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Bok_Choi
03/15/18 3:46:32 AM
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how do i fix this

why aren't there more girls willing for a clandestine rendezvous during a person's graveyard shift

or

i guess they just aren't looking for me

(._. )
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The_Freecs
03/15/18 3:47:22 AM
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Go into starvation mode. Youll stop getting erections.
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MabusIncarnate
03/15/18 3:49:00 AM
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I get bored, then my mind wanders, then it leads to women, then I tap into my wank bank, and before I know it I'm taking 7 bathroom breaks on an 8 hour shift.

It's my job's fault for not giving me more work. I get paid to deed for a quarter of my shift.
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Bok_Choi
03/15/18 4:25:36 AM
#4:


lmfaooo

<_<

if that aint true
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Parappa09
03/15/18 4:26:32 AM
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youre gonna have to find/make a machine
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Bok_Choi
03/15/18 4:31:15 AM
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Bok_Choi
03/15/18 4:38:42 AM
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i would just pay for a lap dance rn not even full on sex
i just want female contact
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The_Freecs
03/15/18 4:39:16 AM
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Bok choi
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MediumRare
03/15/18 5:18:21 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I get bored, then my mind wanders, then it leads to women, then I tap into my wank bank, and before I know it I'm taking 7 bathroom breaks on an 8 hour shift.

It's my job's fault for not giving me more work. I get paid to deed for a quarter of my shift.

Lol, how do you clean it though? Surely there is no shower at your work?
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The_Freecs
03/15/18 5:19:00 AM
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Bokkkk choiiii
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mipond
03/15/18 5:49:38 AM
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What the heck! You guys are silly!
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Bok_Choi
03/15/18 6:04:12 AM
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mipond posted...
What the heck! You guys are silly!

come over here and i'll show you how silly i am
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deanshow
03/15/18 6:43:22 AM
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More like Rock_choiii m I rite guys
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