Current Events > how do people get those jobs where you do like nothing all day?

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Rika_Furude
03/08/18 3:03:24 AM
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where you are employed full time hours but you have maybe like 20 minutes of real work a day and are kinda just there in case shit hits the fan, and can spend all your time studying or gaming or netflix or something and still get paid ok salary
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ModLogic
03/08/18 3:04:15 AM
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pegusus123456
03/08/18 3:04:26 AM
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You spend a lot of money on a political campaign.
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iClockwork
03/08/18 3:05:35 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
where you are employed full time hours but you have maybe like 20 minutes of real work a day and are kinda just there in case shit hits the fan, and can spend all your time studying or gaming or netflix or something and still get paid ok salary

You become specialized in a very unique skill set. Also make sure the job is unionized and there's no way to get fired.
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Rika_Furude
03/08/18 3:06:49 AM
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ModLogic posted...
kind of like your current job?

my current job is nonstop horse shit, deal with some of the dumbest people on the planet. would love to throw my phone in the bin and study all day
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Turtlebread
03/08/18 3:06:53 AM
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just get tenured and you can fuck around all day regardless of your job
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Distant_Rainbow
03/08/18 3:10:21 AM
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Ah, that's simple, you just get dragged into-

Rika_Furude posted...
still get paid ok salary


Oh okay, never mind then.
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ModLogic
03/08/18 3:19:50 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
ModLogic posted...
kind of like your current job?

my current job is nonstop horse shit, deal with some of the dumbest people on the planet. would love to throw my phone in the bin and study all day

lol stop lying
you got a good paying job right off the bat and it hardly requires you to put in much.
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008Zulu
03/08/18 3:22:35 AM
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Father hires son, son slacks off, and co-workers have to do his job. It's called nepotism.
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8-bit_Biceps
03/08/18 3:23:38 AM
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I have a friend from Kalamazoo, MI where Stryker's headquarters is. He grew up there and went to Western Michigan University. Stryker is like one of the best companies to work for. He doesn't do **** and got a $50k/yr job out of college. He has an accounting degree and didn't even have to get certified lol. Now he just plays video games all day without a care in the world.
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Rika_Furude
03/08/18 3:23:52 AM
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ModLogic posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
ModLogic posted...
kind of like your current job?

my current job is nonstop horse shit, deal with some of the dumbest people on the planet. would love to throw my phone in the bin and study all day

lol stop lying
you got a good paying job right off the bat and it hardly requires you to put in much.

>good paying

LOL

maybe i have high hopes but i dont think my job is well paid. its like at award or slightly above award. what it is, is great experience for someone fresh out of uni. thats pretty much it. also, its nonstop calls and meetings all day, no time for professional development
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electricbugs2
03/08/18 3:25:27 AM
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I've worked in radio.

Management and Sales works hard af, but writers and promo guys do work for maybe an hour a day at most and then spend the rest of the day fucking about.

God I miss Corus.
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Tyrannosaurus
03/08/18 3:27:05 AM
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Join the Air Force.
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