Current Events > Do you have any weird food habits?

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I have a few. I line up all my french fries by size and pair them off before eating them two at a time. If there's an odd number of fries I eat that one first to show the rest of them what's about to go down for them and their mate.

How about you?
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You know you do.
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I very rarely drink anything while eating. If I do have a beverage it would be after I finished the meal.
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I eat one thing at a time, starting with sides and finishing with the main dish itself
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chill02 posted...

I eat one thing at a time, starting with sides and finishing with the main dish itself

I eat equal amounts of each thing on my plate so I get one bite ate the end with everything in it. Unless something isn't that great, then I either dump that or eat it all to get it off the plate immediately.
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I keep my ketchup in my cupboard, hate cold ketchup

no
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Inb4 Tide Pods

When I eat a burger, I eat the outside edges first and then eat the remaining middle section at the end.

Similarly, when eating fried eggs, I cut around the yolk and eat the white bit first. Then I eat the yolk whole. It's amazing.
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FF_Redux posted...

I very rarely drink anything while eating. If I do have a beverage it would be after I finished the meal.

CensorErik posted...

I eat equal amounts of each thing on my plate so I get one bite ate the end with everything in it. Unless something isn't that great, then I either dump that or eat it all to get it off the plate immediately.

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Luigi and Tails posted...

When I eat a burger, I eat the outside edges first and then eat the remaining middle section at the end.

I do this with every sandwich I eat as well as burgers.
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I eat dry cereal without milk

I used to not eat any food that touched other food or was mixed together but I finally got over that when I was like 15. I never ate soup or stew or anything like that the whole time.

chill02 posted...

I eat one thing at a time, starting with sides and finishing with the main dish itself

And this
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I forgot about sandwiches - same there too. Eat the crusts first, then save the pure bread and fillings for the last bite.

Unless I'm somewhere posh, I like to stir my lasagne such that everything's a mess on the plate. It looks horrible but it's really tasty when you get flavours hitting your tongue first that you weren't meant to.
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If that lasagna is made right you should be getting every flavor in every bite >_>
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I eat pizza with fork and knife, crust first
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thronedfire2 posted...

I eat dry cereal without milk

Luigi and Tails posted...

When I eat a burger, I eat the outside edges first and then eat the remaining middle section at the end.

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Sometimes if I eat candy, or something like icecream sandwich. I don't eat it from the short side, I eat it on the long side, that way I get more bites out of it, and it feels like it lasts longer.
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Luigi and Tails posted...

I forgot about sandwiches - same there too. Eat the crusts first, then save the pure bread and fillings for the last bite.

Unless I'm somewhere posh, I like to stir my lasagne such that everything's a mess on the plate. It looks horrible but it's really tasty when you get flavours hitting your tongue first that you weren't meant to.

Omg! Not my lasagna! *cries a lot more than is acceptable by any measure*
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i pee on everything

chill02 posted...

I eat pizza with fork and knife, crust first

This is a very chill way to eat pizza.
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Pizza, I eat it normally until there is only one pepperoni left and eat around it, saving the pepperonied part for last.
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I put my Snickers on a plate and eat it with a knife and fork

Weirdos.
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thronedfire2 posted...

If that lasagna is made right you should be getting every flavor in every bite >_>

QFT the first time I had real lasagna blew me the fuck away
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Esrac posted...

Weirdos.

Yeah, the topic is about weird food habits, so we're admittedly weirdos.
Pitlord_Special posted...

I put my Snickers on a plate and eat it with a knife and fork

How do you eat it? With your hands. ~George Costanza
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flussence posted...

thronedfire2 posted...

If that lasagna is made right you should be getting every flavor in every bite >_>

QFT the first time I had real lasagna blew me the fuck away

I make a good lasagna. That and chicken parm are my best two meals.
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I lick the seasoning off of Doritos before I eat them.
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I hate when my food touches. My wife and mother pointed it out to me because it's so ingrained I never even noticed. I can't stand if my cutlery's handles touch anything with syrup/sauce. I also have to force myself not to eat each part of my meal one at a time.

Dash_Harber posted...

I can't stand if my cutlery's handles touch anything with syrup/sauce.

Same here.
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I cut my sandwiches diagonally, and I always eat the square half before the round half because the round one is better.
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I always chew my first bite on the left side of my mouth and the next bite on the right. The right side bite has to be close to even with the left. My final bite is always chewed on the right side.
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If I eat a bag of skittles, I separate them out by color. I throw away all the yellow and green. Then I count the remaining red, purple, and orange. Whatever one has the most, I eat those until it matches the number of the least. Like if there is 8 red and 7 purple and 5 orange, i'll eat 3 red and 2 purple so there's 5 left of each. Then I start a cycle one by one of orange, purple and red. Red is always the last one eaten because it's the best.
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MabusIncarnate posted...

If I eat a bag of skittles, I separate them out by color. I throw away all the yellow and green. Then I count the remaining red, purple, and orange. Whatever one has the most, I eat those until it matches the number of the least. Like if there is 8 red and 7 purple and 5 orange, i'll eat 3 red and 2 purple so there's 5 left of each. Then I start a cycle one by one of orange, purple and red. Red is always the last one eaten because it's the best.

A man of refined tastes

I eat reds last as well.
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SSJCAT posted...

I cut my sandwiches diagonally, and I always eat the square half before the round half because the round one is better.

I understand the first part of this but not the second, how does one half end up round?

sometimes I like to cook rice with milk instead of water
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leverageblargh posted...

A while back I talked at length here about how I like to eat oranges with forks

THIS is weird and now I'm curious.
SSJCAT posted...

I cut my sandwiches diagonally, and I always eat the square half before the round half because the round one is better.

Absolutely!
Zodd3224 posted...

I always chew my first bite on the left side of my mouth and the next bite on the right. The right side bite has to be close to even with the left. My final bite is always chewed on the right side.

I was hoping for something like this. I have to eat sweets on one side of my mouth because of this cavity where the filling keeps coming out. I have to eat hard foods on the other side because I had 2 teeth taken out on the sweet side in the back. Unrelated to the sweets though. Lol.
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kirbymuncher posted...

SSJCAT posted...

I cut my sandwiches diagonally, and I always eat the square half before the round half because the round one is better.

I understand the first part of this but not the second, how does one half end up round?

sometimes I like to cook rice with milk instead of water

Like Wonder bread. The top, rounded part becomes one half of the sandwich when you cut diagonally.
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MabusIncarnate posted...

If I eat a bag of skittles, I separate them out by color. I throw away all the yellow and green. Then I count the remaining red, purple, and orange. Whatever one has the most, I eat those until it matches the number of the least. Like if there is 8 red and 7 purple and 5 orange, i'll eat 3 red and 2 purple so there's 5 left of each. Then I start a cycle one by one of orange, purple and red. Red is always the last one eaten because it's the best.

I do this with M&Ms but I don't throw any away.
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I annoyingly chew my food loudly when I eat but Im seriously not trying to be a dick when I do it.
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FF_Redux posted...

I very rarely drink anything while eating. If I do have a beverage it would be after I finished the meal.

This.
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CensorErik posted...

MabusIncarnate posted...

If I eat a bag of skittles, I separate them out by color. I throw away all the yellow and green. Then I count the remaining red, purple, and orange. Whatever one has the most, I eat those until it matches the number of the least. Like if there is 8 red and 7 purple and 5 orange, i'll eat 3 red and 2 purple so there's 5 left of each. Then I start a cycle one by one of orange, purple and red. Red is always the last one eaten because it's the best.

I do this with M&Ms but I don't throw any away.

I really hate lemon anything unless it's a fresh lemon in water or tea. I'm fine with yellow M&Ms because they all have the same flavor.
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masticatingman posted...

I annoyingly chew my food loudly when I eat but Im seriously not trying to be a dick when I do it.

I'd either make you leave the table, or I'd have to. That drives me crazy. Loud eaters are the worst.
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thecoolgu posted...

FF_Redux posted...

I very rarely drink anything while eating. If I do have a beverage it would be after I finished the meal.

This.

I just recently learned that warm drinks during meals are much better for digestion. I never even thought about it, but it makes so much sense.
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add fries to my burger at fast food joints.
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masticatingman posted...

I annoyingly chew my food loudly when I eat but Im seriously not trying to be a dick when I do it.

I don't even know you and I already hate you
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thronedfire2 posted...

masticatingman posted...

I annoyingly chew my food loudly when I eat but Im seriously not trying to be a dick when I do it.

I don't even know you and I already hate you

He has the perfect username.
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If a fork is available, I eat fries with one. My friends think it's funny/quirky but why touch food if you don't have to
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MorbidFaithless posted...

If a fork is available, I eat fries with one. My friends think it's funny/quirky but why touch food if you don't have to

I agree with this. Especially if it's a greasy food.
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