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Coffeebeanz
02/04/18 4:49:21 AM
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If David Duchovny gave any less of a shit he'd be hospitalized for bowel obstruction
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Coffeebeanz
02/04/18 4:57:08 AM
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Gillian Anderson looks like she's held together with Botox
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Shotgunnova
02/04/18 5:07:47 AM
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The current season's been fairly enjoyable, but last season had its share of problems (particularly mytharc stuff). Joel McHale made that season ten times worse than it needed to be, lmao.
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Chicken
02/04/18 6:34:41 AM
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If you took the audio from Mulder from previous seasons and slowed it down about 20%, it'd sound like season 10 and 11 Mulder.
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Coffeebeanz
02/05/18 2:25:17 AM
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Omg the reverse werewolf episode was freaking amazing
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au_gold
02/05/18 2:28:26 AM
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They still do well with comedic episodes. The mythos is painful to watch.
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Coffeebeanz
02/05/18 2:38:56 AM
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au_gold posted...
They still do well with comedic episodes. The mythos is painful to watch.


The whole treatise on how dumb humans really are nearly had me in tears

Because he's so right
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Coffeebeanz
02/05/18 2:45:41 AM
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Quote of the show so far

"I suddenly was overwhelmed with this intense human urge"

Mulder: Like murder?

"To get a job!"
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Coffeebeanz
02/05/18 7:13:53 AM
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So I guess being directly hit by a rocket from a helicopter wasn't enough for smoking man
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Chicken
02/05/18 9:18:53 AM
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The wereman episode is my favorite x-files of all time.
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thanosibe
02/05/18 9:22:12 AM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
Gillian Anderson looks like she's held together with Botox
Omfg you take that back! She fucking hot! /overreaction to something innocuous

Coffeebeanz posted...
Quote of the show so far

"I suddenly was overwhelmed with this intense human urge"

Mulder: Like murder?

"To get a job!"
^Best reboot episode of them all. Still not as great as Bad Blood though.
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Banana_Cyanide
02/05/18 9:24:22 AM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
So I guess being directly hit by a rocket from a helicopter wasn't enough for smoking man

I haven't seen a single episode of the reboot but I knew the moment it was announced he'd come back in some way because HE ALWAYS DOES and looks worse every time.

Actually come to think of it what does he look like this time?
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thanosibe
02/05/18 9:26:29 AM
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Banana_Cyanide posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
So I guess being directly hit by a rocket from a helicopter wasn't enough for smoking man

I haven't seen a single episode of the reboot but I knew the moment it was announced he'd come back in some way because HE ALWAYS DOES and looks worse every time.

Actually come to think of it what does he look like this time?
Like 2 seconds away from death, but still sucking on a cig through the hole in his neck.
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Coffeebeanz
02/05/18 9:37:54 AM
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Chicken posted...
The wereman episode is my favorite x-files of all time.


"I've been telling the truth, but I can't help but lie about my sexual performance"
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