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Romulox28 01/30/18 4:02:40 PM #1:	oh yea, thats the good stuff --- http://i.imgur.com/LhwwG.gif <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:895121785] in i just tho... [t:76262101]...</cite> <quote>oh yea, thats the good stuff</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TroutPaste 01/30/18 4:03:13 PM #2:	mmmmm haven't thought about that in awhile ~~500 times per day~~ --- Cleveland sports fan XBL: FourLeaf440, PSN: TroutPaste89, Steam: 4leaf440, Nintendo: 1800-4200-6969 <cite>TroutPaste posted [p:895121825] in i just tho... [t:76262101]...</cite> <quote>mmmmm haven't thought about that in awhile 500 times per day</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury 01/30/18 4:05:20 PM #3:	did u use protection --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji <cite>Freddie_Mercury posted [p:895121950] in i just tho... [t:76262101]...</cite> <quote>did u use protection</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hairy-man 01/30/18 4:05:49 PM #4:	Did you raw dog? --- Your friendly, neighborhood Hairyman Not changing sig until REmake2 is released! Hah <cite>Hairy-man posted [p:895121979] in i just tho... [t:76262101]...</cite> <quote>Did you raw dog?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28 01/30/18 4:06:03 PM #5:	TroutPaste posted... mmmmm haven't thought about that in awhile ~~500 times per day~~ this guy knows whats up Freddie_Mercury posted... did u use protection ~~hahahahahahahahahahaha~~ --- http://i.imgur.com/LhwwG.gif <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:895121993] in i just tho... [t:76262101]...</cite> <quote><cite>TroutPaste posted...</cite> <quote>mmmmm haven't thought about that in awhile 500 times per day</quote> this guy knows whats up <cite>Freddie_Mercury posted...</cite> <quote>did u use protection</quote> hahahahahahahahahahaha</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bass_X0 01/30/18 4:06:31 PM #6:	Romulox28 posted... oh yea, thats the good stuff less thinking and more doing. --- "Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN <cite>Bass_X0 posted [p:895122015] in i just tho... [t:76262101]...</cite> <quote><cite>Romulox28 posted...</cite> <quote>oh yea, thats the good stuff</quote> less thinking and more doing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28 01/30/18 4:14:44 PM #7:	whats ur fave sex position? mine is in the vagina --- http://i.imgur.com/LhwwG.gif <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:895122529] in i just tho... [t:76262101]...</cite> <quote>whats ur fave sex position? mine is in the vagina</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_BlueMonk 01/30/18 4:16:19 PM #8:	i had sex this morning. my girlfriend surprised me. it was great. --- One in a Million, TWICE! Dahyun is BEST. <cite>_BlueMonk posted [p:895122620] in i just tho... [t:76262101]...</cite> <quote>i had sex this morning. my girlfriend surprised me. it was great.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28 01/30/18 4:16:37 PM #9:	_BlueMonk posted... i had sex this morning. my girlfriend surprised me. it was great. serious replies only please --- http://i.imgur.com/LhwwG.gif <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:895122640] in i just tho... [t:76262101]...</cite> <quote><cite>_BlueMonk posted...</cite> <quote>i had sex this morning. my girlfriend surprised me. it was great.</quote> serious replies only please</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cAPITALISATION 01/30/18 4:19:54 PM #10:	I have no idea how people enjoy sex. It's too easy. I like to think of myself as a pretty serious gamer. I've played all the "hard" games, such as Dark Souls, Dark Souls 2, Dark Souls 3, etc and I've destroyed them all. They weren't even remotely a challenge for me. I don't know if it's my quick reflexes or my tactical thinking, but if you put a video game in front of me, that game is going to be beat. The only thing that is getting in my way is a dead controller battery (and even then, I always carry backups at all times). Lately, I've been getting into more physical activities to challenge me, as video games just do not cut it anymore. I've tried both team sports and solo activities, such as running or rock climbing, and as expected, I've dominated in each of them. However, I do find these activities fun as a change of pace from my usual gaming. So when my new girlfriend (Michelle (pronounced Mish-elle)) asked if I wanted to try sex, I jumped at the opportunity. I've never had sex before (why waste my seed?) but I figured it would be a great chance to see if this is the ultimate test for my skills. I know lots of men brag about their sexual prowess, so I wanted to see if this was an adequate challenge for someone like me, or just another disappointment. To prepare, we first engaged in what Michelle called "foreplay." This was almost pathetically easy; nothing but a bunch of open mouth kisses and rhythmic breast grabs. I even noticed Michelle had her eyes closed, which I think truly illustrates the simplicity of this phase of the sexual process. After about ten minutes of that nonsense, we decided to go right into the main event, sexual intercourse. For weeks leading up to this moment, I had practiced throwing hoops of various sizes into the air and thrusting my penis through them, simulating what I expected sex to be like, and preparing for any moment. My precision had become unmatched. So you can imagine my disappointment when Michelle took off her pants and all there was just one hole, and a stationary hole at that. I entered this hole with absolutely no difficulty, tried a few of the trick thrusts I had practiced at home, and 30 seconds later it was over. After sex, I told Michelle that I had never been more disappointed in my entire life, and she agreed. How do people find any enjoyment in this? It reminded me of the quick time events in the video games I frequently dominate, only on a biological level. Are people really such simpletons that this is a pleasurable activity for them, or am I missing something? --- tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN <cite>cAPITALISATION posted [p:895122844] in i just tho... [t:76262101]...</cite> <quote>I have no idea how people enjoy sex. It's too easy. I like to think of myself as a pretty serious gamer. I've played all the "hard" games, such as Dark Souls, Dark Souls 2, Dark Souls 3, etc and I've destroyed them all. They weren't even remotely a challenge for me. I don't know if it's my quick reflexes or my tactical thinking, but if you put a video game in front of me, that game is going to be beat. The only thing that is getting in my way is a dead controller battery (and even then, I always carry backups at all times). Lately, I've been getting into more physical activities to challenge me, as video games just do not cut it anymore. I've tried both team sports and solo activities, such as running or rock climbing, and as expected, I've dominated in each of them. However, I do find these activities fun as a change of pace from my usual gaming. So when my new girlfriend (Michelle (pronounced Mish-elle)) asked if I wanted to try sex, I jumped at the opportunity. I've never had sex before (why waste my seed?) but I figured it would be a great chance to see if this is the ultimate test for my skills. I know lots of men brag about their sexual prowess, so I wanted to see if this was an adequate challenge for someone like me, or just another disappointment. To prepare, we first engaged in what Michelle called "foreplay." This was almost pathetically easy; nothing but a bunch of open mouth kisses and rhythmic breast grabs. I even noticed Michelle had her eyes closed, which I think truly illustrates the simplicity of this phase of the sexual process. After about ten minutes of that nonsense, we decided to go right into the main event, sexual intercourse. For weeks leading up to this moment, I had practiced throwing hoops of various sizes into the air and thrusting my penis through them, simulating what I expected sex to be like, and preparing for any moment. My precision had become unmatched. So you can imagine my disappointment when Michelle took off her pants and all there was just one hole, and a stationary hole at that. I entered this hole with absolutely no difficulty, tried a few of the trick thrusts I had practiced at home, and 30 seconds later it was over. After sex, I told Michelle that I had never been more disappointed in my entire life, and she agreed. How do people find any enjoyment in this? It reminded me of the quick time events in the video games I frequently dominate, only on a biological level. Are people really such simpletons that this is a pleasurable activity for them, or am I missing something?</quote> ... 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Awakened_Link 01/30/18 4:21:04 PM #11:	cAPITALISATION posted... is this copypasta --- NNID: awakened_link37 \| Add me on Miitomo! Twitter: @awakened_link Formerly known as Coleby <cite>Awakened_Link posted [p:895122940] in i just tho... [t:76262101]...</cite> <quote><cite>cAPITALISATION posted...</cite> is this copypasta</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Romulox28 01/30/18 4:24:32 PM #13:	fenderbender321 posted... Missionary is the best sex position. Girls look hottest in that position. Their tummies get flat, their bodies stay tight....man it's just the best. I can always tell somebody is a virgin when they say missionary is the most boring position. They don't have sex and so they think the sex they see on TV and in movies is how sex is in real life. It's funny. wow i didnt know my grandpa posted on gamefaqs --- http://i.imgur.com/LhwwG.gif <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:895123160] in i just tho... [t:76262101]...</cite> <quote><cite>fenderbender321 posted...</cite> <quote>Missionary is the best sex position. Girls look hottest in that position. Their tummies get flat, their bodies stay tight....man it's just the best. I can always tell somebody is a virgin when they say missionary is the most boring position. They don't have sex and so they think the sex they see on TV and in movies is how sex is in real life. It's funny.</quote> wow i didnt know my grandpa posted on gamefaqs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoctorVader 01/30/18 4:24:56 PM #14:	I am sex. --- It all just disappears, doesn't it? Everything you are, gone in a moment, like breath on a mirror. - The Doctor <cite>DoctorVader posted [p:895123192] in i just tho... [t:76262101]...</cite> <quote>I am sex.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Choco 01/30/18 4:39:23 PM #16:	fenderbender321 posted... Romulox28 posted... fenderbender321 posted... Missionary is the best sex position. Girls look hottest in that position. Their tummies get flat, their bodies stay tight....man it's just the best. I can always tell somebody is a virgin when they say missionary is the most boring position. They don't have sex and so they think the sex they see on TV and in movies is how sex is in real life. It's funny. wow i didnt know my grandpa posted on gamefaqs Grandpas tend to right about 99% of things, so I'll take that as a compliment. ah yes, the generation of racists and homophobes is truly gr8 --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:895123991] in i just tho... [t:76262101]...</cite> <quote><cite>fenderbender321 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Romulox28 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>fenderbender321 posted...</cite> <quote>Missionary is the best sex position. Girls look hottest in that position. Their tummies get flat, their bodies stay tight....man it's just the best. I can always tell somebody is a virgin when they say missionary is the most boring position. They don't have sex and so they think the sex they see on TV and in movies is how sex is in real life. It's funny.</quote> wow i didnt know my grandpa posted on gamefaqs</quote> Grandpas tend to right about 99% of things, so I'll take that as a compliment.</quote> ah yes, the generation of racists and homophobes is truly gr8</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Saquon--Barkley 01/30/18 4:43:20 PM #18:	Romulox28 posted... fenderbender321 posted... Missionary is the best sex position. Girls look hottest in that position. Their tummies get flat, their bodies stay tight....man it's just the best. I can always tell somebody is a virgin when they say missionary is the most boring position. They don't have sex and so they think the sex they see on TV and in movies is how sex is in real life. It's funny. wow i didnt know my grandpa posted on gamefaqs BODIED!!!!!! RIP @fenderbender321 2013-2018 --- WE ARE! PENN STATE! <cite>Saquon--Barkley posted [p:895124221] in i just tho... [t:76262101]...</cite> <quote><cite>Romulox28 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>fenderbender321 posted...</cite> <quote>Missionary is the best sex position. Girls look hottest in that position. Their tummies get flat, their bodies stay tight....man it's just the best. I can always tell somebody is a virgin when they say missionary is the most boring position. They don't have sex and so they think the sex they see on TV and in movies is how sex is in real life. It's funny.</quote> wow i didnt know my grandpa posted on gamefaqs</quote> BODIED!!!!!! RIP @fenderbender321 2013-2018</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nevershine 01/30/18 4:45:44 PM #20:	What was his name? --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister https://m.imgur.com/fpLYQa3 <cite>nevershine posted [p:895124367] in i just tho... [t:76262101]...</cite> <quote>What was his name?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28 01/30/18 4:53:37 PM #21:	Choco posted... fenderbender321 posted... Romulox28 posted... fenderbender321 posted... Missionary is the best sex position. Girls look hottest in that position. Their tummies get flat, their bodies stay tight....man it's just the best. I can always tell somebody is a virgin when they say missionary is the most boring position. They don't have sex and so they think the sex they see on TV and in movies is how sex is in real life. It's funny. wow i didnt know my grandpa posted on gamefaqs Grandpas tend to right about 99% of things, so I'll take that as a compliment. ah yes, the generation of racists and homophobes is truly gr8 take it outside, nerds --- http://i.imgur.com/LhwwG.gif <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:895124780] in i just tho... [t:76262101]...</cite> <quote><cite>Choco posted...</cite> <quote><cite>fenderbender321 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Romulox28 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>fenderbender321 posted...</cite> <quote>Missionary is the best sex position. Girls look hottest in that position. Their tummies get flat, their bodies stay tight....man it's just the best. I can always tell somebody is a virgin when they say missionary is the most boring position. They don't have sex and so they think the sex they see on TV and in movies is how sex is in real life. It's funny.</quote> wow i didnt know my grandpa posted on gamefaqs</quote> Grandpas tend to right about 99% of things, so I'll take that as a compliment.</quote> ah yes, the generation of racists and homophobes is truly gr8</quote> take it outside, nerds</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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