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KG536
02/18/18 1:05:54 AM
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The last thing she bought me was a Stephen King book Salems Lot. She never buys me gifts. I want a PS4 because Ive been a very good boy for the past 29 years. I love the aimless NEET lifestyle.
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inloveanddeath0
02/18/18 1:06:55 AM
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KG536
02/18/18 1:10:22 AM
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She doesnt even want me to learn how to drive.
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Byron808
02/18/18 1:18:09 AM
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tell ur mom to buy the damn PS4 or else...
...you go to the police about being molested by her.

this literally happened in a South Park episode.
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Itachi157
02/18/18 1:22:17 AM
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How many good boy points do you have saved up?
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