Current Events > Bruh. It's so hard to have sex with your s/o after getting a puppy.

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Definitely didn't expect our sex live to change this much after getting a puppy. We haven't had sex once since we adopted her. And probably a little bit before her adoption date.

She sleeps with us, and has super bad separation anxiety.

If we lock her out of the bedroom to fuck, one of two things will happen.
1. She's going to howl, cry, and scratch our bedroom door the whole time. (Killing the mood)
2. She goes to destroy pretty much everything she can, eat anything she can, and shit/piss her brains out.

Obviously we don't want to lock her in the bedroom with us either. She'll try to participate ffs

Need a dang puppysitter to get some booty smh.
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time to get a cat
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tote_all posted...

You are spoiling that pup.

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We have 3 cats and 2 pooches. 0/5 like to be locked out. Shit sucks.
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We haven't tried yet lol
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Get her a crate. She'll be fine for an hour.
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We have one that we put her in during the day, while we are at work. She hates it.

As soon as we pull in the driveway, you can hear her crying to be let out. Even after you let her out, she cries for another 5 minutes. And like I said I'm OP, it's kinda hard to stay in the mood when she's screeching.

That may be our best bet though, unfortunately. At least then she won't destroy the house during.

I would feel guilty about locking her back up if she's already been in there all day, though
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It's ok to be selfish once in awhile bro. You end up jaded when you're not.
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Stop letting it sleep with you. If she's too young to go on a long walk then try to exercise her in other ways to tire her out.
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True. We have to take care of ourselves too.
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