Current Events > Man escapes from Texas federal prison, brings back booze, tobacco and food

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thronedfire2 01/26/18 2:58:51 PM #1:	https://nypost.com/2018/01/26/escaped-inmate-caught-sneaking-back-with-booze-food/ You escaped, and came back to the pit of misery with Bud Light? Dilly dilly! --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:894853614] in Man escape... [t:76245806]...</cite> <quote>https://nypost.com/2018/01/26/escaped-inmate-caught-sneaking-back-with-booze-food/ You escaped, and came back to the pit of misery with Bud Light? Dilly dilly!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
obeseexplosive 01/26/18 3:03:13 PM #2:	A man among men --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. <cite>obeseexplosive posted [p:894853876] in Man escape... [t:76245806]...</cite> <quote>A man among men</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gnome from nome 01/26/18 3:04:56 PM #3:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOqRVQwNDG4 --- gnome, I insult your hometown with various stereotypes - ActJef1077 <cite>gnome from nome posted [p:894853976] in Man escape... [t:76245806]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOqRVQwNDG4</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 01/26/18 3:05:23 PM #4:	Not all heroes wear capes --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister https://m.imgur.com/fpLYQa3 <cite>nevershine posted [p:894854001] in Man escape... [t:76245806]...</cite> <quote>Not all heroes wear capes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nostradumbass 01/26/18 3:07:33 PM #5:	nevershine posted... Not all heroes wear capes They wear stripes or bright orange <cite>Nostradumbass posted [p:894854130] in Man escape... [t:76245806]...</cite> <quote><cite>nevershine posted...</cite> <quote>Not all heroes wear capes</quote> They wear stripes or bright orange</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thanosibe 01/26/18 3:11:07 PM #6:	Doing the work of God. --- I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski <cite>thanosibe posted [p:894854344] in Man escape... [t:76245806]...</cite> <quote>Doing the work of God.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 01/26/18 3:20:47 PM #7:	CCTV footage was just recovered: --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:894854967] in Man escape... [t:76245806]...</cite> <quote>CCTV footage was just recovered: </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iron jojo 01/26/18 3:26:04 PM #8:	obeseexplosive posted... A man among men nevershine posted... Not all heroes wear capes thanosibe posted... Doing the work of God. --- vickfan-chucky they hated Jesus homie chuckyhacks-who teh hell is "jesus homie" <cite>iron jojo posted [p:894855291] in Man escape... [t:76245806]...</cite> <quote><cite>obeseexplosive posted...</cite> <quote>A man among men</quote> <cite>nevershine posted...</cite> <quote>Not all heroes wear capes</quote> <cite>thanosibe posted...</cite> <quote>Doing the work of God.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 01/26/18 3:46:12 PM #9:	it said on tv that they arrested him even though he was coming back. like I get he needs to be punished but it seems silly to put hand cuffs on him if he's already coming back in. imagine if he was like 2 feet from the prison door and he reaches out to open the door.....and a guard hand appears and slaps cuffs on him. what is the point? just let him go back in his cell and then lock the door and say "god damnit, knock off that shit" <cite>Zikten posted [p:894856488] in Man escape... [t:76245806]...</cite> <quote>it said on tv that they arrested him even though he was coming back. like I get he needs to be punished but it seems silly to put hand cuffs on him if he's already coming back in. imagine if he was like 2 feet from the prison door and he reaches out to open the door.....and a guard hand appears and slaps cuffs on him. what is the point? just let him go back in his cell and then lock the door and say "god damnit, knock off that shit"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bobtuse 01/26/18 3:48:18 PM #10:	Reminds me of Hogan's Heroes. --- . <cite>bobtuse posted [p:894856628] in Man escape... [t:76245806]...</cite> <quote>Reminds me of Hogan's Heroes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 01/26/18 3:52:51 PM #11:	Joshua Hansen, 25, of Dallas, was arrested late Wednesday by US Marshals and deputies in Jefferson County after authorities were alerted that inmates from a federal prison in Beaumont were escaping from the rear of the facility and crossing onto private land owned by a local rancher. The inmates, according to the tip, were picking up contraband and taking it back into the facility, sheriff officials said. WTF!?! What drugs are the prison slipping into the water to have inmates keep coming back? It sounds like an Onion piece. --- Oda break tracker 2018- 0 (1) \| THE Ohio State: 11-2 \| Oakland Raiders: 6-10 Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:894856868] in Man escape... [t:76245806]...</cite> <quote>Joshua Hansen, 25, of Dallas, was arrested late Wednesday by US Marshals and deputies in Jefferson County after authorities were alerted that inmates from a federal prison in Beaumont were escaping from the rear of the facility and crossing onto private land owned by a local rancher. The inmates, according to the tip, were picking up contraband and taking it back into the facility, sheriff officials said. WTF!?! What drugs are the prison slipping into the water to have inmates keep coming back? It sounds like an Onion piece.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thanosibe 01/26/18 3:55:40 PM #12:	voldothegr8 posted... Joshua Hansen, 25, of Dallas, was arrested late Wednesday by US Marshals and deputies in Jefferson County after authorities were alerted that inmates from a federal prison in Beaumont were escaping from the rear of the facility and crossing onto private land owned by a local rancher. The inmates, according to the tip, were picking up contraband and taking it back into the facility, sheriff officials said. WTF!?! What drugs are the prison slipping into the water to have inmates keep coming back? It sounds like an Onion piece. He just wanted some booze, a smoke and home cooked meal without being a fugitive? --- I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski <cite>thanosibe posted [p:894857015] in Man escape... [t:76245806]...</cite> <quote><cite>voldothegr8 posted...</cite> <quote>Joshua Hansen, 25, of Dallas, was arrested late Wednesday by US Marshals and deputies in Jefferson County after authorities were alerted that inmates from a federal prison in Beaumont were escaping from the rear of the facility and crossing onto private land owned by a local rancher. The inmates, according to the tip, were picking up contraband and taking it back into the facility, sheriff officials said. WTF!?! What drugs are the prison slipping into the water to have inmates keep coming back? It sounds like an Onion piece.</quote>He just wanted some booze, a smoke and home cooked meal without being a fugitive?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 01/26/18 3:55:40 PM #13:	"Where's the porn?" "SHIT I knew I forgot something hold on, be right back." escapes from prison again --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:894857018] in Man escape... [t:76245806]...</cite> <quote>"Where's the porn?" "SHIT I knew I forgot something hold on, be right back." escapes from prison again</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KFHEWUI 01/26/18 4:01:22 PM #14:	Shotgunnova posted... CCTV footage was just recovered: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQpmtB9M_do --- R.I.P. SaikyoMog! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-seAIeu3Og <cite>KFHEWUI posted [p:894857361] in Man escape... [t:76245806]...</cite> <quote><cite>Shotgunnova posted...</cite> <quote>CCTV footage was just recovered: </quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQpmtB9M_do</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nostradumbass 01/26/18 4:02:52 PM #15:	Epic <cite>Nostradumbass posted [p:894857446] in Man escape... [t:76245806]...</cite> <quote>Epic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ehhwhatever 01/26/18 4:09:15 PM #17:	Zikten posted... it said on tv that they arrested him even though he was coming back. like I get he needs to be punished but it seems silly to put hand cuffs on him if he's already coming back in. imagine if he was like 2 feet from the prison door and he reaches out to open the door.....and a guard hand appears and slaps cuffs on him. what is the point? just let him go back in his cell and then lock the door and say "god damnit, knock off that shit" He can't commit a crime because he is already caught, you know he is a criminal who is caught, what part of caught do you not understand? --- Tempest Tempest <cite>ehhwhatever posted [p:894857791] in Man escape... [t:76245806]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>it said on tv that they arrested him even though he was coming back. like I get he needs to be punished but it seems silly to put hand cuffs on him if he's already coming back in. imagine if he was like 2 feet from the prison door and he reaches out to open the door.....and a guard hand appears and slaps cuffs on him. what is the point? just let him go back in his cell and then lock the door and say "god damnit, knock off that shit"</quote> He can't commit a crime because he is already caught, you know he is a criminal who is caught, what part of caught do you not understand?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 01/26/18 4:10:33 PM #18:	what I am saying is he was coming back. it seems unnecessary to slap cuffs on him. just hold the cell door open and wait for him to walk in, then lock it behind him. you can still punish him but it seems silly to arrest a guy who is literally walking back into prison. <cite>Zikten posted [p:894857858] in Man escape... [t:76245806]...</cite> <quote>what I am saying is he was coming back. it seems unnecessary to slap cuffs on him. just hold the cell door open and wait for him to walk in, then lock it behind him. you can still punish him but it seems silly to arrest a guy who is literally walking back into prison.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 01/26/18 4:43:34 PM #19:	yeah seems like a waste of time. he just wanted prison to be a little better --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:894859677] in Man escape... [t:76245806]...</cite> <quote>yeah seems like a waste of time. he just wanted prison to be a little better</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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