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BlingBling22947 01/30/18 7:34:37 PM #1:	realizing youre missing one critical piece of information to make it work. --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time <cite>BlingBling22947 posted [p:895134716] in Nothing li... [t:76262847]...</cite> <quote>realizing youre missing one critical piece of information to make it work.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BewmHedshot 01/30/18 7:37:35 PM #3:	Nothing like spending $150 on a nice dinner and getting to dessert before realizing you asked out your second cousin. --- Cavaliers: ONCE <cite>BewmHedshot posted [p:895134898] in Nothing li... [t:76262847]...</cite> <quote>Nothing like spending $150 on a nice dinner and getting to dessert before realizing you asked out your second cousin.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlingBling22947 01/31/18 7:37:41 PM #4:	I dont even know why Im going through this. I could be playing video games right now. --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time <cite>BlingBling22947 posted [p:895205714] in Nothing li... [t:76262847]...</cite> <quote>I dont even know why Im going through this. I could be playing video games right now.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FightingGames 01/31/18 7:39:07 PM #5:	>2018 >still using SQL --- https://my.mixtape.moe/xmsgxb.jpg <cite>FightingGames posted [p:895205789] in Nothing li... [t:76262847]...</cite> <quote>>2018 >still using SQL</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlingBling22947 02/01/18 8:08:11 PM #6:	I got it. --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time <cite>BlingBling22947 posted [p:895275987] in Nothing li... [t:76262847]...</cite> <quote>I got it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BewmHedshot 02/01/18 8:46:12 PM #7:	FightingGames posted... >2018 >still using SQL "The only people still using SQL are scrubs and insurance salesmen" --- Cavaliers: ONCE <cite>BewmHedshot posted [p:895278273] in Nothing li... [t:76262847]...</cite> <quote><cite>FightingGames posted...</cite> <quote>>2018 >still using SQL</quote> "The only people still using SQL are scrubs and insurance salesmen"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 02/01/18 8:57:53 PM #8:	BewmHedshot posted... FightingGames posted... >2018 >still using SQL "The only people still using SQL are scrubs and insurance salesmen" Is this some kind of joke, SQL DBs are everywhere. It's Access that's going the way of the dinosaur. --- Oda break tracker 2018- 1 (1) \| THE Ohio State: 11-2 \| Oakland Raiders: 6-10 Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:895278968] in Nothing li... [t:76262847]...</cite> <quote><cite>BewmHedshot posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FightingGames posted...</cite> <quote>>2018 >still using SQL</quote> "The only people still using SQL are scrubs and insurance salesmen"</quote> Is this some kind of joke, SQL DBs are everywhere. It's Access that's going the way of the dinosaur.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlingBling22947 02/02/18 6:42:32 PM #9:	I am smart. S-M-R-T. --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time <cite>BlingBling22947 posted [p:895336875] in Nothing li... [t:76262847]...</cite> <quote>I am smart. S-M-R-T.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AverageCEgal 02/02/18 6:43:37 PM #10:	Did Access ever take off? It always seemed like something MS tried doing but not putting in effort. <cite>AverageCEgal posted [p:895336932] in Nothing li... [t:76262847]...</cite> <quote>Did Access ever take off? It always seemed like something MS tried doing but not putting in effort.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Squall28 02/02/18 6:44:38 PM #11:	FightingGames posted... >2018 >still using SQL What replaced it? Big Data? --- If you're going through hell, keep going. -Winston Churchill <cite>Squall28 posted [p:895336982] in Nothing li... [t:76262847]...</cite> <quote><cite>FightingGames posted...</cite> <quote>>2018 >still using SQL</quote> What replaced it? Big Data?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AverageCEgal 02/02/18 6:45:33 PM #12:	THE CLOUD replaced it wanna get a new pc so you can open your database GO TO THE CLOUD JUST GET MORE PC ON THE CLOUD GET YOUr HOUSE ON THE CLOUD its all the cloud <cite>AverageCEgal posted [p:895337054] in Nothing li... [t:76262847]...</cite> <quote>THE CLOUD replaced it wanna get a new pc so you can open your database GO TO THE CLOUD JUST GET MORE PC ON THE CLOUD GET YOUr HOUSE ON THE CLOUD its all the cloud</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FightingGames 02/02/18 6:56:16 PM #13:	Squall28 posted... FightingGames posted... >2018 >still using SQL What replaced it? Big Data? nosql. Look into couchdb and mongodb. Data are stored as key-values and you can use javascript code to query what you need. These databases can scale much more better than relational databases --- https://my.mixtape.moe/xmsgxb.jpg <cite>FightingGames posted [p:895337652] in Nothing li... [t:76262847]...</cite> <quote><cite>Squall28 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FightingGames posted...</cite> <quote>>2018 >still using SQL</quote> What replaced it? Big Data?</quote> nosql. Look into couchdb and mongodb. Data are stored as key-values and you can use javascript code to query what you need. These databases can scale much more better than relational databases</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
3deep5u 02/02/18 6:57:33 PM #14:	I'm taking a database class atm. It's an easy A. --- 2deep4u 7deep9all <cite>3deep5u posted [p:895337712] in Nothing li... [t:76262847]...</cite> <quote>I'm taking a database class atm. It's an easy A.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GOOMFalse 02/02/18 7:08:59 PM #15:	FightingGames posted... Squall28 posted... FightingGames posted... >2018 >still using SQL What replaced it? Big Data? nosql. Look into couchdb and mongodb. Data are stored as key-values and you can use javascript code to query what you need. These databases can scale much more better than relational databases Cubes and transformation tho --- I'm your huckleberry. <cite>GOOMFalse posted [p:895338357] in Nothing li... [t:76262847]...</cite> <quote><cite>FightingGames posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Squall28 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FightingGames posted...</cite> <quote>>2018 >still using SQL</quote> What replaced it? Big Data?</quote> nosql. Look into couchdb and mongodb. Data are stored as key-values and you can use javascript code to query what you need. These databases can scale much more better than relational databases</quote> Cubes and transformation tho</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shmashed 02/02/18 7:10:39 PM #16:	FightingGames posted... Squall28 posted... FightingGames posted... >2018 >still using SQL What replaced it? Big Data? nosql. Look into couchdb and mongodb. Data are stored as key-values and you can use javascript code to query what you need. These databases can scale much more better than relational databases nosql is falling out of style and people are shifting back to sql: https://blog.timescale.com/why-sql-beating-nosql-what-this-means-for-future-of-data-time-series-database-348b777b847a --- /poast <cite>Shmashed posted [p:895338430] in Nothing li... [t:76262847]...</cite> <quote><cite>FightingGames posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Squall28 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FightingGames posted...</cite> <quote>>2018 >still using SQL</quote> What replaced it? Big Data?</quote> nosql. Look into couchdb and mongodb. Data are stored as key-values and you can use javascript code to query what you need. These databases can scale much more better than relational databases</quote> nosql is falling out of style and people are shifting back to sql: https://blog.timescale.com/why-sql-beating-nosql-what-this-means-for-future-of-data-time-series-database-348b777b847a</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
flussence 02/02/18 7:11:58 PM #17:	Squall28 posted... FightingGames posted... >2018 >still using SQL What replaced it? Big Data? no it turns out just using a json column in postgres outperforms most of these nosql databases without losing data --- u <cite>flussence posted [p:895338491] in Nothing li... [t:76262847]...</cite> <quote><cite>Squall28 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FightingGames posted...</cite> <quote>>2018 >still using SQL</quote> What replaced it? Big Data?</quote> no it turns out just using a json column in postgres outperforms most of these nosql databases without losing data</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlingBling22947 02/03/18 7:23:24 PM #18:	BewmHedshot posted... Nothing like spending $150 on a nice dinner and getting to dessert before realizing you asked out your second cousin. I hate that. --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time <cite>BlingBling22947 posted [p:895397097] in Nothing li... [t:76262847]...</cite> <quote><cite>BewmHedshot posted...</cite> <quote>Nothing like spending $150 on a nice dinner and getting to dessert before realizing you asked out your second cousin.</quote> I hate that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlingBling22947 02/04/18 5:23:40 PM #19:	BewmHedshot posted... "The only people still using SQL are scrubs and insurance salesmen" I am --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time <cite>BlingBling22947 posted [p:895453217] in Nothing li... [t:76262847]...</cite> <quote><cite>BewmHedshot posted...</cite> <quote>"The only people still using SQL are scrubs and insurance salesmen"</quote> I am</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
treewojima 02/04/18 5:28:57 PM #20:	I feel like I'm in a Dilbert comic <cite>treewojima posted [p:895453544] in Nothing li... [t:76262847]...</cite> <quote>I feel like I'm in a Dilbert comic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 02/04/18 5:53:34 PM #21:	FightingGames posted... Squall28 posted... FightingGames posted... >2018 >still using SQL What replaced it? Big Data? nosql. Look into couchdb and mongodb. Data are stored as key-values and you can use javascript code to query what you need. These databases can scale much more better than relational databases I sometimes wonder what the fuck happens at job interviews with people like you. "How are your skills with SQL? We have two MSSQL products and a legacy application using MySQL." "Wow I thought this was for a serious position I can't believe people are still using SQL in 2018" --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:895454886] in Nothing li... [t:76262847]...</cite> <quote><cite>FightingGames posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Squall28 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FightingGames posted...</cite> <quote>>2018 >still using SQL</quote> What replaced it? Big Data?</quote> nosql. Look into couchdb and mongodb. Data are stored as key-values and you can use javascript code to query what you need. These databases can scale much more better than relational databases</quote> I sometimes wonder what the fuck happens at job interviews with people like you. "How are your skills with SQL? We have two MSSQL products and a legacy application using MySQL." "Wow I thought this was for a serious position I can't believe people are still using SQL in 2018"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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