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DeroIin
02/24/18 4:27:20 PM
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I haven't hooked up with a chicks the two years I have been at this college.
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AceAttorneyist
02/24/18 4:28:11 PM
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And you go to parties often? Wow.
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YoungMan
02/24/18 4:28:54 PM
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Try bringing up anime in the conversation. Women love men who love anime.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
02/24/18 4:29:20 PM
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mew4ever
02/24/18 4:29:50 PM
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I'm awful with girls but college parties are the easiest man. Dance with em till you have a taker. That's all there is to it.
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DeroIin
02/24/18 4:48:28 PM
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I mean, dancing with girls is something I can do, sometimes...getting them to grind on me and get intimate is the hard part. I haven't been to that many parties this year tbh, other than the one I brought the two girls over to for my pregame (I mentioned in two previous topics on this board).
I cannot make a move for shit on random girls on the dance floor, other than dancing with them for like a minute. And dancing with girls who are friends is possible...but how imma hookup with them? lmao.
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DeroIin
02/24/18 4:55:11 PM
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Yall probably think im some fat pale neckbeard but I'm this short, stout 21 year old black guy lol
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OpShaft
02/24/18 4:58:37 PM
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DeroIin posted...
Yall probably think im some fat pale neckbeard but I'm this short, stout 21 year old black guy lol


Short and fat. There's the problem.
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Raikuro
02/24/18 4:58:40 PM
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DeroIin posted...
I'm this short

there it is
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masticatingman
02/24/18 5:00:54 PM
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Rinse wash and repeat basically. Just get yourself in the right mindset.
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Teddytalks
02/24/18 5:01:18 PM
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DeroIin posted...
Yall probably think im some fat pale neckbeard but I'm this short, stout 21 year old black guy lol


Half of it is about who you know, your rep, and what click you in. The other half is your body, clothes, scent, and ability to engage in boring, mindless conversation while still being cool. Notice how having a personality that decent doesn't fit in at all. It is all about first impressions. Look good and have a good rep, and you will be fine for random hookups. Parties are to loud and stupid for anything deeper than it.
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r4X0r
02/24/18 5:01:24 PM
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Could have just mentioned you were short in the first post and nobody would have had to wonder.
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Teddytalks
02/24/18 5:02:39 PM
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r4X0r posted...
Could have just mentioned you were short in the first post and nobody would have had to wonder.


Short people can get play though. It just your average short CEman won't.
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DeroIin
02/24/18 5:16:33 PM
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OpShaft posted...
DeroIin posted...
Yall probably think im some fat pale neckbeard but I'm this short, stout 21 year old black guy lol


Short and fat. There's the problem.


Not fat lol. Just got a pretty big frame. I have toned arms, kind of have a wrestlers body even though I did track in high school.
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Weezy_Tha_Don
02/24/18 5:23:03 PM
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hate to shit on my fellow brothas, but half the game is just being easy to talk to and being funny. chicks dig that shit.
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SuperExcitebike
02/24/18 5:25:21 PM
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College is the easiest. "Wanna take some shots at my place?" always worked for me
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DeroIin
02/24/18 7:42:57 PM
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SuperExcitebike posted...
College is the easiest. "Wanna take some shots at my place?" always worked for me


*my small ass dorm room*
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DeroIin
02/24/18 7:57:18 PM
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Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
hate to shit on my fellow brothas, but half the game is just being easy to talk to and being funny. chicks dig that shit.


Hard to talk to chicks in a dark dance floor with loud ass music. I know the standard house parties are more conducive for spitting game, which I have been to like 4 times over the last 3 years(the last house party I went to, I was spitting hella game) but the on campus parties are much harder for me to hookup with randos...but I still see people do it. Lol.
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DeroIin
02/25/18 7:27:09 PM
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Not too many people at the party yesterday, I was just vibin. Still saw the same few people who get game at previous parties, get game there on the dance floor too.
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Pepys Monster
02/25/18 7:42:44 PM
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Nobody on CE hooks up with different chicks at parties every weekend. Most of CE is too afraid to even speak to a woman.
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BlazeJordan648
02/25/18 7:52:11 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Nobody on CE hooks up with different chicks at parties every weekend. Most of CE is too afraid to even speak to a woman.


Aren't you planning on how to propose to a 18 year old girl you've known for 2 weeks?
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Pepys Monster
02/25/18 8:03:59 PM
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BlazeJordan648 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Nobody on CE hooks up with different chicks at parties every weekend. Most of CE is too afraid to even speak to a woman.


Aren't you planning on how to propose to a 18 year old girl you've known for 2 weeks?

What's your point? I'm not going to do it until we're closer.
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BlazeJordan648
02/25/18 8:10:08 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
BlazeJordan648 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Nobody on CE hooks up with different chicks at parties every weekend. Most of CE is too afraid to even speak to a woman.


Aren't you planning on how to propose to a 18 year old girl you've known for 2 weeks?

What's your point? I'm not going to do it until we're closer.


My point is it that you're just as awkward as the user's who don't talk to women.
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Pepys Monster
02/25/18 8:11:53 PM
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BlazeJordan648 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
BlazeJordan648 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Nobody on CE hooks up with different chicks at parties every weekend. Most of CE is too afraid to even speak to a woman.


Aren't you planning on how to propose to a 18 year old girl you've known for 2 weeks?

What's your point? I'm not going to do it until we're closer.


My point is it that you're just as awkward as the user's who don't talk to women.

Then how come I found a girl who likes me?
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BlazeJordan648
02/25/18 8:20:42 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
BlazeJordan648 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
BlazeJordan648 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Nobody on CE hooks up with different chicks at parties every weekend. Most of CE is too afraid to even speak to a woman.


Aren't you planning on how to propose to a 18 year old girl you've known for 2 weeks?

What's your point? I'm not going to do it until we're closer.


My point is it that you're just as awkward as the user's who don't talk to women.

Then how come I found a girl who likes me?


You found a girl who is young and having fun getting fucked up and enjoying her freedom. If you really think you're the only guy she's talking to then you're in need of a reality check
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SomeonesAlt
02/25/18 8:22:27 PM
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BlazeJordan648 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Nobody on CE hooks up with different chicks at parties every weekend. Most of CE is too afraid to even speak to a woman.


Aren't you planning on how to propose to a 18 year old girl you've known for 2 weeks?

Damn, she's 18? Isn't Pepys 29 or something? Welp
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Muffinz0rz
02/25/18 8:26:16 PM
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SomeonesAlt posted...
BlazeJordan648 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Nobody on CE hooks up with different chicks at parties every weekend. Most of CE is too afraid to even speak to a woman.


Aren't you planning on how to propose to a 18 year old girl you've known for 2 weeks?

Damn, she's 18? Isn't Pepys 29 or something? Welp

i mean

there was a recent surge of CEmen going after 16 year olds so this doesn't look as bad by comparison
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Pepys Monster
02/25/18 8:35:49 PM
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SomeonesAlt posted...
BlazeJordan648 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Nobody on CE hooks up with different chicks at parties every weekend. Most of CE is too afraid to even speak to a woman.


Aren't you planning on how to propose to a 18 year old girl you've known for 2 weeks?

Damn, she's 18? Isn't Pepys 29 or something? Welp

You jealous?
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WafflehouseJK
02/25/18 8:38:51 PM
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DeroIin posted...
Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
hate to shit on my fellow brothas, but half the game is just being easy to talk to and being funny. chicks dig that shit.


Hard to talk to chicks in a dark dance floor with loud ass music. I know the standard house parties are more conducive for spitting game, which I have been to like 4 times over the last 3 years(the last house party I went to, I was spitting hella game) but the on campus parties are much harder for me to hookup with randos...but I still see people do it. Lol.

Often all you need is one or 2 funny lines, that's often all it takes to at least catch their interest enough to go with you to a more quiet part of the party to talk, and maybe make-out.

House parties are way better than bars and shit though.
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BlazeJordan648
02/25/18 8:45:24 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
SomeonesAlt posted...
BlazeJordan648 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Nobody on CE hooks up with different chicks at parties every weekend. Most of CE is too afraid to even speak to a woman.


Aren't you planning on how to propose to a 18 year old girl you've known for 2 weeks?

Damn, she's 18? Isn't Pepys 29 or something? Welp

You jealous?


lol
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SomeonesAlt
02/25/18 9:07:21 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
SomeonesAlt posted...
BlazeJordan648 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Nobody on CE hooks up with different chicks at parties every weekend. Most of CE is too afraid to even speak to a woman.


Aren't you planning on how to propose to a 18 year old girl you've known for 2 weeks?

Damn, she's 18? Isn't Pepys 29 or something? Welp

You jealous?

Of you? Lmao
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Pepys Monster
02/25/18 9:19:26 PM
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SomeonesAlt posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
SomeonesAlt posted...
BlazeJordan648 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Nobody on CE hooks up with different chicks at parties every weekend. Most of CE is too afraid to even speak to a woman.


Aren't you planning on how to propose to a 18 year old girl you've known for 2 weeks?

Damn, she's 18? Isn't Pepys 29 or something? Welp

You jealous?

Of you? Lmao

I'll take that as a yes.
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Deadpool_18
02/25/18 9:59:45 PM
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Be sociable and confident.
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Teddytalks
02/26/18 9:07:43 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
BlazeJordan648 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Nobody on CE hooks up with different chicks at parties every weekend. Most of CE is too afraid to even speak to a woman.


Aren't you planning on how to propose to a 18 year old girl you've known for 2 weeks?

What's your point? I'm not going to do it until we're closer.


This is really fucking creepy dude.
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knuxnole
02/26/18 9:15:34 AM
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She's legal so fair, next
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Teddytalks
02/26/18 9:21:05 AM
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knuxnole posted...
She's legal so fair, next


So is my sister. She is still really ignorant. If some CE neckbeard try to hit her up they're not going to do anything else. It is predatory and fucking sad. Might as well be a minister chasing little boys while you at it.
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Darkman124
02/26/18 9:23:08 AM
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my experience was ONS was not a frequent experience for anyone

rather, it was more to the tune of, meet someone, get into a casual sex situation while continuing to talk to other girls, and try to be set for something new to happen as soon as the first girl decides she's no longer interested in continuing it

it was a lot of effort and the girls were almost universally terrible lays

but sex is sex so it dominated my free time
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EnragedSlith
02/26/18 9:25:47 AM
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Its just confidence, attractiveness, alcohol, and the lack of any and all integrity. Most fuckboys are just really obnoxiously aggressive.
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EnragedSlith
02/26/18 9:26:59 AM
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Darkman124 posted...
my experience was ONS was not a frequent experience for anyone

rather, it was more to the tune of, meet someone, get into a casual sex situation while continuing to talk to other girls, and try to be set for something new to happen as soon as the first girl decides she's no longer interested in continuing it

it was a lot of effort and the girls were almost universally terrible lays

but sex is sex so it dominated my free time

Was my experience, as well. Pretty well put
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Teddytalks
02/26/18 9:27:13 AM
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Darkman124 posted...
my experience was ONS was not a frequent experience for anyone

rather, it was more to the tune of, meet someone, get into a casual sex situation while continuing to talk to other girls, and try to be set for something new to happen as soon as the first girl decides she's no longer interested in continuing it

it was a lot of effort and the girls were almost universally terrible lays

but sex is sex so it dominated my free time


My house mate apparently go-to the bars and bring home people wives, and fucked at least half the volleyball team. However, he is a football player so....

I think a few people are the ones that really bring girls home, but only because they're at college and the girls are whorish anyway, and just want to take turns trying out "experiences".
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Muffinz0rz
02/26/18 10:43:44 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
SomeonesAlt posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
SomeonesAlt posted...
BlazeJordan648 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Nobody on CE hooks up with different chicks at parties every weekend. Most of CE is too afraid to even speak to a woman.


Aren't you planning on how to propose to a 18 year old girl you've known for 2 weeks?

Damn, she's 18? Isn't Pepys 29 or something? Welp

You jealous?

Of you? Lmao

I'll take that as a yes.

but actually

are you really about to propose to an 18 year old you've known for 2 weeks

i don't even care much about the age difference -- knowing someone for two weeks and proposing is the bigger red flag for me
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SomeonesAlt
02/26/18 11:19:27 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
SomeonesAlt posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
SomeonesAlt posted...
BlazeJordan648 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Nobody on CE hooks up with different chicks at parties every weekend. Most of CE is too afraid to even speak to a woman.


Aren't you planning on how to propose to a 18 year old girl you've known for 2 weeks?

Damn, she's 18? Isn't Pepys 29 or something? Welp

You jealous?

Of you? Lmao

I'll take that as a yes.

but actually

are you really about to propose to an 18 year old you've known for 2 weeks

i don't even care much about the age difference -- knowing someone for two weeks and proposing is the bigger red flag for me

Not only that, but this same girl didn't respond to him for a day or so (sooo long) and he had a total meltdown. Started whining, changed his sig to a frowning face and made a topic asking if depressed people should be allowed to kill themselves. I don't think ANYONE is jealous of him.
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Muffinz0rz
02/26/18 11:19:53 AM
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SomeonesAlt posted...
Not only that, but this same girl didn't respond to him for a day or so (sooo long) and he had a total meltdown. Started whining, changed his sig to a frowning face and made a topic asking if depressed people should be allowed to kill themselves. I don't think ANYONE is jealous of him.

jesus christ
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SomeonesAlt
02/26/18 11:24:03 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
SomeonesAlt posted...
Not only that, but this same girl didn't respond to him for a day or so (sooo long) and he had a total meltdown. Started whining, changed his sig to a frowning face and made a topic asking if depressed people should be allowed to kill themselves. I don't think ANYONE is jealous of him.

jesus christ

They're actually still both up and closed, though probably about to purge if you want to look at them

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76353828
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76353906
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Muffinz0rz
02/26/18 11:26:17 AM
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SomeonesAlt posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
SomeonesAlt posted...
Not only that, but this same girl didn't respond to him for a day or so (sooo long) and he had a total meltdown. Started whining, changed his sig to a frowning face and made a topic asking if depressed people should be allowed to kill themselves. I don't think ANYONE is jealous of him.

jesus christ

They're actually still both up and closed, though probably about to purge if you want to look at them

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76353828
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76353906

wow

yeah a very brief skim and i'm pretty sure this is a gimmick account and none of what he says is true
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the_cajun88
02/26/18 11:26:46 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
BlazeJordan648 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Nobody on CE hooks up with different chicks at parties every weekend. Most of CE is too afraid to even speak to a woman.


Aren't you planning on how to propose to a 18 year old girl you've known for 2 weeks?

What's your point? I'm not going to do it until we're closer.


lmao
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knuxnole
02/26/18 12:25:29 PM
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Teddytalks posted...
knuxnole posted...
She's legal so fair, next


So is my sister. She is still really ignorant. If some CE neckbeard try to hit her up they're not going to do anything else. It is predatory and fucking sad. Might as well be a minister chasing little boys while you at it.


You should have no problem if a 30 year old bangs her. It'd be hot!
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Teddytalks
02/26/18 12:32:02 PM
#49:


knuxnole posted...
Teddytalks posted...
knuxnole posted...
She's legal so fair, next


So is my sister. She is still really ignorant. If some CE neckbeard try to hit her up they're not going to do anything else. It is predatory and fucking sad. Might as well be a minister chasing little boys while you at it.


You should have no problem if a 30 year old bangs her. It'd be hot!


Hot with his blood scattered everywhere.
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DeroIin
02/26/18 2:50:18 PM
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Damn, what happened in here? lol
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