Current Events > In my 27 years not a single girl has ever flirted with me :(

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Usually I had to fish for compliments even from my own girlfriends. It really hurts my self image.
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Wait, you've had girlfriends but none of them ever flirted with you?
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I know just the girl for you, her name is "2 Teeth" Tammy and she loves handys.
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Are you sure they didn't flirt with your or that you just didn't pick up on it?
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Anime girls and inflatable dolls don't count as gfs
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But at least in your dreams they do
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JustMonika posted...

Are you sure they didn't flirt with your or that you just didn't pick up on it?

My first ex apparently thought I was sexy but that couldn't be right because I'm not. I'm fat :(
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pix of you
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in my so many years every girl has flirted with me
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ever
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I bet youve been flirted with you are just so subconscious and focused on putting yourself down you never paid attention
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYkJ0M1bUIU
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I think I may have been flirted with once, by my previous crush. Then again she's just a very friendly type person and maybe she was just in a bubbly mood that night. She usually just hung out till time to leave, talking about Pokemon or drawing things for people. Then this night she actually started paying attention to me, making it a point to stand by me and talk with me even though others were trying to talk with her, and she ignored them, I tried my best to joke around with her, and we laughed. Then it was time for her to leave and my shift was just starting. She stuck around until everyone else left and we talked some more, it was nice. Then she decided to leave, and as she went out the door she called back to me "Hey Duuuuustiiiiiin!" and when I looked, she was leaned really far backwards peeking into the door and she smiled and said "Byeeeeeeeeee!" then vanished real quick.

I spent all night long trying to figure out if she was flirting or just in a silly mood. After that she always behaved normally around me, being her quiet but still friendly self. I mean, I feel like I did everything I could to be funny and interesting then, so I assume I misread the situation and she was never interested at all.

The other co-workers kept trying to get us to date, saying we'd make a great couple, and we'd have beautiful children. Y'know, the silly stuff people say trying to give obvious hints. Anyway, once I told someone that I'd be willing to date her if she was interested, that all stopped immediately. I suppose word probably got to her and she shut it down.
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Also I didnt realize what flirting was for women until I got married and my wife told me all these sexy women were flirting with me by doing all this random shit I was completely oblivious to
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ive probably been flirted with

but ive literally never picked up on it

which is worse imo <_<
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ApherosyLove posted...

Wait, you've had girlfriends but none of them ever flirted with you?

My girlfriend had a few relationships like that. Maybe she was oblivious to it but it left her feeling neglected.

She went ecstatic just because I called her cute because of that. It was adorable in a way.

teepan95 posted...

ive probably been flirted with

but ive literally never picked up on it

which is worse imo <_<

Also, this, I'm oblivious af
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Go to Bangkok. Take a cab to Sukhimvit Soi 7. You'll have hundreds of girls cat calling you and grabbing at your arm or dick as you walk by. They'll say things to you like "handsome man" or "sexy man" or "I suck did very good and take it up the ass".
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but you're a good guy, GREAT guy and you own an SNES classic. life is good man

josifrees posted...

I bet youve been flirted with you are just so subconscious and focused on putting yourself down you never paid attention

this honestly
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If a girl makes direct eye contact with you for more than a few seconds it might be flirting. In fact it probably is, unless you startled her or youre in a totally professional situation. To other women, the signs are obvious.

If you wanna be a little underhanded you can buy a $50 or so masculine engagement ring and wear that at a bar. Youll probably get more attention.
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lmao
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Same here
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