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HashtagTartarus 02/18/18 3:52:13 AM #1:	I feel like most religions are just wishful thinking, which is fine, but they aren't quite wishful enough to quell my dissatisfaction with reality. I want to make a religion where anyone passing into the afterlife would be transformed in to their fursona if they had lived a virtuous enough life. I don't need credit as a founder or prophet or whatever, because it's not about that for me. I just want the furry religion to exist so that I can go to furry church and feel like my whole life is building up to something. --- https://puu.sh/tsvPi/2281d37d96.png https://puu.sh/vbW49/579c34013a.png <cite>HashtagTartarus posted [p:896299054] in I want to ... [t:76331620]...</cite> <quote>I feel like most religions are just wishful thinking, which is fine, but they aren't quite wishful enough to quell my dissatisfaction with reality. I want to make a religion where anyone passing into the afterlife would be transformed in to their fursona if they had lived a virtuous enough life. I don't need credit as a founder or prophet or whatever, because it's not about that for me. I just want the furry religion to exist so that I can go to furry church and feel like my whole life is building up to something.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 02/18/18 3:53:14 AM #2:	lmao, is it really called a "fursona?" That's hilarious and clever --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:896299079] in I want to ... [t:76331620]...</cite> <quote>lmao, is it really called a "fursona?" That's hilarious and clever</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinksLiege 02/18/18 3:54:18 AM #3:	There's a Russian cult which worships Gadget Hackwrench already, I believe. --- This is LinksLiege's signature. It is fantastic. <cite>LinksLiege posted [p:896299099] in I want to ... [t:76331620]...</cite> <quote>There's a Russian cult which worships Gadget Hackwrench already, I believe.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81 02/18/18 3:54:23 AM #4:	--- https://i.imgtc.com/C6jP02v.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/UAGNJFv.gif https://i.imgtc.com/cBTnWgf.png https://i.imgtc.com/wdjM3F8.png <cite>FL81 posted [p:896299103] in I want to ... [t:76331620]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DesuDeku 02/18/18 3:54:28 AM #5:	--- Believe in yourself! https://i.imgur.com/UB9dwaa.png <cite>DesuDeku posted [p:896299105] in I want to ... [t:76331620]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lorenzo_2003 02/18/18 4:01:26 AM #6:	Yeah, go start your religion and make it legal. Seriously, I dont think the requirements are too strict. Itll be good for tax purposes and you can probably get more women that way, though Im not sure what furry women are like. --- ... <cite>Lorenzo_2003 posted [p:896299268] in I want to ... [t:76331620]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, go start your religion and make it legal. Seriously, I dont think the requirements are too strict. Itll be good for tax purposes and you can probably get more women that way, though Im not sure what furry women are like.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 02/18/18 4:02:56 AM #7:	What happens to those of us with no fursona? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif <cite>Turbam posted [p:896299301] in I want to ... [t:76331620]...</cite> <quote>What happens to those of us with no fursona?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 02/18/18 4:04:30 AM #8:	Lorenzo_2003 posted... Yeah, go start your religion and make it legal. Seriously, I dont think the requirements are too strict. Itll be good for tax purposes and you can probably get more women that way, though Im not sure what furry women are like. I'm gonna guess not shaved. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:896299350] in I want to ... [t:76331620]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lorenzo_2003 posted...</cite> <quote>Yeah, go start your religion and make it legal. Seriously, I dont think the requirements are too strict. Itll be good for tax purposes and you can probably get more women that way, though Im not sure what furry women are like.</quote> I'm gonna guess not shaved.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lorenzo_2003 02/18/18 4:06:28 AM #9:	MabusIncarnate posted... Lorenzo_2003 posted... Yeah, go start your religion and make it legal. Seriously, I dont think the requirements are too strict. Itll be good for tax purposes and you can probably get more women that way, though Im not sure what furry women are like. I'm gonna guess not shaved. And sweaty, right? --- ... <cite>Lorenzo_2003 posted [p:896299395] in I want to ... [t:76331620]...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Lorenzo_2003 posted...</cite> <quote>Yeah, go start your religion and make it legal. Seriously, I dont think the requirements are too strict. Itll be good for tax purposes and you can probably get more women that way, though Im not sure what furry women are like.</quote> I'm gonna guess not shaved.</quote> And sweaty, right?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HashtagTartarus 02/18/18 4:09:39 AM #10:	Lorenzo_2003 posted... Yeah, go start your religion and make it legal. Seriously, I dont think the requirements are too strict. Itll be good for tax purposes and you can probably get more women that way, though Im not sure what furry women are like. Me neither, but I can always fall back on furry men. I forgot to mention that everyone in Furry Heaven is bisexual. Turbam posted... What happens to those of us with no fursona? You will not be transformed in to a fursona upon arriving at Furry Heaven, but you will eventually earn a transformation if you both develop a fursona and act virtuously. Lorenzo_2003 posted... MabusIncarnate posted... Lorenzo_2003 posted... Yeah, go start your religion and make it legal. Seriously, I dont think the requirements are too strict. Itll be good for tax purposes and you can probably get more women that way, though Im not sure what furry women are like. I'm gonna guess not shaved. And sweaty, right? In Furry Heaven, everyone has the ability to disable their nose. --- https://puu.sh/tsvPi/2281d37d96.png https://puu.sh/vbW49/579c34013a.png <cite>HashtagTartarus posted [p:896299456] in I want to ... [t:76331620]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lorenzo_2003 posted...</cite> <quote>Yeah, go start your religion and make it legal. Seriously, I dont think the requirements are too strict. Itll be good for tax purposes and you can probably get more women that way, though Im not sure what furry women are like.</quote> Me neither, but I can always fall back on furry men. I forgot to mention that everyone in Furry Heaven is bisexual. <cite>Turbam posted...</cite> <quote>What happens to those of us with no fursona?</quote> You will not be transformed in to a fursona upon arriving at Furry Heaven, but you will eventually earn a transformation if you both develop a fursona and act virtuously. <cite>Lorenzo_2003 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Lorenzo_2003 posted...</cite> <quote>Yeah, go start your religion and make it legal. Seriously, I dont think the requirements are too strict. Itll be good for tax purposes and you can probably get more women that way, though Im not sure what furry women are like.</quote> I'm gonna guess not shaved.</quote> And sweaty, right?</quote> In Furry Heaven, everyone has the ability to disable their nose.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MoistenedYouth 02/18/18 4:27:11 AM #11:	what do u call a religion that only women can enter --- a fan of scotty fan who fancy scotty fanfic <cite>MoistenedYouth posted [p:896299837] in I want to ... [t:76331620]...</cite> <quote>what do u call a religion that only women can enter</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HashtagTartarus 02/18/18 4:32:11 AM #12:	MoistenedYouth posted... what do u call a religion that only women can enter I don't know. What? --- https://puu.sh/tsvPi/2281d37d96.png https://puu.sh/vbW49/579c34013a.png <cite>HashtagTartarus posted [p:896299925] in I want to ... [t:76331620]...</cite> <quote><cite>MoistenedYouth posted...</cite> <quote>what do u call a religion that only women can enter</quote> I don't know. What?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HashtagTartarus 02/18/18 7:18:58 PM #13:	Bark --- https://puu.sh/tsvPi/2281d37d96.png https://puu.sh/vbW49/579c34013a.png <cite>HashtagTartarus posted [p:896333758] in I want to ... [t:76331620]...</cite> <quote>Bark</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 02/18/18 7:27:17 PM #14:	Greek mythology beat you to it. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:896334163] in I want to ... [t:76331620]...</cite> <quote>Greek mythology beat you to it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HashtagTartarus 02/19/18 9:00:40 PM #15:	Mistere Man posted... Greek mythology beat you to it. That's only fair; sometimes I beat it to Greek mythology. --- https://puu.sh/tsvPi/2281d37d96.png https://puu.sh/vbW49/579c34013a.png <cite>HashtagTartarus posted [p:896400748] in I want to ... [t:76331620]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mistere Man posted...</cite> <quote>Greek mythology beat you to it.</quote> That's only fair; sometimes I beat it to Greek mythology.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 02/19/18 11:03:25 PM #16:	HashtagTartarus posted... Mistere Man posted... Greek mythology beat you to it. That's only fair; sometimes I beat it to Greek mythology. I have to admit that I laughed. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:896408064] in I want to ... [t:76331620]...</cite> <quote><cite>HashtagTartarus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mistere Man posted...</cite> <quote>Greek mythology beat you to it.</quote> That's only fair; sometimes I beat it to Greek mythology.</quote> I have to admit that I laughed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
K181 02/19/18 11:04:28 PM #17:	Hairy Krishna --- The poster formerly known as Kakarot181: July 2, 2002 - March 14, 2012. Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. <cite>K181 posted [p:896408130] in I want to ... [t:76331620]...</cite> <quote>Hairy Krishna</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlueScum 02/19/18 11:05:04 PM #18:	Fuzzlam. --- "colege is a wall mart for your mind" - Ken M <cite>BlueScum posted [p:896408165] in I want to ... [t:76331620]...</cite> <quote>Fuzzlam.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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