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Cotton_Eye_Joe 02/08/18 11:12:05 PM #1:	Is she hot? How do I not fuck this up? <cite>Cotton_Eye_Joe posted [p:895740340] in Finally go... [t:76299519]...</cite> <quote> Is she hot? How do I not fuck this up?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guten_Tag 02/08/18 11:13:15 PM #2:	Let Fam @KiwiTerraRizing do the talking. Hes got the most game on gfaqs.gspot.com --- 2/18/18 at 11 pm EST!!!!!!! <cite>Guten_Tag posted [p:895740393] in Finally go... [t:76299519]...</cite> <quote>Let Fam @KiwiTerraRizing do the talking. Hes got the most game on gfaqs.gspot.com</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hairy-man 02/08/18 11:14:11 PM #3:	You say, I really wanna lick your phone --- Your friendly, neighborhood Hairyman Not changing sig until REmake2 is released! Hah <cite>Hairy-man posted [p:895740440] in Finally go... [t:76299519]...</cite> <quote>You say, I really wanna lick your phone</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cotton_Eye_Joe 02/09/18 1:29:27 AM #4:	Hairy-man posted... You say, I really wanna lick your phone OK <cite>Cotton_Eye_Joe posted [p:895746370] in Finally go... [t:76299519]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hairy-man posted...</cite> <quote>You say, I really wanna lick your phone</quote> OK</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
soulunison2 02/09/18 1:30:59 AM #5:	Inb4 its a bot <cite>soulunison2 posted [p:895746420] in Finally go... [t:76299519]...</cite> <quote>Inb4 its a bot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Siaperaz 02/09/18 1:34:08 AM #6:	She must be really desperate. --- GO KNICKS!!! <cite>Siaperaz posted [p:895746528] in Finally go... [t:76299519]...</cite> <quote>She must be really desperate.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 02/09/18 1:34:59 AM #7:	Cotton_Eye_Joe posted... How do I not fuck this up? Dating's "Do's & Don't's" DO Wear pants. Say "I'm pleased to meet you." Offer to pick up the tab/check. If she offers instead to pay, counter with "Let's split it." Ask for a second date. DON'T "Accidently" leave your fly open. Propose marriage. Murder her. Accept her offer to go back to her motel, your kidneys will thank you. With these simple guidelines, you too can ensure at least a cordial First Date! If she doesn't slap you with a restraining order, report back for more helpful advice concerning the second date. --- Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:895746558] in Finally go... [t:76299519]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...</cite> <quote>How do I not fuck this up?</quote> Dating's "Do's & Don't's" DO Wear pants. Say "I'm pleased to meet you." Offer to pick up the tab/check. If she offers instead to pay, counter with "Let's split it." Ask for a second date. DON'T "Accidently" leave your fly open. Propose marriage. Murder her. Accept her offer to go back to her motel, your kidneys will thank you. With these simple guidelines, you too can ensure at least a cordial First Date! If she doesn't slap you with a restraining order, report back for more helpful advice concerning the second date.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master Kazuya 02/09/18 1:38:04 AM #8:	To be honest, if you're the kinda guy that doesn't get matches often, she's probably not going to respond to you. I'm not saying that from a higher position either, I'm uggo too. I've gotten matches but like, barely any conversations at all ever. The best conversation I got, the girl didn't even wanna meet up. It's like, why even match if you dont wanna meet up --- itt my post is the best <cite>Master Kazuya posted [p:895746665] in Finally go... [t:76299519]...</cite> <quote>To be honest, if you're the kinda guy that doesn't get matches often, she's probably not going to respond to you. I'm not saying that from a higher position either, I'm uggo too. I've gotten matches but like, barely any conversations at all ever. The best conversation I got, the girl didn't even wanna meet up. It's like, why even match if you dont wanna meet up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 02/09/18 1:40:03 AM #9:	Ask her if she has a car. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:895746738] in Finally go... [t:76299519]...</cite> <quote>Ask her if she has a car.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cotton_Eye_Joe 02/09/18 3:18:51 AM #10:	I got her number! <cite>Cotton_Eye_Joe posted [p:895749664] in Finally go... [t:76299519]...</cite> <quote>I got her number! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0AbsoluteZero0 02/09/18 3:20:50 AM #11:	Congrats bro! Hope it goes well, keep us updated --- -The Admirable <cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted [p:895749713] in Finally go... [t:76299519]...</cite> <quote>Congrats bro! Hope it goes well, keep us updated</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lathissamus 02/09/18 3:31:52 AM #12:	Just have a normal conversation with her. When you feel like you're ready, ask her to a date. Always trust your gut feeling and don't be weird. --- http://i.imgur.com/olOXz6h.jpg https://i.imgur.com/kaFczn3.gif <cite>Lathissamus posted [p:895749988] in Finally go... [t:76299519]...</cite> <quote>Just have a normal conversation with her. When you feel like you're ready, ask her to a date. Always trust your gut feeling and don't be weird.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
showtimelakers 02/09/18 3:37:45 AM #13:	Diaperaz <cite>showtimelakers posted [p:895750127] in Finally go... [t:76299519]...</cite> <quote>Diaperaz</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kelystic 02/09/18 3:38:12 AM #14:	inb4 tadamoto kun --- http://i.imgur.com/xNf1K9h.jpg <cite>Kelystic posted [p:895750135] in Finally go... [t:76299519]...</cite> <quote>inb4 tadamoto kun</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 02/09/18 3:41:30 AM #15:	She look like she a bad bitch. dear moderators of gamefaqs.gamespot.com, the phrase "bad bitch" is in no way meant to be an insult, it generally refers to the fact that they look like someone that you wouldn't mess with. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif <cite>Turbam posted [p:895750203] in Finally go... [t:76299519]...</cite> <quote>She look like she a bad bitch. dear moderators of gamefaqs.gamespot.com, the phrase "bad bitch" is in no way meant to be an insult, it generally refers to the fact that they look like someone that you wouldn't mess with.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 02/09/18 7:28:24 AM #16:	You can Fuck her but youll have to work a little. If it was me Id cut bait as shes not gonna Fuck me right away. --- Jake Peralta: World's Grossest Pervert <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:895754973] in Finally go... [t:76299519]...</cite> <quote>You can Fuck her but youll have to work a little. If it was me Id cut bait as shes not gonna Fuck me right away.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 02/09/18 7:31:56 AM #17:	Expect her to look twice as fat as she does in that photo. --- https://i.imgur.com/2FgO73L.png <cite>Chicken posted [p:895755052] in Finally go... [t:76299519]...</cite> <quote>Expect her to look twice as fat as she does in that photo.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u 02/09/18 7:32:45 AM #18:	Cotton_Eye_Joe posted... What brings you to Tinder? No. No, no, no. No. Awful. Don't ever say this. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg <cite>deupd_u posted [p:895755065] in Finally go... [t:76299519]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...</cite> <quote>What brings you to Tinder?</quote> No. No, no, no. No. Awful. Don't ever say this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 02/09/18 7:35:20 AM #19:	Cotton_Eye_Joe posted... I got her number! She's responding to your personality really well. Just keep being yourself. There is no code to women. If she responds to you naturally it's the best case scenario --- There will always be exceptions. <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:895755119] in Finally go... [t:76299519]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...</cite> <quote>I got her number! </quote> She's responding to your personality really well. Just keep being yourself. There is no code to women. If she responds to you naturally it's the best case scenario</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DanHarenChamp 02/09/18 7:37:53 AM #20:	Tell her she's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. --- literally the jags <cite>DanHarenChamp posted [p:895755174] in Finally go... [t:76299519]...</cite> <quote>Tell her she's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 02/09/18 7:38:00 AM #21:	Also I just read the other posts. Please stop inquiring about her here as these guys are obviously trying to fuck this up for you. This place is pathetic and your intuition is way better than any of these dudes bad advice --- There will always be exceptions. <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:895755177] in Finally go... [t:76299519]...</cite> <quote>Also I just read the other posts. Please stop inquiring about her here as these guys are obviously trying to fuck this up for you. This place is pathetic and your intuition is way better than any of these dudes bad advice</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 02/09/18 7:39:10 AM #22:	Also, I just realized you need other people to tell you if a chick is hot so your intuition actually isn't that good >_> --- There will always be exceptions. <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:895755210] in Finally go... [t:76299519]...</cite> <quote>Also, I just realized you need other people to tell you if a chick is hot so your intuition actually isn't that good >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eat More Beef 02/09/18 7:48:40 AM #23:	My advice: you already got her number just being yourself. Keep it up. Don't use a gimmick or anything stupid. Best of luck. --- I wrote a horror short story collection. You can check it out, and other free short stories at http://www.aarondeck.com <cite>Eat More Beef posted [p:895755438] in Finally go... [t:76299519]...</cite> <quote>My advice: you already got her number just being yourself. Keep it up. Don't use a gimmick or anything stupid. Best of luck.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cotton_Eye_Joe 02/09/18 7:39:09 PM #24:	deupd_u posted... Cotton_Eye_Joe posted... What brings you to Tinder? No. No, no, no. No. Awful. Don't ever say this. Why not? <cite>Cotton_Eye_Joe posted [p:895791449] in Finally go... [t:76299519]...</cite> <quote><cite>deupd_u posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...</cite> <quote>What brings you to Tinder?</quote> No. No, no, no. No. Awful. Don't ever say this.</quote> Why not?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master Kazuya 02/10/18 1:59:33 AM #25:	Turbam posted... dear moderators of gamefaqs.gamespot.com, the phrase "bad bitch" is in no way meant to be an insult, it generally refers to the fact that they look like someone that you wouldn't mess with. This is the kind of humor I used at 12 years old --- itt my post is the best <cite>Master Kazuya posted [p:895808449] in Finally go... [t:76299519]...</cite> <quote><cite>Turbam posted...</cite> <quote> dear moderators of gamefaqs.gamespot.com, the phrase "bad bitch" is in no way meant to be an insult, it generally refers to the fact that they look like someone that you wouldn't mess with.</quote> This is the kind of humor I used at 12 years old</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrK3V 02/10/18 2:00:53 AM #26:	oh god this is tough to read --- Bangers https://open.spotify.com/user/1226504071/playlist/3X4SSY5tgxTTgdwlkmoH9F <cite>MrK3V posted [p:895808490] in Finally go... [t:76299519]...</cite> <quote>oh god this is tough to read</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kineth 02/10/18 2:09:07 AM #27:	If it hadn't been for you, you'd have been married awhile ago. --- If you're not looking for any honest discussion, agreement, meeting halfway or middle ground, don't bother arguing with me. Selfish narcissists need not apply. <cite>Kineth posted [p:895808718] in Finally go... [t:76299519]...</cite> <quote>If it hadn't been for you, you'd have been married awhile ago.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Delirious_Beard 02/10/18 2:12:10 AM #28:	negative game --- http://i.imgur.com/5UL2v5u.gif "Does our ruin benefit the earth? Does it help the grass to grow, the sun to shine? Is this darkness in you, too?" <cite>Delirious_Beard posted [p:895808791] in Finally go... [t:76299519]...</cite> <quote>negative game</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 02/10/18 4:40:29 AM #29:	Master Kazuya posted... Turbam posted... dear moderators of gamefaqs.gamespot.com, the phrase "bad bitch" is in no way meant to be an insult, it generally refers to the fact that they look like someone that you wouldn't mess with. This is the kind of humor I used at 12 years old And unless it's different on other coast that's not even how bad bitch is used. It's a positive here like "Damn, that's a bad bitch" or "Yo, that bitch is bad". --- There will always be exceptions. <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:895812225] in Finally go... [t:76299519]...</cite> <quote><cite>Master Kazuya posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Turbam posted...</cite> <quote> dear moderators of gamefaqs.gamespot.com, the phrase "bad bitch" is in no way meant to be an insult, it generally refers to the fact that they look like someone that you wouldn't mess with.</quote> This is the kind of humor I used at 12 years old</quote> And unless it's different on other coast that's not even how bad bitch is used. It's a positive here like "Damn, that's a bad bitch" or "Yo, that bitch is bad".</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cotton_Eye_Joe 02/11/18 7:01:58 PM #30:	She hasn't messaged me for like two days. Well, that was a bust. <cite>Cotton_Eye_Joe posted [p:895902926] in Finally go... [t:76299519]...</cite> <quote>She hasn't messaged me for like two days. Well, that was a bust.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lathissamus 02/13/18 3:24:48 AM #31:	Cotton_Eye_Joe posted... She hasn't messaged me for like two days. Well, that was a bust. Damn, that sucks. Oh well. On to the next one. --- http://i.imgur.com/olOXz6h.jpg https://i.imgur.com/kaFczn3.gif <cite>Lathissamus posted [p:895988416] in Finally go... [t:76299519]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...</cite> <quote>She hasn't messaged me for like two days. Well, that was a bust.</quote> Damn, that sucks. Oh well. On to the next one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LavarNeedsHelp 02/13/18 3:29:45 AM #32:	you friendzoned yourself, gotta show her you wanna tap that <cite>LavarNeedsHelp posted [p:895988525] in Finally go... [t:76299519]...</cite> <quote>you friendzoned yourself, gotta show her you wanna tap that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cotton_Eye_Joe 02/15/18 2:59:41 AM #33:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vf3ZE7CLg0 <cite>Cotton_Eye_Joe posted [p:896118011] in Finally go... [t:76299519]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vf3ZE7CLg0</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Finally got a match on Tinder after months of trying. (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > Finally got a match on Tinder after months of trying.