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FLUFFYGERM
02/04/18 6:52:06 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NooW_RbfdWI


Especially the first 15 seconds holy fuck
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Burgess
02/04/18 6:53:14 PM
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No it doesn't.
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FLUFFYGERM
02/04/18 6:53:37 PM
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I mean maybe you don't think it's scary, but I do. D: Dinosaurs freak me out, especially the new one they created.
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Burgess
02/04/18 6:54:04 PM
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None of it is real.
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FLUFFYGERM
02/04/18 6:54:47 PM
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I know, but I was introduced to Jurassic Park when I was like 4 or 5 years old. I've always loved the movies and the books but I had nightmares as a kid and they stuck with me. >_>

Holy fuck just imagine a Velociraptor coming after you in your house.
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Burgess
02/04/18 6:56:42 PM
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That will never happen and the dinosaurs in these movies aren't even scientifically accurate anymore.
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50Blessings
02/04/18 6:57:23 PM
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It's literally just The Lost World?

*pukes*
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__aCEr__
02/04/18 6:57:54 PM
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Looked pretty silly to me.
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Thelema
02/04/18 6:57:59 PM
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If the name of the movie starts with "Jurassic", I don't want anything to do with it.
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Burgess
02/04/18 6:58:08 PM
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Fuck the dinosaurs anyway just grow more and if they all die who gives a shit they shouldn't be here now anyway.
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Skye Reynolds
02/04/18 6:58:37 PM
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The opening makes me think of Krampus. I wonder if this will be the first Jurassic Park movie to have a child victim.

The little girl from The Lost World is mentioned three scenes later as making a full recovery.
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Doom_Art
02/04/18 6:59:22 PM
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Jurassic World 2 is the first time I've ever looked at my watch while watching a trailer
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FLUFFYGERM
02/04/18 6:59:37 PM
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Burgess posted...
That will never happen and the dinosaurs in these movies aren't even scientifically accurate anymore.


Yeah I know, but it's a fear of mine. I always knew they're not real and won't ever be real. But you can't control some of the things that scare you, man. Like how some people are super afraid of spiders or w/e.

FUCK just imagine walking to grab some lunch and then some fucking T-Rex just walks out of an alley.
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FLUFFYGERM
02/04/18 7:00:05 PM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
The opening makes me think of Krampus. I wonder if this will be the first Jurassic Park movie to have a child victim.

The little girl from The Lost World is mentioned three scenes later as making a full recovery.


Holy fuck The Lost World was such a scary movie dude.

Holy FFFFF
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Tezlok
02/04/18 7:00:20 PM
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the one they created made me think I was looking at an Alien trailer at first
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UnholyMudcrab
02/04/18 7:00:36 PM
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FLUFFYGERM
02/04/18 7:00:51 PM
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Tezlok posted...
the one they created made me think I was looking at an Alien trailer at first


yeah i told my brother the same thing. personally i'm super excited to see the direction they're taking the franchise in.
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Polycosm
02/04/18 7:02:04 PM
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I can't stand the way they're trying to force the JP theme to fit into this trailer music. Hate hate hate.

(sorry to be a downer)
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Tezlok
02/04/18 7:02:20 PM
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FLUFFYGERM posted...
Burgess posted...
That will never happen and the dinosaurs in these movies aren't even scientifically accurate anymore.


Yeah I know, but it's a fear of mine. I always knew they're not real and won't ever be real. But you can't control some of the things that scare you, man. Like how some people are super afraid of spiders or w/e.

FUCK just imagine walking to grab some lunch and then some fucking T-Rex just walks out of an alley.

when I was like 12 years old, after I had read the book and seen the movie, I was walking home from a friend's house. I lived on this giant hill that had different neighborhoods on it. I lived near the bottom of the hill. he was up higher. I was walking down the main road of the hill and it was turning to night. I think it was summer. and there were lots of thick blackberry bushes on the side of the road. and I started thinking about raptors and really scared myself. I walked back twice as fast to get home and inside
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Sada_Pop
02/04/18 7:03:10 PM
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Burgess sounds like me when I talk about horror movies.

I am fun at parties though.
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Mr_MacPhisto
02/04/18 7:04:26 PM
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Looks just as terrible as the first. But this time I know better not to buy a ticket.
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Guerrilla Soldier
02/04/18 7:04:32 PM
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Polycosm posted...
I can't stand the way they're trying to force the JP theme to fit into this trailer music. Hate hate hate.

(sorry to be a downer)

so much this

DUN DUN DUN.. oh wait, it's supposed to be a scary scene, i know which song will fit better...

dun dun dun...
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FLUFFYGERM
02/04/18 7:04:54 PM
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i thought they did a good job with the JP theme. made it creepier
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lilORANG
02/04/18 7:05:27 PM
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This movie is doing nothing for me. geez.
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Guerrilla Soldier
02/04/18 7:05:42 PM
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eating food montage? dun dun dun!

happy scene where they're all having fun for one second? dundundun!

oh shit a dinosaur! DUN DUN DUN!
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Taharqa_
02/04/18 7:06:27 PM
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Well, at least this trailer is better than the first one.
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SlashmanSG
02/04/18 7:06:28 PM
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I think Burgess' gf just dumped him or something.
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FLUFFYGERM
02/04/18 7:06:54 PM
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SlashmanSG posted...
I think Burgess' gf just dumped him or something.


idk that'd mean he's getting perpetually dumped cuz he always posts this way
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CarlGrimes
02/04/18 7:09:25 PM
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Burgess posted...
That will never happen and the dinosaurs in these movies aren't even scientifically accurate anymore.

They were never meant to be accurate. One of the major things is that they used amphibian DNA when making them and they were not 100% true dinosaur.
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Spidey5
02/04/18 7:10:01 PM
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Burgers stop pooping on every movie trailer.
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LavarNeedsHelp
02/04/18 7:11:02 PM
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Sick of raptors being the villain
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Burgess
02/04/18 7:11:33 PM
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Movies need to stop being shit oh hey here's the rock jumping off shit with a husky voiced girl singing slowly
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sylverlolol
02/04/18 7:12:15 PM
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Burgers is always pissy because he works a dead end job as a corrections officer.
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Tezlok
02/04/18 7:12:19 PM
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Burgess posted...
Movies need to stop being shit oh hey here's the rock jumping off shit with a husky voiced girl singing slowly

it looks pretty awesome.
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FLUFFYGERM
02/04/18 7:12:51 PM
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sylverlolol posted...
Burgers is always pissy because he works a dead end job as a corrections officer.


he actually makes quite a good income at his job, from what i recall
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GiftedACIII
02/04/18 7:16:43 PM
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Goddamn Blue became a Pokemon!
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Skye Reynolds
02/04/18 7:17:07 PM
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The film looks fun. It'll probably be better than the last one.

I feel like they are kinda returning to the same tricks and the same dinosaurs, but I like what I see them doing with them.
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Tezlok
02/04/18 7:21:06 PM
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I like the part where Chris Pratt jumps through a T Rexe's teeth. that looked so cool
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stoltenberg11
02/04/18 7:26:04 PM
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Looks pretty cool and actiony. It's probably guaranteed to be better than the first Jurassic World at least
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Polycosm
02/05/18 8:24:22 AM
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FLUFFYGERM posted...
i thought they did a good job with the JP theme. made it creepier

The musicbox / piano with 200% reverb trick is way overplayed... but at least it makes sense, tonally. When the theme tries to come across as ominous with the brass though... the interval just doesn't work that way. You can't just take a theme that originally represented a sense of wonder and force it to convey impending doom by blasting it on low horns.

In other words:
Guerrilla Soldier posted...
eating food montage? dun dun dun!

happy scene where they're all having fun for one second? dundundun!

oh shit a dinosaur! DUN DUN DUN!

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TheGrindery
02/05/18 8:29:53 AM
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Burgess posted...
That will never happen and the dinosaurs in these movies aren't even scientifically accurate anymore.

Finding out about dinosaurs probably having feathers completely fucked my childhood in every imaginable hole and then some.
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