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YoshitoKikuchi
02/06/18 12:06:13 AM
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Wouldn't she have smelled horrible?
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boxington
02/06/18 12:06:47 AM
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maybe he likes the stank
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Dampproof
02/06/18 12:07:00 AM
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Maybe is into that.
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D-Lo_BrownTown
02/06/18 12:07:02 AM
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Krysten Ritter looks like she smells horrible.
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Funbazooka
02/06/18 12:08:16 AM
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Are you talking about poop
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YoshitoKikuchi
02/06/18 12:14:05 AM
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Funbazooka posted...
Are you talking about poop


Yes
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Freddie_Mercury
02/06/18 12:20:55 AM
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with his penis
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MuayThai85
02/06/18 12:22:12 AM
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She wasn't taking a shit. Women do use tissue to clean their pussies you bunch of virgins. Nor did they have anal, it was just lazy doggy...

I don't know why this shit needs to be explained...
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kuwab0
02/06/18 12:23:02 AM
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au_gold
02/06/18 12:23:37 AM
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Luke wanted to lick her clean himself.
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YoshitoKikuchi
02/06/18 4:06:22 PM
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kuwab0 posted...
Luke Cage after giving it a whiff
Sweet Christmas!


lol
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Tezlok
02/06/18 4:07:39 PM
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I don't know why they broke up. in the comic they are a famous couple and they are married with a daughter.
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YoshitoKikuchi
02/06/18 10:19:34 PM
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Tezlok posted...
I don't know why they broke up. in the comic they are a famous couple and they are married with a daughter.


He met Claire in the meantime.
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boxington
02/06/18 10:20:17 PM
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they could still get back together

that's what I'm expecting, at least.
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SSJ2GrimReaper
02/06/18 10:22:54 PM
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D-Lo_BrownTown posted...
Krysten Ritter looks like she smells horrible.

She's one of those people who are only hot at certain angles IMO
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Funbazooka
02/06/18 10:28:29 PM
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Maybe she poops clean.
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joestarrr
02/06/18 10:30:11 PM
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MuayThai85 posted...
She wasn't taking a shit. Women do use tissue to clean their pussies you bunch of virgins. Nor did they have anal, it was just lazy doggy...

I don't know why this shit needs to be explained...

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KingCrabCake
02/06/18 10:30:34 PM
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MuayThai85 posted...
She wasn't taking a shit. Women do use tissue to clean their pussies you bunch of virgins. Nor did they have anal, it was just lazy doggy...

I don't know why this shit needs to be explained...


Its could be anal...they did anal in the comics
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Guy_Fieri
02/06/18 10:30:52 PM
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She never changes her jeans throughout the whole season
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Funbazooka
02/06/18 10:31:40 PM
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That's gross!
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Sativa_Rose
02/06/18 10:31:45 PM
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KingCrabCake posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
She wasn't taking a shit. Women do use tissue to clean their pussies you bunch of virgins. Nor did they have anal, it was just lazy doggy...

I don't know why this shit needs to be explained...


Its could be anal...they did anal in the comics


lol what?
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MuayThai85
02/06/18 10:33:12 PM
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KingCrabCake posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
She wasn't taking a shit. Women do use tissue to clean their pussies you bunch of virgins. Nor did they have anal, it was just lazy doggy...

I don't know why this shit needs to be explained...


Its could be anal...they did anal in the comics


You don't just flip someone over and ram your dick straight up their ass... There would be a fair amount of pain and blood if that was the case. It was just lazy doggy, my wife and I do that position all the time.
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Tezlok
02/06/18 10:33:12 PM
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YoshitoKikuchi posted...
Tezlok posted...
I don't know why they broke up. in the comic they are a famous couple and they are married with a daughter.


He met Claire in the meantime.

Yes but I'm the comics they are a very famous married couple with a daughter that gets babysat by Squirrel Girl. Breaking them up on the show is so stupid
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Guy_Fieri
02/06/18 10:34:27 PM
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Listen to MuayThai, he's an expert on all butt related activities!
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YoshitoKikuchi
02/06/18 10:35:25 PM
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Guy_Fieri posted...
Listen to MuayThai, he's an expert on all butt related activities!


He's an ASSMAN!
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Ivynn
02/06/18 10:35:32 PM
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Tezlok posted...
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
Tezlok posted...
I don't know why they broke up. in the comic they are a famous couple and they are married with a daughter.


He met Claire in the meantime.

Yes but I'm the comics they are a very famous married couple with a daughter that gets babysat by Squirrel Girl. Breaking them up on the show is so stupid


MCU isn't a 1:1 adaptation of 616, I don't know why people expecting it to play out like it is.
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kuwab0
02/06/18 10:35:36 PM
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Funbazooka
02/06/18 10:36:43 PM
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Way to ruin the fantasy guys
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Zodd3224
02/06/18 10:42:39 PM
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The filthier the better
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XxKrazyChaosxX
02/06/18 10:45:56 PM
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kuwab0 posted...
Luke Cage after giving it a whiff
Sweet Christmas!


I don't know, but this comment is hilarious though.
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Guy_Fieri
02/06/18 10:48:13 PM
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Well Jessica is also a person he can bone without having to hold back so of course he was gonna go_deep_08
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Muffinz0rz
02/06/18 10:49:14 PM
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S-s-s-spoiler alert?
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Kitt
02/06/18 10:49:27 PM
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MuayThai85 posted...
She wasn't taking a shit. Women do use tissue to clean their pussies you bunch of virgins. Nor did they have anal, it was just lazy doggy...

I don't know why this shit needs to be explained...

Like, why are you so mad though?
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KingCrabCake
02/06/18 10:49:35 PM
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MuayThai85 posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
She wasn't taking a shit. Women do use tissue to clean their pussies you bunch of virgins. Nor did they have anal, it was just lazy doggy...

I don't know why this shit needs to be explained...


Its could be anal...they did anal in the comics


You don't just flip someone over and ram your dick straight up their ass... There would be a fair amount of pain and blood if that was the case. It was just lazy doggy, my wife and I do that position all the time.


Im just saying...
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Funbazooka
02/06/18 10:52:05 PM
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She's a superhero, she could take it just fine.
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Villain
02/06/18 10:53:28 PM
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where did this no wipe thing even come from
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Ivynn
02/06/18 10:55:27 PM
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Villain posted...
where did this no wipe thing even come from


Netflix series
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JxOxNxIxCxS
02/06/18 10:57:30 PM
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I found her more attractive than alice eve in shes out of my league

Except the titties
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TheBiggerWiggle
02/06/18 10:58:56 PM
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Thank god gamefaqs has local sex and urination experts. Otherwise I would have been confused.
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MelzezDoor
02/06/18 10:59:18 PM
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EnterTheTekken
02/06/18 11:00:14 PM
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If he's indestructible, can he get STDs?
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Villain
02/06/18 11:07:31 PM
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Ivynn posted...
Villain posted...
where did this no wipe thing even come from


Netflix series


I watched season 1 and didn't recall anything that would indicate the need to wipe
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Zikten
02/06/18 11:10:47 PM
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Villain posted...
Ivynn posted...
Villain posted...
where did this no wipe thing even come from


Netflix series


I watched season 1 and didn't recall anything that would indicate the need to wipe

there is a scene where is in the bathroom and it shows her get up and leave without wiping.
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Funbazooka
02/06/18 11:11:53 PM
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He likes her residual pee pee piddles splashing against his ballsack
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Lordgold666
02/06/18 11:13:15 PM
#45:


Shes not even hawt

Why would you bring up such a thing
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YoshitoKikuchi
02/08/18 1:39:07 PM
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Lordgold666 posted...
Shes not even hawt

Why would you bring up such a thing


So you think she is less attractive than Colleen, Claire, and Misty?
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Were_Wyrm
02/08/18 1:41:28 PM
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YoshitoKikuchi posted...
Lordgold666 posted...
Shes not even hawt

Why would you bring up such a thing


So you think she is less attractive than Colleen, Claire, and Misty?

Yes, yes, and yes.
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