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smoke_break
02/14/18 6:44:21 PM
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That shit break apart too easily. I need something strong for my booty, something durable, like Charmin Strong.
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Villain
02/14/18 6:44:56 PM
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I use 1 ply for this very reason.
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smoke_break
02/14/18 6:48:30 PM
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Villain
02/14/18 6:49:38 PM
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Scott
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DirkDiggles
02/14/18 6:52:08 PM
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smoke_break posted...
That shit break apart too easily. I need something strong for my booty, something durable, like Charmin Strong.


God Damn son, it's not sandpaper. You don't have to put so much elbow grease into it.

lol
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JlM
02/14/18 6:52:09 PM
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Villain posted...
Scott


What's it like? Having a sore, shredded butthole, that is.

Charmin or get the fuck out.
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Villain
02/14/18 6:59:59 PM
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Do you grind your butthole with toilet paper or something?

Also it's definitely different from the 1 ply you find in public restrooms. That stuff is awful.
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SSJGrimReaper
02/14/18 7:03:26 PM
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TC's ass is a sarlacc pit
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HydroCannabinol
02/14/18 7:05:05 PM
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My wife HATES charmin extra soft but i love it

Im not a women, so maybe one can vouch for her, but she says the super soft basically dissolves in her vagina when she wipes. *shudders*
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Squall28
02/14/18 7:07:24 PM
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Fold that shit
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smoke_break
02/14/18 8:01:10 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
God Damn son, it's not sandpaper. You don't have to put so much elbow grease into it.

Oh but I do. *shifty eyes emoji*
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kingdrake2
02/14/18 8:16:01 PM
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JlM posted...
Villain posted...
Scott


What's it like? Having a sore, shredded butthole, that is.

Charmin or get the fuck out.

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voldothegr8
02/14/18 8:24:36 PM
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I use the Kroger brand because it's the least linty I've ever used.
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Irony
02/14/18 8:37:30 PM
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Villain posted...
I use 1 ply for this very reason.

Because you wanna tear through it and slide your finger in your ass?
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smoke_break
02/14/18 9:42:43 PM
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Just bought a pack of Charmin Strong. I'm prepared for the worst. Are you?
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Villain
02/14/18 10:58:42 PM
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Irony posted...
Villain posted...
I use 1 ply for this very reason.

Because you wanna tear through it and slide your finger in your ass?


You don't crumple a wad or layer it?
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Irony
02/15/18 1:04:23 AM
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Villain posted...
Irony posted...
Villain posted...
I use 1 ply for this very reason.

Because you wanna tear through it and slide your finger in your ass?


You don't crumple a wad or layer it?

What kind of fucking animal wads it and you'd have to layer half of the roll to not tear 1 ply.
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Tyranthraxus
02/15/18 1:09:28 AM
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Irony
02/15/18 1:12:18 AM
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That's a good way to fuck up your septic tank
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Tyranthraxus
02/15/18 1:13:28 AM
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Irony posted...
That's a good way to fuck up your septic tank

I have a sewer
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pres_madagascar
02/15/18 1:17:08 AM
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Irony
02/15/18 1:30:40 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Irony posted...
That's a good way to fuck up your septic tank

I have a sewer

Ah you're from Detroit
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Lost_All_Senses
02/15/18 1:30:44 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Charmin is most expensive. Fuck that


It also doesn't breakdown as good in pipes so it has a higher clogging chance. Most people probably won't have a problem if they're responsible tho
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Tyranthraxus
02/15/18 1:32:15 AM
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Irony posted...
Tyranthraxus posted...
Irony posted...
That's a good way to fuck up your septic tank

I have a sewer

Ah you're from Detroit

Nah I'm from Atlanta which is like Detroit but with more praising jeezus
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TheGrindery
02/15/18 1:37:04 AM
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Also the baby on the package watching you shit.

There's a reason nobody hangs pictures in the bathroom.
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kingdrake2
02/15/18 7:34:22 AM
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TheGrindery posted...
Also the baby on the package watching you shit.

There's a reason nobody hangs pictures in the bathroom.


i hate when they stare at me :(.
all because i get paranoid damn me mental condition.
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EternalDivide
02/15/18 7:59:19 AM
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I go with the Kirkland Costco brand or the Target brand. They're both great middle of the road quality.
I hate the super fancy fabricy soft stuff. I feels like I'm using a shirt or cotton balls and it doesn't feel right.

This will be tmi but I have it down to a science now. I'm on a budget okay.
2 squares per wipe for normal, 3 per wipe if it was pretty bad, 4 or more per wipe if it was just post spicy food disaster levels.
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MrResetti
02/15/18 8:00:52 AM
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Cottonelle is my favorite.

I'll leave.
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SquantoZ
02/15/18 8:08:26 AM
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Kavatar
02/15/18 8:14:28 AM
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I use Charmin ultra strong. I have literally been complimented on my choice of toilet paper by someone over at my house. Are you gonna get that with Angel Soft or Scott? I don't think so.
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voldothegr8
02/15/18 8:22:29 AM
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Kavatar posted...
I use Charmin ultra strong. I have literally been complimented on my choice of toilet paper by someone over at my house. Are you gonna get that with Angel Soft or Scott? I don't think so.

Maybe maybe not, but you are going to get a bunch of lint dingleberries reeking up your nether regions.
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El Mexicano Texano
02/15/18 8:25:56 AM
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Villain posted...
Scott


The one at Sam's is godly it looks really crappy because it comes with a paper covering all rolls but it's soft and strong.

Charmin leaves those cotton hairs behind this is a easy way to spot if you live with your family or are married, majority of women don't like it since it shreds because it's too soft.
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TheGrindery
02/15/18 10:09:12 AM
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kingdrake2 posted...
TheGrindery posted...
Also the baby on the package watching you shit.

There's a reason nobody hangs pictures in the bathroom.


i hate when they stare at me :(.
all because i get paranoid damn me mental condition.

At least with Charmin it's a bear.

"What the fuck are you lookin' at? You shit in the woods!"
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kingdrake2
02/15/18 3:16:10 PM
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i have to have anything with a face turned away, especially that man on the oatmeal box.
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Tyranthraxus
02/15/18 3:27:36 PM
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TheGrindery
02/15/18 3:28:55 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
i have to have anything with a face turned away, especially that man on the oatmeal box.

So you keep oatmeal in the bathroom?
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