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frozenshock
02/20/18 5:16:28 PM
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The mad scientists working at a secret gene splicing facility have managed to create a unique human clone to be your sex partner for tonight.

But oh no! The genes have been mixed up!

You need to activate the machine in order to correct the gene anomaly. Just choose a number for each body part to create your clone!

Face:

[1] Jessica Biel

[2] Gal Gadot

[3] Mitch McConnell

[4] Alexandra Dadario

[5] Jennifer Lawrence

[6] Maisie Williams

Chest:

[1] Jessica Alba

[2] Brooklyn Decker

[3] George RR Martin

[4] Kate Upton

[5] Hillary Clinton

[6] Kathy Bates

Butt:

[1] Jennifer Lawrence

[2] Donald Trump

[3] Larry King
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frozenshock
02/20/18 5:16:33 PM
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Butt: (continued)

[4] Jessica Biel

[5] Serena Williams

[6] Chris Rock

Genitals:

[1] Vladimir Putin

[2] Donald Trump

[3] Selena Gomez

[4] Ronda Rousey

[5] Jennifer Lawrence

[6] Idris Elba

Arms and Legs:

[1] Jennifer Lawrence

[2] Allison Stokke

[3] Brock Lesnar

[4] Gal Gadot

[5] Donald Trump

[6] Carrie Underwood
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gguirao
02/20/18 6:10:41 PM
#3:


Bates' chest and Putin's genitals? Hell no!
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