Current Events > CE, I'm depressed. I got a genotype test back and I am not Japanese.

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Sayoria
02/19/18 3:29:09 PM
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It says 99% European, 1% Sub-Saharan Africa

....CE, I'm black, but I'm not Asian. Wtf.
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frozenshock
02/19/18 3:29:39 PM
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It could've been worse. You could have been half khajiit and half argonian.
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Vegy
02/19/18 3:29:42 PM
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DragonGirlYuki
02/19/18 3:29:57 PM
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@MorningRose
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MorningRose
02/19/18 3:31:25 PM
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DragonGirlYuki posted...
@MorningRose

wat
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Sayoria
02/19/18 3:33:54 PM
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I dunno why my pie chart says 99% European and 1% Sub-Saharan Africa, while the chromosome plot has a high chunk of South Asia/North Africa, and Central/South Asia in there. I figure they'd both have presence on the pie chart, so yeah I mean...

Wow, this is boring. :(
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Genocet_10-325
02/19/18 3:34:08 PM
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You're 1% black though, so that makes you cooler
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MrK3V
02/19/18 3:34:18 PM
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Foppe
02/19/18 3:36:09 PM
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So you are 1% victim and can use the N-word now.
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masticatingman
02/19/18 3:36:15 PM
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Isnt Japans gene pool isolated af?
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Flockaveli
02/19/18 3:36:35 PM
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Whats so bad about not being a nerd shut-in?
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DragonGirlYuki
02/19/18 3:37:03 PM
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MorningRose posted...
DragonGirlYuki posted...
@MorningRose

wat

It is a depression topic.
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Sayoria
02/19/18 3:38:00 PM
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Genocet_10-325 posted...
You're 1% black though, so that makes you cooler


I guess I kinda feel 1% cooler... but I'll never be able to be a samurai.

MrK3V posted...
you get sad at a lot of things


Well, yeah.... :(

Foppe posted...
So you are 1% victim and can use the N-word now.


Wow, you know. You are right. Wow, the power that this all unlocks!

masticatingman posted...
Isnt Japans gene pool isolated af?


Yeah.
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Sayoria
02/19/18 5:51:51 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy
02/19/18 5:52:39 PM
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frozenshock posted...
It could've been worse. You could have been half khajiit and half argonian.


lol
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eggcorn
02/19/18 5:53:43 PM
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I am
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ThyCorndog
02/19/18 5:53:48 PM
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which test did you use?
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Anony1125
02/19/18 5:54:25 PM
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That's okay, I still think you're great.
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Zodd3224
02/19/18 5:55:45 PM
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Sayoria, African Queen
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Capn Circus
02/19/18 5:56:47 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
Sayoria, African Queen


Yes! You can be an African Queen now. And have a lot of those African kitty cats around you. And wear stuff on your head and ****.
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kuwab0
02/19/18 5:57:27 PM
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darkjedilink
02/19/18 5:58:02 PM
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You literally aren't a woman, either.
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Kaname_Madoka
02/19/18 5:58:47 PM
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Sayoria posted...
I guess I kinda feel 1% cooler... but I'll never be able to be a samurai.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yasuke

Read it and weep.
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Kaname_Madoka
02/19/18 5:58:56 PM
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darkjedilink posted...
You literally aren't a woman, either.

Shut the fuck up.
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Sayoria
02/19/18 6:14:47 PM
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ThyCorndog posted...
which test did you use?


Genes For Good on Facebook. You send in a spit sample to a Michigan school and they analyze it.

Anony1125 posted...
That's okay, I still think you're great.


Thank you. ;____;

Zodd3224 posted...
Sayoria, African Queen

Capn Circus posted...


Yes! You can be an African Queen now. And have a lot of those African kitty cats around you. And wear stuff on your head and ****.


I think I am starting to feel my cultural roots within me...

Kaname_Madoka posted...
Sayoria posted...
I guess I kinda feel 1% cooler... but I'll never be able to be a samurai.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yasuke

Read it and weep.


Omg! I still could be!!!

CrimsonRage posted...
lol did you seriously get 1% sub-saharan african in your results?


I could show the genotype, but I dunno if that would be a good idea or bad idea. Not sure what the info says besides my history, but I don't want it giving out anything beyond that.
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JustMonika
02/19/18 6:15:55 PM
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I still love you.
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gravy
02/19/18 6:16:48 PM
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You know those DNA places sell your info for cloning purposes, right?
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Sayoria
02/19/18 6:17:49 PM
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JustMonika posted...
I still love you.

How do you say that you love someone back in sub-saharan African?

gravy posted...
You know those DNA places sell your info for cloning purposes, right?


Good. This world needs more Sayoria.
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Zack_Attackv1
02/19/18 6:19:31 PM
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Oh yeah. I wanna take one of those.
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Sayoria
02/19/18 6:19:53 PM
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See, I have a LOT of "Central/South Asia" as well as "West Asia/North Africa", so I wonder why my charts say 1% of Sub-Saharan, but don't recognize the rest of that. Hmm.

https://imgur.com/a/GXmDM
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JustMonika
02/19/18 6:19:56 PM
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gravy posted...
You know those DNA places sell your info for cloning purposes, right?

So you're saying I could purchase my own Sayoria somewhere?

Sayoria posted...
How do you say that you love someone back in sub-saharan African?

Ngiyakuthanda
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Popcorn_Fairy
02/19/18 6:21:17 PM
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I was gonna mention Yasuke, but I was beaten to it.
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Sayoria
02/19/18 6:21:59 PM
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JustMonika posted...

Ngiyakuthanda
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gravy
02/19/18 6:23:19 PM
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JustMonika posted...
So you're saying I could purchase my own Sayoria somewhere?

Yeah. How else do you think we've had such crazy advancements in AI and sex dolls in recent years? Pretty soon there will be Sayoria dolls on every shelf!!
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ThyCorndog
02/19/18 6:23:59 PM
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Sayoria posted...
Genes For Good on Facebook. You send in a spit sample to a Michigan school and they analyze it.

did they break it down to anything more specific than european and sub-saharan african?
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JustMonika
02/19/18 6:24:18 PM
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gravy posted...
Pretty soon there will be Sayoria dolls on every shelf!!


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NibeIungsnarf
02/19/18 6:25:13 PM
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Being of Japanese descend sounds kind of awful
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SciFi
02/19/18 6:25:23 PM
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Just MSPaint the hell out of that chart
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Zodd3224
02/19/18 6:25:29 PM
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You are officially allowed to see Black Panther this week
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Sayoria
02/19/18 6:33:23 PM
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ThyCorndog posted...
Sayoria posted...
Genes For Good on Facebook. You send in a spit sample to a Michigan school and they analyze it.

did they break it down to anything more specific than european and sub-saharan african?


This is the most specific chart they gave me in terms of that.
NLQ9VCI

JustMonika posted...
gravy posted...
Pretty soon there will be Sayoria dolls on every shelf!!



If I bought one, would it be incest or something like that?

NibeIungsnarf posted...
Being of Japanese descend sounds kind of awful


But I wanna be anime!

SciFi posted...
Just MSPaint the hell out of that chart


Well, I do have the skills! I can be completely Japanese if I want! O:

Zodd3224 posted...
You are officially allowed to see Black Panther this week


I....I'M IN?! O:
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shanefu22
02/19/18 6:35:40 PM
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I have the same breakdown. Where is you Sub-Saharan African from, ancestry wise?
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Kaname_Madoka
02/19/18 6:37:00 PM
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Yasuke is boss.
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Sayoria
02/19/18 6:42:46 PM
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shanefu22 posted...
I have the same breakdown. Where is you Sub-Saharan African from, ancestry wise?


Honestly, I don't know. I'd assume it would be somewhere on my mother's side. I just know I have Scot, French, and Italian blood in me. I knew I had a little Native American in me from the North East area of the US, but cannot remember the tribe.
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shanefu22
02/19/18 7:01:32 PM
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Sayoria posted...
shanefu22 posted...
I have the same breakdown. Where is you Sub-Saharan African from, ancestry wise?


Honestly, I don't know. I'd assume it would be somewhere on my mother's side. I just know I have Scot, French, and Italian blood in me. I knew I had a little Native American in me from the North East area of the US, but cannot remember the tribe.

Yeah same here, except no Italian or Native American. 23andme gives you a more detailed European breakdown.
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Sayoria
02/19/18 7:03:20 PM
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shanefu22 posted...
Sayoria posted...
shanefu22 posted...
I have the same breakdown. Where is you Sub-Saharan African from, ancestry wise?


Honestly, I don't know. I'd assume it would be somewhere on my mother's side. I just know I have Scot, French, and Italian blood in me. I knew I had a little Native American in me from the North East area of the US, but cannot remember the tribe.

Yeah same here, except no Italian or Native American. 23andme gives you a more detailed European breakdown.


I thought about using 23 and me, but I never heard it was that great. O.o
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Sayoria
02/19/18 8:33:08 PM
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Oh shit. o_o
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apolloooo
02/19/18 8:52:07 PM
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This is weeabo taken to a whole new level
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