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UnfairRepresent
01/27/18 11:58:06 AM
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I mean they lay eggs.

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And look at their teeth/mouths.

They're like lizards. I don't think they should have boobs.
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LethalAffinity
01/27/18 11:59:32 AM
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Furry bait

And the Lusty Argonian Maid novellas wouldn't be nearly as saucy without boobs now would they?
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nevershine
01/27/18 12:00:01 PM
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Doom_Art
01/27/18 12:00:07 PM
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You got a problem then take it up with the Hist
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UnfairRepresent
01/27/18 12:00:17 PM
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LethalAffinity posted...
Furry bait

And the Lusty Argonian Maid novellas wouldn't be nearly as saucy without boobs now would they?

I don't recall those stories mentioning boobs.

I thought the entire joke of those books were the comical idea of an Argonian being sexy
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RebelElite791
01/27/18 12:01:55 PM
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Do Argonians lay eggs? (11/06/03)

Argonians are ovoviviparous. [Wow. I was SURE I'd never have to use that word again.] They don't lay eggs like reptiles.
Note that Lady Argonians have big bumps on their chests.


per Hines.

Granted part of that seems to have been jettisoned by ESO (if we consider that canon to the main series, we'll see).
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UnfairRepresent
01/27/18 12:04:25 PM
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RebelElite791 posted...
They don't lay eggs like reptiles.

They literally say "hatchlings" to refer to their youth.

They hatch from what then? Human bodies like in Alien?

But even then the Xenomorph didnt have boobs.
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CapnMuffin
01/27/18 12:06:17 PM
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Just install the no boob mod. It increases your immersion by like 200%
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RebelElite791
01/27/18 12:06:28 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
RebelElite791 posted...
They don't lay eggs like reptiles.

They literally say "hatchlings" to refer to their youth.

They hatch from what then? Human bodies like in Alien?

But even then the Xenomorph didnt have boobs.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ovoviviparous
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TableFlip
01/27/18 12:07:53 PM
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Tyranthraxus
01/27/18 12:08:29 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I mean they lay eggs.

Laying eggs doesn't disqualify you from having breasts (see: platypus)

But yes, they are literally reptiles and breasts are like, the defining trait of mammals hence "mammary glands." All mammals have breasts and you don't have breasts on non-mammals.
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Darkraiomb
01/27/18 12:09:12 PM
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https://youtu.be/f-nliwO4Gmw?t=22
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UnfairRepresent
01/27/18 12:13:45 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...

Laying eggs doesn't disqualify you from having breasts (see: platypus)


Oh come on, you're really going to compare a lizard to a platypus?

It's literally just like them and echidna that lay eggs right?
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Tyranthraxus
01/27/18 12:15:07 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Oh come on, you're really going to compare a lizard to a platypus?

rest of post

read it

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LethalAffinity
01/27/18 12:16:38 PM
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_Reivax_
01/27/18 12:18:33 PM
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>women
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Paragon21XX
01/27/18 12:21:28 PM
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Darkraiomb posted...
https://youtu.be/f-nliwO4Gmw?t=22

The only correct answer.
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Skye Reynolds
01/27/18 12:21:51 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Laying eggs doesn't disqualify you from having breasts (see: platypus)


I never thought about it before, but I wonder why platypuses aren't more sexualized in the furry community.

> mammal
> duck billed
> lays eggs

It seems like they should be all over that.
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UnfairRepresent
01/27/18 12:23:36 PM
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Paragon21XX posted...
Darkraiomb posted...
https://youtu.be/f-nliwO4Gmw?t=22

The only correct answer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Uq0GQsvh14

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obeseexplosive
01/27/18 12:25:17 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Xenomorph didnt have boobs.



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weapon_d00d816
01/27/18 12:27:25 PM
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They're lizard-people. They aren't natural biological entities, they're fantasy beastfolk arising from mystic origins.

It's like asking why some dragons have 6 limbs when every other reptile has 4 (or 0). Because they aren't of natural lineage.
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UnfairRepresent
01/27/18 12:29:42 PM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
They're lizard-people. They aren't natural biological entities, they're fantasy beastfolk arising from mystic origins.

That doesn't explain why they have boobs.

I mean Orcs are fantasy beastfolk but they don't have wings and the men don't give birth to babies from their butts.

It still follows rules of logic and biology.
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weapon_d00d816
01/27/18 12:33:22 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
They're lizard-people. They aren't natural biological entities, they're fantasy beastfolk arising from mystic origins.

That doesn't explain why they have boobs.

I mean Orcs are fantasy beastfolk but they don't have wings and the men don't give birth to babies from their butts.

It still follows rules of logic and biology.

People have boobs, so lizard-people can have them.

I know canonically this isn't the case but Argonians are hybrid creatures. They take features from both constituents.
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UnfairRepresent
01/28/18 3:09:05 PM
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So what do Argonian boobs do then?

Do Argonian babies drink their milk?
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weapon_d00d816
01/28/18 10:53:34 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
So what do Argonian boobs do then?

Do Argonian babies drink their milk?

We've never canonically seen an Argonian nipple so who knows. And even if they did, who says it would produce milk? I have nipples that don't produce milk. They're probably just deposits of fat and that's it.
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Swagnificent119
01/28/18 10:55:13 PM
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flussence
01/28/18 10:56:30 PM
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because skyrim is casual-tier pandering garbage with bad scriptwriters and they don't have the spine to have non-cosmetic differences between the races like they did in morrowind
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RebelElite791
01/28/18 10:57:40 PM
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flussence posted...
because skyrim is casual-tier pandering garbage with bad scriptwriters and they don't have the spine to have non-cosmetic differences between the races like they did in morrowind

Argonian females had breasts in Morrowind and Oblivion too...

Derp.
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Swagnificent119
01/28/18 10:57:44 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
That doesn't explain why they have boobs.


I mean, if you want some bullshit lore reason...

Basically, when Talos was all like "Yo, Red Legion, I heard you hate these jungles, so I'mma just gonna CHIM these Jungles out of history." he also was thinking about an Argonia with tits and BOOM suddenly they all had tits throughout all of history.
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50Blessings
01/28/18 10:59:24 PM
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Swagnificent119 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
That doesn't explain why they have boobs.


I mean, if you want some bullshit lore reason...

Basically, when Talos was all like "Yo, Red Legion, I heard you hate these jungles, so I'mma just gonna CHIM these Jungles out of history." he also was thinking about an Argonia with tits and BOOM suddenly they all had tits throughout all of history.


"A wizard did it."
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Jiek_Fafn
01/28/18 11:05:02 PM
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Those aren't breasts. Those are the ovaries where they keep the eggs. Argonian eggs are much bigger than human eggs.
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jumi
01/29/18 12:06:05 AM
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flussence posted...
because skyrim is casual-tier pandering garbage with bad scriptwriters and they don't have the spine to have non-cosmetic differences between the races like they did in morrowind


Translation: Blah blah blah Morrowind.
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EpicMickeyDrew
01/29/18 12:10:36 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
So what do Argonian boobs do then?

Do Argonian babies drink their milk?

They produce skooma
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_Schwarzlicht_
01/29/18 12:29:42 AM
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Because it's media produced for a human audience and we like titties.
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jumi
01/29/18 12:38:03 AM
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
So what do Argonian boobs do then?

Do Argonian babies drink their milk?

They produce skooma


That's Khajiit boobs.
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ThyCorndog
01/29/18 12:39:48 AM
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jumi posted...
EpicMickeyDrew posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
So what do Argonian boobs do then?

Do Argonian babies drink their milk?

They produce skooma


That's Khajiit boobs.

hist sap then?
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pieisthebest
01/29/18 12:54:32 AM
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wud u fertilize an argonian's eggs??
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NibeIungsnarf
01/29/18 12:58:15 AM
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Because its an RPG so all the females have giant tuchankas.
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UnfairRepresent
01/29/18 5:22:30 AM
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NibeIungsnarf posted...
Because its an RPG so all the females have giant tuchankas.

But they are normal sized
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pegusus123456
01/29/18 5:29:01 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
I mean they lay eggs.

Laying eggs doesn't disqualify you from having breasts (see: platypus)

But yes, they are literally reptiles and breasts are like, the defining trait of mammals hence "mammary glands." All mammals have breasts and you don't have breasts on non-mammals.

UnfairRepresent posted...


Oh come on, you're really going to compare a lizard to a platypus?

It's literally just like them and echidna that lay eggs right?

Would this be an example of Unfair arguing with someone that's agreeing with them
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008Zulu
01/29/18 5:31:38 AM
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Anyone ever drink a lizard's milk? Total gross factor.
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Virus731
01/29/18 6:01:38 AM
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Darkraiomb posted...
https://youtu.be/f-nliwO4Gmw?t=22


was waiting for this
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Laserion
01/29/18 6:25:30 AM
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I'm playing BotW and wondering the same about Zora and Rito females.
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