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De Evolution
03/19/18 10:38:42 PM
#1:


Honestly anyone who likes that film should be banned from ever entering a movie theater again. I'm disgusted by anyone who can defend it and might call themselves a Star Wars "fan".

The movie was so bad it was insulting. The movie disgusts me on a visceral level and I'd like to hurt the writers, directors, and anyone who supports it as a film of any level of quality.

That's it.

Not gonna debate any sheeps as the film has been criticized to hell and anyone with a shred of rationality can see how bad the movie is.

Anyone defending the film has their head completely in the sand. I hate the film. What they did to the Star Wars franchise should be a capital crime.
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NibeIungsnarf
03/19/18 10:39:26 PM
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[insert lion king gif throwing TC off a cliff]
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BlueJester007
03/19/18 10:39:40 PM
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Just another reminder that anything post 2012 related to Star Wars is bad fan fiction.

Cue irate responses about what is and isn't canon.
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ASithLord7
03/19/18 10:39:42 PM
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Time to find a new gimmick.
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ThanksUglyGod
03/19/18 10:40:39 PM
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Good, good. Let the hate flow through you.
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NibeIungsnarf
03/19/18 10:40:40 PM
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BlueJester007 posted...
Just another reminder that anything post 2012 related to Star Wars is bad fan fiction.

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Why is bad fan fiction worse than bad Lucas-authenticated fiction?
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s0nicfan
03/19/18 10:41:49 PM
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I still believe Lucas sold out to Disney to spite the fanbase for their critical reaction to the prequels. This is the same man that responded to his community fighting back against opening a studio for indie films by donating it to low income housing instead.

This is his revenge, and we deserve it.
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NibeIungsnarf
03/19/18 10:44:08 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
I still believe Lucas sold out to Disney to spite the fanbase for their critical reaction to the prequels. This is the same man that responded to his community fighting back against opening a studio for indie films by donating it to low income housing instead.

This is his revenge, and we deserve it.

Nobody has ever mistreated Lucas. How we deserve his ire?

We're the nerdcrew that made him his billions and he has disrespected us in his early onset dementia throughout the last 25 years.
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C_Pain
03/19/18 10:44:47 PM
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truly a deluded man
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GATTJT
03/19/18 10:45:51 PM
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The 'Snoke's throne room' fight was badass though. >_>
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Grey_Locus
03/19/18 10:46:06 PM
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BlueJester007 posted...
Just another reminder that anything post 2012 related to Star Wars is bad fan fiction.

Cue irate responses about what is and isn't canon.

Rogue One was really good fan fiction in my opinion.
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De Evolution
03/19/18 11:16:50 PM
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All I can say is I feel so much more respect and admiration and a deep amount of pity for Mark Hamill after what they did to him and Luke's character in the Last Jedi.

The fact he spoke publicly about some of his issues with the film and actually tried to push back on the disgusting things they did to his character show how much integrity he has.

God bless that man.
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Doom_Art
03/19/18 11:18:06 PM
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When folks say "people who hate on TLJ are weird about it" I think this is what they mean
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silentwing26x
03/19/18 11:18:35 PM
#14:


It was a masterpiece though.
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EastKingStar
03/19/18 11:18:56 PM
#15:


It's better than Force Awakens though
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Delirious_Beard
03/19/18 11:19:21 PM
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who cares about star wars at this point
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matteus70
03/19/18 11:22:46 PM
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Does this mean that TC won't see EP 9?
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WaffIeElite
03/19/18 11:27:08 PM
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It truly baffles me that movies on this level of budget, legacy and potential profits can be bungled as hard as TLJ.

Prometheus, the Hobbit Trilogy, Iron Man 2, and quite probably the upcoming Predator movie being absolute train wrecks defies all logic. Quality control at the fast food level seems more sound than modern movies.
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hockeybub89
03/19/18 11:28:07 PM
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Imagine surviving the Prequel Trilogy but getting irrationally angry at the new movies
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Doom_Art
03/19/18 11:28:40 PM
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WaffIeElite posted...
be bungled as hard as TLJ

if you didn't like it then that's fine, but seriously lol. You guys are being way overdramatic
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St0rmFury
03/19/18 11:30:07 PM
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The Star Wars franchise became a victim of it's own immense popularity.
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De Evolution
03/19/18 11:33:50 PM
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I vowed after seeing the slap in the face called the Force Awakens to never pay for a Star Wars film again.

After I watched the Last Jedi I was so glad I stood by that vow. I knew after TFA not to contribute to this garbage they're now calling Star Wars. I no longer support the franchise in spirit or financially.
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silentwing26x
03/19/18 11:36:11 PM
#23:


Why does De Evolution hate fantastic films?
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hockeybub89
03/19/18 11:37:07 PM
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silentwing26x posted...
Why does De Evolution hate fantastic films?

He's apparently cool with Attack of the Clones though. An objectively worse film in every way except "muh canon"
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FrenchCrunch
03/19/18 11:37:11 PM
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loved TFA

after TLJ i was very depressed for a while lol. i dont even hate the movie it just crushed my soul
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ave1
03/19/18 11:37:20 PM
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When it comes to Star Wars---- I'm out.

Disney has made it flat out bad.
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clearaflagrantj
03/19/18 11:39:40 PM
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When someone says the sequel trilogy is better than the prequel trilogy

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cerealbox760
03/19/18 11:40:33 PM
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Mark Hamill should get his own film. Instead they give us a Han Solo movie nobody asked for. Its ridiculous that Disney is not listening to fans. Luke is literally a cash cow.
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clearaflagrantj
03/19/18 11:41:54 PM
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cerealbox760 posted...
Mark Hamill should get his own film. Instead they give us a Han Solo movie nobody asked for. Its ridiculous that Disney is not listening to fans. Luke is literally a cash cow.

EWAN MCGREGOR EPISODE 3.5 OBI WAN SOLO FILM

THAT IS WHAT WE ALL WANT

ALSO BOBA FETT SOLO FILM
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hockeybub89
03/19/18 11:45:12 PM
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clearaflagrantj posted...
When someone says the sequel trilogy is better than the prequel trilogy

https://i.redd.it/st96sz5fqroy.jpg

What is your favorite part of the prequels? The bad acting? The bad visuals? The bad dialogue?

The Darth Maul fight is about the beginning and the end of anything good.

The new movies' problems are rather subjective and I can see how they might piss off people, but they are clearly superior as pieces of cinema.
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Doom_Art
03/19/18 11:47:05 PM
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clearaflagrantj posted...
ALSO BOBA FETT SOLO FILM

yeah thank josh trank for ruining that one for us
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clearaflagrantj
03/19/18 11:49:00 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
What is your favorite part of the prequels? The bad acting? The bad visuals? The bad dialogue?

MFW someone says anything negative about the prequels

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hockeybub89
03/19/18 11:52:19 PM
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clearaflagrantj posted...
hockeybub89 posted...
What is your favorite part of the prequels? The bad acting? The bad visuals? The bad dialogue?

MFW someone says anything negative about the prequels


I hate sand
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Offworlder1
03/20/18 12:45:26 AM
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Anyone who is seriously saying the PT is worse then the Disney fan fiction needs to go home and seriously rethink their lives.

The PT had characters you could root for and care about, epic set pieces, pay off at the end of every single film, and a soundtrack that has great music. Lets also not forget the PT finally fleshed out the highly anticipated The Clone Wars conflict the original movie referanced as a earth shattering event.
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magnolia_moon
03/20/18 12:47:57 AM
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I genuinely loved it and I've been a Star Wars fan since I was a young boy.

I'm also a serious film fan and it's the first Star Wars film that can be properly described as great. Utterly beautiful and original.
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Big_Nabendu
03/20/18 12:50:27 AM
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magnolia_moon posted...
I genuinely loved it and I've been a Star Wars fan since I was a young boy.

I'm also a serious film fan and it's the first Star Wars film that can be properly described as great. Utterly beautiful and original.


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Offworlder1
03/20/18 12:55:49 AM
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@magnolia_moon

Who are you trying to fool with this alt ?, we see that your a new user.
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TheDarkCircle
03/20/18 12:57:31 AM
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NibeIungsnarf posted...
s0nicfan posted...
I still believe Lucas sold out to Disney to spite the fanbase for their critical reaction to the prequels. This is the same man that responded to his community fighting back against opening a studio for indie films by donating it to low income housing instead.

This is his revenge, and we deserve it.

Nobody has ever mistreated Lucas. How we deserve his ire?

We're the nerdcrew that made him his billions and he has disrespected us in his early onset dementia throughout the last 25 years.


I agree with the theory that Lucas sold it out of spite. I also agree that nobody mistreated him. Dude made billions, and was in the business of making billions. He wanted to become a one man conglomerate.

I understand not being a slave to every single fan out there, but at the same time his antagonistic relationship with the fanbase was disingenuous when they allowed him to be the very person he wanted to be. A rich asshole.
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magnolia_moon
03/20/18 12:57:45 AM
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Offworlder1 posted...
@magnolia_moon

Who are you trying to fool with this alt ?, we see that your a new user.

This is my only account. The mods don't like me but I've been coming here since 2003.
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Darmik
03/20/18 12:58:45 AM
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What is it about the internet and hyperbole? lol
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Offworlder1
03/20/18 1:00:39 AM
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@magnolia_moon

Perhaps the mods dont like you cause you troll and break the TOU.
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Doom_Art
03/20/18 8:45:53 AM
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Darmik posted...
What is it about the internet and hyperbole? lol

that's i think at the core of it

people love to hyperbole up in shit, then they surround themselves with people who share the same opinion and just echo chamber back and forth

TLJ, at worst, is an uneven and poorly paced movie that is (again, at worst) a mild disappointment.

Trying to act like it's "the worst thing ever" and a "disgrace" is just stupid lol
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Ammonitida
03/20/18 8:47:29 AM
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silentwing26x posted...
It was a masterpiece though.
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Link HT
03/20/18 8:48:54 AM
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Every single plot point in the movie was stupid as fuck, why would anyone think getting a new director MID trilogy was a good idea?
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Rain_Dust
03/20/18 8:49:08 AM
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Ammonitida posted...
silentwing26x posted...
It was a masterpiece though.

It was a pretty pile of crap. I'll give it that.
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DevsBro
03/20/18 8:49:23 AM
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I mean, it wasn't prequel bad. It just had some bad scenes and a lot of filler.
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Doom_Art
03/20/18 8:50:22 AM
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Link HT posted...
getting a new director MID trilogy

I mean

Empire Strikes Back - Directed by Irvin Kershner
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Link HT
03/20/18 8:53:26 AM
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Doom_Art posted...
Link HT posted...
getting a new director MID trilogy

I mean

Empire Strikes Back - Directed by Irvin Kershner

touch

the problem with TLJ was that ryan johnson clearly disagreed with every single plot point that TFA set up and spent his entire movie pretty much removing all of them.
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DevsBro
03/20/18 8:56:29 AM
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Doom_Art posted...
Link HT posted...
getting a new director MID trilogy

I mean

Empire Strikes Back - Directed by Irvin Kershner

Thank goodness.

The best thing that ever happened to Star Wars was taking it away from George Lucas. And they did it twice for good measure
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CelestialVoices
03/20/18 9:02:28 AM
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star wars was already dead to me so i didnt think it was that bad tbh
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