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robert21 01/19/18 1:42:46 AM #1:	Why was 7 afraid of 8? Cause 8 was a 6 offender --- http://i.imgur.com/WUlNykO.png- I need about tree fiddy <cite>robert21 posted [p:894346556] in Tell CE yo... [t:76218062]...</cite> <quote>Why was 7 afraid of 8? Cause 8 was a 6 offender</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMarthKoopa 01/19/18 1:43:31 AM #2:	The current state of the FPS genre <cite>TheMarthKoopa posted [p:894346583] in Tell CE yo... [t:76218062]...</cite> <quote>The current state of the FPS genre</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 01/19/18 1:44:27 AM #3:	A CEman walks into a bar with his date --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:894346605] in Tell CE yo... [t:76218062]...</cite> <quote>A CEman walks into a bar with his date</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis 01/19/18 1:44:30 AM #4:	~~Liherals!!!!!~~ <cite>Reis posted [p:894346609] in Tell CE yo... [t:76218062]...</cite> <quote>Liherals!!!!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rad_Chad 01/19/18 1:48:58 AM #5:	A nice guy whines about how that character trait hasn't magically given him a girlfriend for many years then dies alone of natural causes. --- Sup, bro?! <cite>Rad_Chad posted [p:894346748] in Tell CE yo... [t:76218062]...</cite> <quote>A nice guy whines about how that character trait hasn't magically given him a girlfriend for many years then dies alone of natural causes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Behaviorism 01/19/18 1:51:32 AM #6:	Kevin Nash walks into a bar and tears his quad slipping on some beer. --- http://cleatgeeks.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/AllieImpactWrestling.jpg <cite>Behaviorism posted [p:894346836] in Tell CE yo... [t:76218062]...</cite> <quote>Kevin Nash walks into a bar and tears his quad slipping on some beer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
robert21 01/19/18 1:56:38 AM #7:	Behaviorism posted... Kevin Nash walks into a bar and tears his quad slipping on some beer. Was he poked in the chest? --- http://i.imgur.com/WUlNykO.png- I need about tree fiddy <cite>robert21 posted [p:894347013] in Tell CE yo... [t:76218062]...</cite> <quote><cite>Behaviorism posted...</cite> <quote>Kevin Nash walks into a bar and tears his quad slipping on some beer.</quote> Was he poked in the chest?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 01/19/18 1:58:23 AM #8:	If they made a social media platform for religious people with speech impediments, what would they call it? Faithbook. --- http://i.imgur.com/x7j6mQ8.jpg <cite>Chicken posted [p:894347080] in Tell CE yo... [t:76218062]...</cite> <quote>If they made a social media platform for religious people with speech impediments, what would they call it? Faithbook.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 01/19/18 2:00:28 AM #9:	Wanna know how I make my dick 10 inches? ~~I fold it in half~~ Goodnight CE --- There will always be exceptions. <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:894347160] in Tell CE yo... [t:76218062]...</cite> <quote>Wanna know how I make my dick 10 inches? I fold it in half Goodnight CE</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 01/19/18 2:07:16 AM #10:	An Irishman walks out of a bar. --- <cite>Garioshi posted [p:894347411] in Tell CE yo... [t:76218062]...</cite> <quote>An Irishman walks out of a bar.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kkTheKiller42 01/19/18 2:14:13 AM #11:	The Last Jedi --- http://tinyurl.com/3zfs5vb http://tinyurl.com/br9bdeu http://i.imgur.com/6re4mWM.jpg http://i.imgur.com/o0b0x9O.jpg <cite>kkTheKiller42 posted [p:894347658] in Tell CE yo... [t:76218062]...</cite> <quote>The Last Jedi</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SimpleMan 01/19/18 2:16:11 AM #12:	What's brown and sticky? ~~A stick~~ --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul <cite>SimpleMan posted [p:894347729] in Tell CE yo... [t:76218062]...</cite> <quote>What's brown and sticky? A stick</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Behaviorism 01/19/18 2:19:54 AM #13:	robert21 posted... Behaviorism posted... Kevin Nash walks into a bar and tears his quad slipping on some beer. Was he poked in the chest? No, he was just walking --- http://cleatgeeks.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/AllieImpactWrestling.jpg <cite>Behaviorism posted [p:894347864] in Tell CE yo... [t:76218062]...</cite> <quote><cite>robert21 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Behaviorism posted...</cite> <quote>Kevin Nash walks into a bar and tears his quad slipping on some beer.</quote> Was he poked in the chest?</quote> No, he was just walking</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoomSwell 01/19/18 2:20:58 AM #14:	I'll ask a few questions and you answer "Catch up" or "Catch it" ... What do you do when you meet an old friend? What do you do when I throw a ball? What do you put on a hamburger? What do you find in a litter box? --- http://www.backloggery.com/doomswell <cite>DoomSwell posted [p:894347898] in Tell CE yo... [t:76218062]...</cite> <quote>I'll ask a few questions and you answer "Catch up" or "Catch it" ... What do you do when you meet an old friend? What do you do when I throw a ball? What do you put on a hamburger? What do you find in a litter box?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChromaticAngel 01/19/18 2:25:09 AM #15:	Why did EA remove all the gender restrictions in The Sims? They wanted to capitalize on all of the micro trans actions. --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>ChromaticAngel posted [p:894348032] in Tell CE yo... [t:76218062]...</cite> <quote>Why did EA remove all the gender restrictions in The Sims? They wanted to capitalize on all of the micro trans actions.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamer99z 01/19/18 3:13:15 AM #16:	~~robert21~~ --- "You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - NeonOctopus <cite>Gamer99z posted [p:894349440] in Tell CE yo... [t:76218062]...</cite> <quote>robert21</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samurai bandit 01/19/18 3:20:47 AM #17:	What smells like red paint and is blue? ~~blue paint~~ --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! <cite>samurai bandit posted [p:894349614] in Tell CE yo... [t:76218062]...</cite> <quote>What smells like red paint and is blue? blue paint</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 01/20/18 3:10:46 PM #18:	For awhile I was considering becoming a banker, but I lost interest. --- Love dolphins and whales? Come hang out at Cetacea Cove! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:894440869] in Tell CE yo... [t:76218062]...</cite> <quote>For awhile I was considering becoming a banker, but I lost interest.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weapon_d00d816 01/20/18 3:11:28 PM #19:	TheMarthKoopa posted... The current state of the FPS genre You don't even play them. --- SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG <cite>weapon_d00d816 posted [p:894440912] in Tell CE yo... [t:76218062]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheMarthKoopa posted...</cite> <quote>The current state of the FPS genre</quote> You don't even play them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMarthKoopa 01/20/18 3:15:32 PM #20:	weapon_d00d816 posted... You don't even play them. Well, yeah. Everything available right now is an absolute joke. Why would I be playing any of it? <cite>TheMarthKoopa posted [p:894441111] in Tell CE yo... [t:76218062]...</cite> <quote><cite>weapon_d00d816 posted...</cite> <quote>You don't even play them.</quote> Well, yeah. Everything available right now is an absolute joke. Why would I be playing any of it?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HBKick18 01/20/18 3:15:48 PM #21:	Did you hear about the giant that threw up? It's all over town. --- Proud fan of the worst team in American professional sports history: the Chicago Cubs. <cite>HBKick18 posted [p:894441128] in Tell CE yo... [t:76218062]...</cite> <quote>Did you hear about the giant that threw up? It's all over town.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joestarrr 01/20/18 3:16:11 PM #22:	i'm a fucking joke --- "I attribute my success to this - I never gave or took any excuse." - Florence Nightingale https://joestarrr.sarahah.com/ <cite>joestarrr posted [p:894441157] in Tell CE yo... [t:76218062]...</cite> <quote>i'm a fucking joke</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SusanGreenEyes 01/20/18 3:17:08 PM #23:	Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? ~~'Cause he was fuckin' dead, alright?~~ --- Been a murder, over in Riften. Some old lady who runs an orphanage. Those poor children must be heartbroken. <cite>SusanGreenEyes posted [p:894441191] in Tell CE yo... [t:76218062]...</cite> <quote>Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? 'Cause he was fuckin' dead, alright?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Volkswagen_Bros 01/20/18 3:17:37 PM #24:	Do you want to see bofa? "bofa?" Bofa Deeeeeez Nuts! --- Look! my foot is on the rope! My FOOT is on the rope. If it weren't for that ref, I would've been champion! - Alexa Bliss <cite>Volkswagen_Bros posted [p:894441223] in Tell CE yo... [t:76218062]...</cite> <quote>Do you want to see bofa? "bofa?" Bofa Deeeeeez Nuts! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Banjo2553 01/20/18 3:30:00 PM #25:	Leave it to Beaver got away with some of the raunchiest shit in its day. Remember when June would say "Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beav last night?" --- Game collection: http://www.backloggery.com/bakonbitz Gaming channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwVQm69J7bGScbv3_50C0dA <cite>Banjo2553 posted [p:894441889] in Tell CE yo... [t:76218062]...</cite> <quote>Leave it to Beaver got away with some of the raunchiest shit in its day. Remember when June would say "Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beav last night?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Letron_James 01/20/18 3:35:56 PM #26:	How do you get a nun pregnant? ~~dress her up as an alter boy~~ --- Ask me if I would eat da booty. <cite>Letron_James posted [p:894442233] in Tell CE yo... [t:76218062]...</cite> <quote>How do you get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SusanGreenEyes 01/20/18 3:39:44 PM #27:	Why did the chicken cross the road? ~~Who gives a shit? He's a fuckin' chicken.~~ --- Been a murder, over in Riften. Some old lady who runs an orphanage. Those poor children must be heartbroken. <cite>SusanGreenEyes posted [p:894442442] in Tell CE yo... [t:76218062]...</cite> <quote>Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? He's a fuckin' chicken.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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