Current Events > I am the product of millions of years of procreation
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hortanz 02/11/18 2:32:42 PM #1: |
Every one of my ancestors from single-celled organisms to my human predecessors reproduced sexually or asexually except for me. Evey moment of time since life arose from the primordial soup has led up to me. I am the end-product, the culmination of millions of years of evolution and thousands upon thousands of generations procreating.
And yet this millions-of-years long chain of events ends with me, because I am a 30 year old virgin. My name is @Renault, and this is my story. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Reis 02/11/18 2:33:11 PM #2: |
Your name isn't Renault tho
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Two_Dee 02/11/18 2:33:27 PM #3: |
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hortanz 02/11/18 2:52:31 PM #4: |
Reis posted...
Your name isn't Renault tho you aren't my mom you don't know that --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Reis 02/11/18 2:54:20 PM #5: |
Yes I am, go do the dishes
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Kaname_Madoka 02/11/18 2:54:58 PM #6: |
anime was a mistake v6
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Renault 02/11/18 3:10:09 PM #7: |
marked
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Two_Dee 02/11/18 7:40:12 PM #8: |
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pikachupwnage 02/11/18 7:41:52 PM #9: |
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hortanz 02/11/18 7:53:47 PM #10: |
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Kaname_Madoka 02/11/18 9:18:35 PM #11: |
hortanz posted...
Renault posted...I've been marked unfit to reproduce LOL --- Drawn for me: Volkswagen_Bros, ShinobiNinjaX, Popcorn_Fairy + Nayr626. https://imgur.com/gallery/B4o8m League Summoner Name: DontIoseYourWay (the I is an i) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MoistenedYouth 02/11/18 9:20:30 PM #12: |
hortanz posted...
Every one of my ancestors from single-celled organisms to my human predecessors reproduced sexually or asexually except for me. Evey moment of time since life arose from the primordial soup has led up to me. I am the end-product, the culmination of millions of years of evolution and thousands upon thousands of generations procreating. meruem --- a fan of scotty fan who fancy scotty fanfic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hortanz 02/11/18 9:32:02 PM #13: |
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hortanz 02/12/18 6:46:46 PM #14: |
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Zack_Attackv1 02/12/18 6:47:27 PM #15: |
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GAMERCAMRY 02/12/18 6:48:43 PM #16: |
millions of years of evolution and i'm shitposting on ce
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weapon_d00d816 02/12/18 7:00:26 PM #17: |
Your ancestry was a tree, not a line. You're just a branch that fell off.
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Laserion 02/12/18 7:03:36 PM #18: |
Don't worry. Others in the same level as you in the chain will reproduce. Or at least mate without reproducing, if that is their choice.
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MacadamianNut3 02/12/18 7:06:51 PM #19: |
hortanz posted...
Also applicable to @MacadamianNut3 Got 7 years to go, Brosephine Baker --- Roll Tide & Go Irish ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hortanz 02/12/18 8:21:44 PM #20: |
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UnfairRepresent 02/15/18 4:25:01 AM #21: |
Reis posted...
Your name isn't Renault tho --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hortanz 02/15/18 7:46:32 AM #22: |
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