Current Events > My coworker brought me some hot sauce from his trip to Mexico. Looks like BLOOD

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https://imgur.com/a/sOSyS

Vamp sauce tbh
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Drink it.
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Burgess posted...

Drink it.

this. even says something in fine print on the bottle in very tiny letters that say's "drink me".
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I could take a shot, but then I'd have none left for dinner!
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lww99 posted...

I could take a shot, but then I'd have none left for dinner!

i just want to see him fry his mouth off :( guess i wont have my wish.
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I'd do it for a 500
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just reserve an mlp social if you're so damn desperate for a 500 topic.
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Pancake posted...

just reserve an mlp social if you're so damn desperate for a 500 topic.

It was a joke, they aren't that hard to get on special interests boards. Get your panties out of a bunch, mate. :)
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i'm just saying if you really do care that much i'm not judging you.
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Tried a fingertip of it on my tongue. Burned for a good 10 mins. Made me sweat.
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Burgess posted...

Drink it.

Twist it
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BOP IT!! I miss those.
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https://www.hotsauce.com/Blair-s-3am-Reserve-Extract-Signed-2nd-Edition-p/1735.htm

Dis da sauce
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Gonna look like that on the way out, too.

lww99 posted...

https://www.hotsauce.com/Blair-s-3am-Reserve-Extract-Signed-2nd-Edition-p/1735.htm

Dis da sauce

that's extract, not sauce...its like heavily concentrated chili oil....don't use too much.
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Does it actually have a taste? Or does it just burn?
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Does Mexico grow any peppers that are hotter than the chocolate habanero?

Seems to me nothing out of that area makes it past 600,000 scoville units.

Yeah I'm very thankful I just tried the fingertip. I was going to pour the whole container on my chicken sandwich.
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SSJCAT posted...

Does it actually have a taste? Or does it just burn?

Doesn't really taste or smell like much of anything. Just a lot of heat.
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So you're from some strange dimension where people have motor oil for blood, then?

lww99 posted...

Doesn't really taste or smell like much of anything. Just a lot of heat.

That's my favorite kind of hot sauce. most have a disgusting taste to them when all I want is heat.

Nevermind. Extract sucks. The flavor is shitty and ruins food.

That's around average Reaper heat but under what Reaper tops out at. Eat an actual Carolina Reaper if you want that heat level and an excellent flavor.

I'd try one. Or one of those fancy chips.
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lww99 posted...

I'd try one. Or one of those fancy chips.

Five bucks for a single tortilla chips is bull fucking shit. Wait for fresh peppers to be in season and buy those. Or buy powders for cooking.

TheGrindery posted...

lww99 posted...

I'd try one. Or one of those fancy chips.

Five bucks for a single tortilla chips is bull fucking shit. Wait for fresh peppers to be in season and buy those. Or buy powders for cooking.

Eh that is a lot, but you're paying just paying for the experience. Or even just to say that you did it lol
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The only overpriced thing I've bought from Ed Currie is The Last Dab since it's $20 for a 5oz bottle. I love it and am considering ordering more but...it should cost $10-12...

lww99 posted...

Tried a fingertip of it on my tongue. Burned for a good 10 mins. Made me sweat.

i'm satisfied now. he thanks you.
you don't have to add the whole thing to a sandwich.
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Shits and giggles tho? Do it for the views? I'll totes go viral
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Mikablu posted...

So you're from some strange dimension where people have motor oil for blood, then?

lww99 posted...

Doesn't really taste or smell like much of anything. Just a lot of heat.

That's my favorite kind of hot sauce. most have a disgusting taste to them when all I want is heat.

What the hell? Who eats hot sauce SOLELY for the heat?

Hot sauce is good because of the taste or the way it seasons something, if you are eating hotsauce solely because you want to eat something hot, it just looks like you are trying to prove something...
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Greetings from the toilet.
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