pant's when I found out
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Shuto-uke
03/30/18 10:35:34 AM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Sally Field is 71, and she's one of the women past 60 who I'd definitely bang if given the opportunity.

https://tinyurl.com/ya4vd5ow


Diane Lane looks pretty good for being 53: http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/fotos-de-diane-lane-4.jpg
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AlephZero
03/30/18 10:37:55 AM
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Drpooplol posted...
He's a huge prick, did you know that one time he kicked Larry David out of his birthday party for just trying to get his driver some food?

What a douche.

He also banged Larry's ex wife. Kind of a dick imo.
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FF_Redux
03/30/18 10:51:59 AM
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saspa
03/31/18 3:04:58 PM
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AlephZero posted...
Drpooplol posted...
He's a huge prick, did you know that one time he kicked Larry David out of his birthday party for just trying to get his driver some food?

What a douche.

He also banged Larry's ex wife. Kind of a dick imo.

What no he didn't he's already married to mary.
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UnfairRepresent
03/31/18 3:06:25 PM
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Cheers is a contender for GOAT sit-com
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gnomefromnome
03/31/18 3:07:48 PM
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Also, this scene in Creepshow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojm_eRjINrI" data-time="

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Kombucha
03/31/18 3:12:35 PM
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saspa posted...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Danson

I mean goddamn. That is impressive.


the most recent pic in that wiki is almost a decade old though.
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
03/31/18 3:19:43 PM
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ItsYourFault
03/31/18 3:20:51 PM
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his wife is milfy too
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Darkninja42
03/31/18 3:22:17 PM
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joe_stalin518 posted...
Look up William Shatner,he's like 90 and looks healthier ,nearly shit my pant's when I found out

This. I had no idea Shatner was so old up until recently
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JustMonika
03/31/18 3:22:40 PM
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thanosibe posted...
Helen Mirren can still get it at 72

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Mirren

Fun fact, young Helen Mirren and Jennifer Lawrence look a lot alike.

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So Jennifer Lawrence has that to look forward to.
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DanHarenChamp
03/31/18 3:24:09 PM
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Damn, didnt realize there were so many GILF hunters on CE
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Webmaster4531
03/31/18 3:24:35 PM
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saspa posted...
AlephZero posted...
Drpooplol posted...
He's a huge prick, did you know that one time he kicked Larry David out of his birthday party for just trying to get his driver some food?

What a douche.

He also banged Larry's ex wife. Kind of a dick imo.

What no he didn't he's already married to mary.

Ted Danson plays himself on Curb Your Enthusiasm with Larry David.
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Southernfatman
03/31/18 3:25:24 PM
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I can't think about him without thinking of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxuPPaMp250" data-time="

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saspa
03/31/18 3:38:10 PM
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Kombucha posted...
saspa posted...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Danson

I mean goddamn. That is impressive.


the most recent pic in that wiki is almost a decade old though.

Watch the good place. In addition to having a great show to watch, you get to see what I'm talking about. 2 birds with one stone
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Webmaster4531
03/31/18 3:40:50 PM
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Ted Danson looked old during Cheers so this is God making up for it.
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Gafemage
03/31/18 4:05:30 PM
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Webmaster4531 posted...
Ted Danson looked old during Cheers so this is God making up for it.

This is actually true.
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saspa
04/01/18 1:58:27 PM
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Webmaster4531 posted...
saspa posted...
AlephZero posted...
Drpooplol posted...
He's a huge prick, did you know that one time he kicked Larry David out of his birthday party for just trying to get his driver some food?

What a douche.

He also banged Larry's ex wife. Kind of a dick imo.

What no he didn't he's already married to mary.

Ted Danson plays himself on Curb Your Enthusiasm with Larry David.

exactly my point
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