Poll of the Day > i get so angry when i sit on the toilet and my wiener touches the water, ok?

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ZiggiStardust 02/16/18 4:06:33 PM #1:	especially the toilets at my work, the one at home is fine, ok? it's been kind of cold recently, so the shock of cold touching me out of nowhere, plus god knows what fucking bacteria is getting on my wangus. i hate it, ok? --- http://www.twitch.tv/agenttrav <cite>ZiggiStardust posted [p:896212524] in i get so a... [t:76326316]...</cite> <quote>especially the toilets at my work, the one at home is fine, ok? it's been kind of cold recently, so the shock of cold touching me out of nowhere, plus god knows what fucking bacteria is getting on my wangus. i hate it, ok?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SushiSquid 02/16/18 4:11:34 PM #2:	It is pretty disgusting. Only seems to happen on certain toilets. <cite>SushiSquid posted [p:896212826] in i get so a... [t:76326316]...</cite> <quote>It is pretty disgusting. Only seems to happen on certain toilets.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dynalo 02/16/18 4:42:32 PM #3:	I've never seen a toilet where that would even be possible. Like, most toilets here you would need like an 8 inch flaccid dick to reach the water --- Assassins do it from behind. <cite>Dynalo posted [p:896214578] in i get so a... [t:76326316]...</cite> <quote>I've never seen a toilet where that would even be possible. Like, most toilets here you would need like an 8 inch flaccid dick to reach the water</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 02/16/18 4:43:02 PM #4:	#bigdicklife --- AT&T U-Verse internet is TRASH. <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:896214617] in i get so a... [t:76326316]...</cite> <quote>#bigdicklife</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GAMERJET 02/16/18 4:46:03 PM #5:	A real man goes out into the woods to do his business <cite>GAMERJET posted [p:896214779] in i get so a... [t:76326316]...</cite> <quote>A real man goes out into the woods to do his business</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
helIy 02/16/18 4:46:30 PM #6:	or poseidons kiss drop that turd and the water splashes on your bhole --- i wish you were here. <cite>helIy posted [p:896214804] in i get so a... [t:76326316]...</cite> <quote>or poseidons kiss drop that turd and the water splashes on your bhole</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZiggiStardust 02/16/18 4:52:44 PM #7:	Dynalo posted... ...flaccid dick... how else would it be? why would i go to take a shit while hard? helIy posted... drop that turd and the water splashes on your bhole i just got uncomfortable chills just reading that, ok? --- http://www.twitch.tv/agenttrav <cite>ZiggiStardust posted [p:896215139] in i get so a... [t:76326316]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dynalo posted...</cite> <quote>...flaccid dick...</quote> how else would it be? why would i go to take a shit while hard? <cite>helIy posted...</cite> <quote>drop that turd and the water splashes on your bhole</quote> i just got uncomfortable chills just reading that, ok?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Golden Road 02/16/18 4:59:43 PM #8:	#humblebrag --- Who's your favorite character from "Bend It Like Beckham"? And you can't say Beckham. <cite>Golden Road posted [p:896215533] in i get so a... [t:76326316]...</cite> <quote>#humblebrag</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GAMERJET 02/16/18 5:01:12 PM #9:	ZiggiStardust posted... how else would it be? why would i go to take a shit while hard? A bad bout of diarrhea. <cite>GAMERJET posted [p:896215600] in i get so a... [t:76326316]...</cite> <quote><cite>ZiggiStardust posted...</cite> <quote> how else would it be? why would i go to take a shit while hard? </quote> A bad bout of diarrhea.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 02/16/18 5:58:19 PM #10:	Dynalo posted... I've never seen a toilet where that would even be possible. Same man. Must be some really small bogs about. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - http://i.imgur.com/kDysIcd.gif <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:896218674] in i get so a... [t:76326316]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dynalo posted...</cite> <quote>I've never seen a toilet where that would even be possible.</quote> Same man. Must be some really small bogs about.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Andromicus 02/16/18 6:03:45 PM #11:	I hate when the water level is too high and my prolapsed intestine touches the water, gross. <cite>Andromicus posted [p:896218981] in i get so a... [t:76326316]...</cite> <quote>I hate when the water level is too high and my prolapsed intestine touches the water, gross.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
doublebudda 02/16/18 6:25:14 PM #12:	It's possible for your dick to touch the water. Like, if you just finished **ing off and you ed all over your keyboard, so you go to the toilet to and your dick is still kind of hard, but its slowly starting to get flacid. But it's still long and semi flacid and starting to droop down, and it droops down into the toilet water !!!!!! <cite>doublebudda posted [p:896220104] in i get so a... [t:76326316]...</cite> <quote>It's possible for your dick to touch the water. Like, if you just finished ing off and you ed all over your keyboard, so you go to the toilet to ** and your dick is still kind of hard, but its slowly starting to get flacid. But it's still long and semi flacid and starting to droop down, and it droops down into the toilet water !!!!!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Melon_Master 02/16/18 8:57:18 PM #13:	I hate when this happens in restrooms .. It's why I usually crouch and hover over strange toilets. helIy posted... or poseidons kiss drop that turd and the water splashes on your bhole Huh, I had no idea this had a name lol.. --- http://i.imgur.com/linui.png http://i.imgur.com/FiYI1.jpg PotDs UnOfficial President and Official Sheldon Cooper <cite>Melon_Master posted [p:896227889] in i get so a... [t:76326316]...</cite> <quote>I hate when this happens in restrooms .. It's why I usually crouch and hover over strange toilets. <cite>helIy posted...</cite> <quote>or poseidons kiss drop that turd and the water splashes on your bhole</quote> Huh, I had no idea this had a name lol..</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
I_Abibde 02/16/18 9:03:21 PM #14:	He got Stardust on his Ziggi. --- -- I Abibde / Samuraiter Laughing at Game FAQs since 2002. <cite>I_Abibde posted [p:896228169] in i get so a... [t:76326316]...</cite> <quote>He got Stardust on his Ziggi.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 02/16/18 9:05:34 PM #15:	Melon_Master posted... I hate when this happens in restrooms .. It's why I usually crouch and hover over strange toilets. helIy posted... or poseidons kiss drop that turd and the water splashes on your bhole Huh, I had no idea this had a name lol.. Everything has a name these days... --- Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:896228275] in i get so a... [t:76326316]...</cite> <quote><cite>Melon_Master posted...</cite> <quote>I hate when this happens in restrooms .. It's why I usually crouch and hover over strange toilets. <cite>helIy posted...</cite> <quote>or poseidons kiss drop that turd and the water splashes on your bhole</quote> Huh, I had no idea this had a name lol..</quote> Everything has a name these days...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MagicOracle 02/16/18 9:17:48 PM #16:	doublebudda posted... It's possible for your dick to touch the water. Like, if you just finished **ing off and you ed all over your keyboard, so you go to the toilet to and your dick is still kind of hard, but its slowly starting to get flacid. But it's still long and semi flacid and starting to droop down, and it droops down into the toilet water !!!!!! This post was perfect. The bombast, censored expletives and slew of exclamation points at the end. XD --- Not a funny joke Dimentio. If I wanted to laugh your face is inspiration enough. - Mr. L <cite>MagicOracle posted [p:896228855] in i get so a... [t:76326316]...</cite> <quote><cite>doublebudda posted...</cite> <quote>It's possible for your dick to touch the water. Like, if you just finished ing off and you ed all over your keyboard, so you go to the toilet to ** and your dick is still kind of hard, but its slowly starting to get flacid. But it's still long and semi flacid and starting to droop down, and it droops down into the toilet water !!!!!!</quote> This post was perfect. The bombast, censored expletives and slew of exclamation points at the end. XD</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
helIy 02/16/18 9:19:22 PM #17:	--- i wish you were here. <cite>helIy posted [p:896228927] in i get so a... [t:76326316]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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